#wolfstar
Remus: When animals sleep all day they are cute…
Remus: But when I do it people say i’m ‘clinically depressed’?
Remus: Like no bitch i’m a werewolf worship my cute sleeping ass.
Sirius: I stopped someone from being murdered today…
James: Oh really, how’d you do that?
Sirius: *glares at Severus* Self-control…
Lily: Who is your role-model?
Sirius: Tinkerbell.
Lily: Why?
Sirius: Because if she doesn’t get attention she dies.
Sirius: LILY!! Why didn’t you ever tell me about FBI agents???
Lily:
Sirius: WHAT IF THEY ARE WATCHING US?!
Sirius: WHAT IF THEY KNOW ABOUT HOGWARTS!!
Lily: …and how exactly would they know?
Sirius: THEY JUST WOULD!
James: What is it you like so much about Remus’ clothes?
Sirius: That he looks homeless.
Sirius: But like a sexy homeless…
James: You look good today…
James: Pro-homo.
Sirius: Don’t know mean no homo?
James: No, I mean pro-homo. We support the gays here.
Sirius: Remus? What are you doing?
Remus: I’m trying to find out who designed the cover art for this book!
Sirius: …why
Remus: Because it is HIDEOUS and I want to burn the designer over a fire fueled by their own book.
Sirius: What are you doing?
Remus: I’m reading a book while ordering more books, duh!
Sirius: *Gestures to Remus‘s shelves full of unread books* What about those ones?
Remus: I WILL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY!!
Remus: I hate reading cliches…
Remus: Authors really be like ‘he hates everyone in the world but her’ what rubbish!
Remus; readingat 12am: *sobs* h-he hates everyone in the world but her…
James: Hey girl, are you from France?
Lily: Yes I actually am-
James: You have to say ‘no why?’
Lily:
Lily: No, why…
James: cause Madamn
Sirius: Hypothetical question… If I were to sell Regulus would I do it on the Black Market?
Remus:
James:
Sirius: Get it?? The BlackMarket!
Remus: The stars are beautiful tonight aren’t they?
James: Remus incase you haven’t noticed it’s cloudy…
Remus: Shhh…
Remus: I’m not talking about those stars *continues gazing at Sirius*
James: Dont think I won’t fight you for that last piece of pizza Sirius!
Sirius: I’m an adult and I licked it first so it’s mine fucker.
James and Sirius: You know we are jealous of you guys…
Remus: Why…
Sirius and James: Because your partners are hotter than ours. *walks away*
Remus: But wait-
Lily: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS!
Sirius: REMUS!! It finally happened!!
Remus: You are going to have to elaborate a bit…
Sirius: I’M FINALLY TALLER THAN SOMEONE!!
Remus: Who?
Sirius: Lily!
Remus: She is so short that hardly even counts.
Remus: I think I’m coming down with something.
Peter: Oh no! What?
Remus: …the gays
Peter, being clueless: Oh no! How serious is it?
Remus: *smirking* very Sirius…
Sirius: do you wanna fight?
Remus:about?
Sirius: i don’t know anything? What’s your favourite…food
Remus: Chochlate you know this?
Sirius: chochlate isn’t real food
Remus: *gasp* Oh fuck you
Sirius: Fuck chochlate
Remus: Oh you absolut piece of shit complete idiot…. Uncultured bastard.. Oh you know what? This, this is why your crush doesn’t like you back
Sirius: *Remus being his crush* damn moons that was harsh
Remus:.. I’m only partly sorry, but you know even if your dear dear love doesn’t like you back you’ll always have me.
Sirius: *whispering* idiot..
After the full moon
I love the headcanon about Remus reading muggle literature or kids tales to Sirius
One day, I will draw other marauders too. But now I am very lazy.
