#tonystark
*literally just making out*
tony: dont you think we might be just a littlebit gay for each other?
stephen: oh, absolutely not
peter: mr stark, I-
tony: there is no ‘I’ pete, only ‘we’
peter:
peter: okay, We are gay
IronDad Moments
Tony: So, see that’s why I technically invented the selfie.
Peter: I just wanted to take a selfie together, Mr. Stark.
Tony: A selfie with me.
Tony: why didn’t you say so, kid. Get over here.
IronDad Moments
Tony: just spit it out, Pete. What is it?
Peter: You told everyone I was your kid!
Tony: Yeah…
Peter: It’s nice, Mr. Stark but I’m just Peter Parker. Not Peter Stark.
Tony: First of all, you’re not JUST anything. Second of all, you want to change your name, we will change your name. You’ll inherit all my shit.
Peter: you’d do that?
Tony: In a heartbeat.
IronDad Moments
Tony: So what, kid. You and Thor are like best friends now? He’s training you?
Peter: what? No. We just hang out.
Thor: it’s ok, Stark. I’m just more fun, naturally.
Steve: Uh, Tony-
Tony: let’s hear what the kid says. Pete? Who’s better me or Thor?
Peter: you’re both great. But Mr. Stark has helped me so much…
Tony: Tough break, thunderstorm.
IronDad Moments angst
Tony: Talk to me, Rhodey. Did you find him?
Rhodes: No signs, Tony.
Tony: I was supposed to protect him, Rhodey. I failed the kid. Again.
Rhodes: we aren’t giving up, Tony. He’s out there.
Tony: It was never supposed to be this way.
Tony: Hey Stephen did you hear about the sale going on?
Stephen: No, where is it?
Tony: in my room
Tony: %100 off clothes
Stephen:
Stephen:boi
WE WON MR STARK WE WON WE DID IT SIR WE DID IT
Loki: Your death would be… inconvenient
Thor: Aww brother, I love you too
This summarizes everything
(source:Steven Fitzgerald on Youtube)
Sony&Disney: Spiderman is no longer a part of MCU
Fans: Ah..a great opportunity to write angst fanfics I see
Guys…CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING AGHSGQJASGHSHQGSJQGSHQGS
Not gonna lie, spiderman3 intro looks good. I’m probably gonna cry again