#the return of the king
“For I am the daughter of Elrond. I shall not go with him when he departs to the Havens: for mine is the choice of Luthien, and as she so have I chosen, both the sweet and the bitter.”
“Elladan and Elrohir were out upon errantry: for they rode often far afield with the Rangers of the North, forgetting never their mother’s torment in the dens of the orcs.”
Pippin and Merry: MCDONALD’S MCDONALD’S MCDONALD’S MCDONALD’S!
Gandalf: We have food at home.
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Pippin and Merry: MCDONALD’S MCDONALD’S MCDONALD’S MCDONALD’S!
Aragorn: *pulls into the drive through*
Aragorn:
Aragorn: One black coffee.
Legolas: Gimili, is that perfume or whiskey?
Gimli: *chugs the entire bottle*
Gimli: It’s perfume.
My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of
I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”
finally a strong female character who doesn’t shave her legs
The fellowship of the ring, a summary
Aragon: I need all of you to be straight with me
Gimli: That’s going to be extremely hard for everyone here
Pippin: Imagine I had a twin.
Gandalf: Fuck no.
Gimli: *trips over something*
Legolas: Wow, you fell short.
Gimli: Thanks, I’m a Dwarf.