#allison hargreeves

diego: mama might’ve raised an emotionally awkward man-child with self-esteem issues, but she dIDN’T RAISE NO QUITTER

klaus: they say seventy percent of the human body is made of H₂O

klaus: well the other thirty percent of me wants₂die

five: i told you, i’m fine. why the hell do you keep asking?

allison: you had ten cups of coffee in two minutes

dave: so how do you feel about all this? about us?

klaus, checking his mood ring: uh, i feel green i guess

diego: god, i hate everyone in this fucking house

luther: you’re in the house you know

diego: bitch i said everyONE not everyTEN

diego: klaus, why is there a horse in the living room

klaus: he wouldn’t fit in the kitchen

diego: that’s not what i- whY the FUCK is there a goat in the bathroom?!?

klaus: he was bullying the horse! what else was i supposed to do??

klaus: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?

vanya:strong

diego:weak

five: an idiot is what you are

dave: i love you

klaus: *holds up uno reverse card*

five: i’m off dessert

also five: *eats sixteen peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches in two seconds flat*

klaus: well, change is inedible.

five: i think you mean inevitable.

klaus, spitting out a quarter:nope

police officer: license and registration, please.

klaus: okay, here

police officer:

klaus:

police officer: this is a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card

diego:bitch

luther:blocked

diego: wait, unblock me i need to tell you something

luther:unblocked

diego:bitch

umbrella academy s3 but i add mr pennycrumb to the plot

whogavemoththerighttohyperfix:

God I actually hope that there’s a scene where the siblings fight over what haircut to give Viktor because that would honestly be amazing

TUA season 1: The Hargreeves kids make poor decisions.

TUA season 2: The Hargreeves kids make poor decisions as a family.