skunkmemther:

shibbpost:

What the fuck is a gender

It’s a purple ghost pokemon that evolves from Haunter

No, that’s gendgar. Gender is when you take a glance at something.

Some days I’m chill with my bottom bits and other days I’m like WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COCK?!

Announcing your top surgery? Powerful

Announcing you’re a bottom? POWER MOVE

~“In the arms of an angel” playing~ Please… Stop Beyblade before its too late…

My true gender is the excessive amounts of glitter that children add to macaroni art like in the cartoons

bogfox:

softcells:

softcells:

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella