#allison hargreeves

Diego: Stop it!

Klaus: I’m just asking

Diego: Klaus, Mom’s favorite dance is not the robot.

Ben: Nothing is harder as a ghost than having to watch Klaus repeatedly push a “pull” door.

Vanya: I have a gay agenda. It’s rainbow with cats on it. I highlighted the entire month of June.

Klaus: Sweet jeans are made of cheese, who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven beans.

Ben: First of all,

Vanya: Okay, I have powers. Any other huge family secrets I need to know about?

Klaus: I’m gay

Vanya: I know, Klaus

Klaus: Pan, more specifically

Vanya: This isn’t new information

Klaus: My heart belongs to one Dave Katz

Deeply traumatised millennials have a horrible time adulting

I get really sad every time I think about the look of fear on Allison’s face when she first saw Vanya’s powers

I am 2 seconds in s2 of the umbrella academy and everything has already gone to shit

(Spoilers!) In The Umbrella Academy: Dallas issue #3, it is revealed that before and during his time spent working at the commission, Number Five underwent a series of gruesome and difficult surgery’s performed by the commissions surgical team. These operations fused his DNA with those of the most notorious and cold-blooded killers in history in order to try to make him a better assassin.

The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Official Poster

via The Umbrella Academy

The Umbrella Academy cover for SFX Magazine

why is this bit so freakin funny?

via The Umbrella Academy on Instagram

ben: i thought you were better than this!

klaus: really? …. why?