#thomas sanders
not me thinking the orange at the end was gonna be an annoying orange reference
NO WAIT-
ORANGE???????
Time traveler: *moves a chair*
Thomas: I’ve been asleep for… 5 years???
What today’s Sanders Asides episode taught me:
- Intrusive thoughts can be very time consuming and can get in the way of your day-to-day functioning
- stress and pressure heightens the chances of intrusive thoughts
- coffee makes it worse (trust me)
- pretending intrusive thoughts don’t exist isn’t healthy, instead find ways to cope with them in a healthy way
- it’s okay to hold things off to give yourself a mental health break
- it’s okay to hold things off to give yourself a mental health break
- it’s okay to hold things off to give yourself a mental health break :)))
So tell me… are you afraid?~
My first ever Sanders Sides painting and yes, it had to be Virge. He immediately won me over ✋
(Just like Janus… who’s next on my list )
heavypaint is cool actually
I’m always a sucker for fart jokes, and this has got to be one of the best ones there is… And thatsthat24’s reaction is epic! (yeah it’s acting, but HE’S GOOD :D)
But Leo cracking up in the background gets me every time XD
[Yoga instructor: Okay, now lets bring our leg to the sky. *fart noise* We’re just gonna waft that away, pretend it never happened. Namaste.]
Thomas Sanders
[thomas: Best part of traveling? No school!
teachers: (teachers talking incoherently)
Thomas: Can I have a normal dream?
Teacher1: May I have a normal dream.
Thomas: (screams) ]
And once again thatsthat24 is the cutest person ever to live
[Thomas: Story time!
Of all the works of art in this room, she was the loveliest!
Girl: (giggling) aww!]
If I was a teacher after a holiday…byThomas Sanders
[Teacher: Alright whose happy to be back?!
Student: Absolutely no one!
Teacher: Me neither, let’s get the heck outta here!
–
Teacher: I’m going, I’m going!
Students: Hurry up!
(car horn honks continuously)
Running student: WAIT!]
Logan: Okay, let’s stop using the term “Butthurt.” We’re not twelve anymore.
Roman: You sound fannytroubled.
Patton:A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Virgil:Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
Judge: You were charged with… breaking into a pet store?
Patton: I thought the puppies might be lonely, your honour.
Patton:Sometimes Virgil mumbles in his sleep… it’s adorable!
Virgil, asleep in Patton’s lap: Fight me…I dare you………I have a knife, bitch……..that’s..what I thought..hmmm.
Patton: He’s so precious…
Roman: Why are you like this?
Virgil: I used too much No More Tears Shampoo when I was a kid and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.
Roman: Bitch.
Virgil: Blocked.
Roman: Wait, no, unblock me - I have something important to tell you.
Virgil: Unblocked.
Roman: Bitch.
Virgil: I will never trust Deceit. He’s a venomous snake, waiting to strike… and you know what we do to snakes?
Logan, without looking up: Chop their heads off, remove the skin and turn them into boots.
Virgil: Don’t be absurd. Who would want troll-skin boots?
Logan: You just said he was a snake.
Virgil: The Devil comes in many forms.
Patton: Why is there blood everywhere?!?!?!?!?!?
Virgil: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Patton: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!?!?!?!?!??
Virgil: No no NO, aggressively poked them with a knife
Virgil: I can’t do sports but I can make TV show references like a boss.
Thomas: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Logan: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Patton: Drunk.
Virgil: Wasted.
Roman: Dead.
Roman: Alright, so you and I are married.
Virgil: I don’t want to be married.
Roman: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Virgil: I don’t wanna pretend.
Roman: Scared you’ll like it?
Virgil: Alright, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Thomas: Are you two always like this?
Logan: Yes, they are.
Logan: Studies show that keeping a ladder inside a house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Virgil: That’s why I own ten guns.
Virgil: In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
