#unintelligible goblin noises

paleodogs:

ATTENTION:

that is all

snail pancakes! a perfect way to start off any day.

sorry my fellow bastards i just had dental surgery so posts are gonna be slow for the next few days. thanks for staying tuned though! all the support has been great.

this whole image invoked a deep sense of nostalgia and i’m kinda loving it

marmalades and honeys and jams, oh my!

20/10, quality foodsource.

http://www.andrewmontgomery.co.uk/marmalade/

i actually love honey. 10/10, good snack.

big fat i love you to everyone who’s been liking/sharing my posts lately it really do be meaning a lot to me.

anyways here’s a sewn froggie boy!!! he was made by carnelianseeker on instagram :))

edit: holy fuck you guys really like frogs huh

vv nice vibes. i have a few guitars of my own, but i’d really love a shaped base like that.

i’ve seen heart and star shaped ones circling the internet.. i want one.

edit: due to a ton of people asking, it’s a 1965 Crucianelli Spazial

quilts are an incredibly sexy addition to any goblin nest. 11/10, i want one

i’ve been missing a life that i haven’t lived a lot lately. it’s kind of sad but i’ll make that life my own if i have to.

this is everything tbh. i get excited about stuff i’m gonna have when i move out and this is the epitome of it.

i enter a public bathroom stall. after the door closes, you hear pants unzip, but the rustle of fabric is interrupted by all the rocks in my pockets clattering to the floor

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ*･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･snail saturday･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ*✧*:･ﾟ✧

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･

✧･ﾟ: *✧･°mushroom monday･°✧*:･ﾟ✧

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

*crouching ontop of the fridge in the dark wearing a cloak and holding a deck of tarot cards and some herbs in shady raspy voice* Hey kids ya wanna do some witchcraft?

Friend: - “crunch” -

Me: CrOnCh?

But I give you:

DUDE! IS THAT A CAT? I’M CALLING THE FROG! *presses mircrowave* “313 what’s hoppin?”