Clint: Hard boiled eggs are disgusting. I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely gross, it’s like eating a ravioli covered in chips  

Natasha: You’re supposed to remove the shell.

Tony: Every single day there is something to do and I am sick of it.

Yelena to Kate, entering the room: Hey, I got your text. 

Yelena: When you’re going through a “Taylor Swift-like range of emotions” I should come over, right?

(During Black Widow when Natasha and Melina are swaping identities)

Natasha: So, all I have to do is act like a pig obsessed killer? Easy.

Melina: And I have to act gay.

(Bonus)

Y/N, standing behind them: Do I have to fuck your mom?

Natasha:No!

Otto Octavius to his wife: As your goth husband I will adorn you with cursed artefacts then die mysteriously leaving you to be the most feared widow in the village.

Yelena: Being 20-25 is like I am a baby. I am a grown woman. I am but a small girl. I am the oldest and wisest woman alive. I just begin to exist, I am but an embryo.

Tony: What if all my systems are nervous?

Natasha: I want world peace but there are people I want to kill first.

Thor: My problem is, sometimes, I’m just too proud to ask for help.

Y/N:Seriously?!

Y/N: You still ask Loki to cut your steak.

When Tony starts seeing the same person everywhere he goes, he gets a little anxious about their motives, what happens when that same person steps in when an ‘accident’ happens?

Requestedby@clapoftheass​“hello, i hope i’m not bothering you by sending a direct message — this was for your “chaotic prompt” thing. im not sure if you’re familiar with the terminator movies, but if so i was wondering if i could request a gender-neutral terminator reader insert in which the reader is sent from the  future to protect tony stark from other not-so-friendly terminators. basically, in the future, war between man and machine had begun and tony found a way to stop it. and the reason why the reader is the only kind one is because ( future ) tony reprogrammed her. and the reader and tony build a sort of friendship. anyways, hope this makes sense! thank you.”

A/N: Hope you like it! Gender neutral fic.

Warning:violence.

“Do I really have to be here?” Tony kicked the ground. 

“Stop whining, I don’t want to be around you either.” (Y/N) voiced, scanning around the deserted area.

“You know that’s not true.” he peeked around, taking a sip of his cold drink now, given that they were in a whole other area of the US, near a deserted glassblower factory. Fortunately, everything was still in place and they easily started heating the oven. Now it was brewing secretly, waiting for something to be added to it. 

“I see it.” (Y/N) spoke, seeing it on a motorcycle in the distance as it left a trail of floating sand behind the vehicle, “get into position.” 

Tony breathed out, walking into it as the terminator crept behind the walls staying at his level. If Tony could align it to the oven, (Y/N) could break through the weak wall, pushing it straight into the oven after the millionaire shoots the chain that keeps the oven door sealed shut. 

(Y/N) watched as it entered the building, looking around with the usual straight face a terminator like this conventionally had for some reason. 

It didn’t seem to care about being discreet. A fault that had never been revised since they started sending terminators back in time – unless it was sent by a human. 

“Come over here so I can kill you.” it spoke.

“What a nice way to phrase that.” Tony expressed sarcastically, backing up to get it to maintain it’s distance with him as they approached the front of the oven. 

(Y/N) took calculated steps forward, morphing one arm into a spear and hiding behind a table that was facing the oven perfectly, a few meters away. 

Only two meters for the terminator to do and then it was her turn to work. 

It stopped before it got to the oven, suspiciously eyeing around, suddenly remembering the other terminator that had stopped it from completing its mission in the first place. 

Gritting their teeth, the other hand shifted into a sledgehammer. 

Sensing the terminator’s location, it walked towards the table, unable to get close enough when (Y/N) jumped out, bashing the sledgehammer into its neck, kicking it in the chest, making it stumble backwards.

“Now!” it was his queue, with his hand armour, he shot the chain and rushed to his safe spot. The heavy door fell open, nearly breaking it’s hinges under the weight as the chains made a clunking sound as they hit the floor. 

Pinning it down against the oven door, they both felt the intense heat emanating from the active oven but it only grew (Y/N)’s determination. With the spear they had, they stabbed it through it’s throat, watching it as it grasped it to try and pull it out of itself. 

Pushing it more into it, the terminator didn’t calculate that it would push it right back into their chest, making them stumble back and let it grasp their black T-shirt, slamming (Y/N) right at the roaring mouth of the stove. 

With a hand around it’s throat, they attempted to keep it away enough to stop it from pushing them right into the fire. 

“Duck!” Tony spoke. Obliging, (Y/N) followed his command, hearing as he shot into its head, disorientating it, “In your own time!” 

With one last effort, the terminator threw it straight in the oven, watching it struggle as it attempted to escape. 

(Y/N) watched it slowly grow lifeless as the last pieces of skin burned off, slowly melting and mixing with the metal until it wasn’t regnisable. The last thing to go was the red light in its eyes.

Stark closed the oven, slowly dragging them away. 

“Are you okay?” he inquired.

“Yes, it’s done.” 

****

“Sorry again, I’ll see you in a bit.” he hung up, placing the phone in his jacket pocket. 

“Happy now?” (Y/N) asked.

“Very much.” he took a bite out of his sandwich “You have to stick around for a while, don’t you?” his voice was slightly muffled from the mouthful he just took.

“Don’t get too comfortable, it feels like I might do what you people do, which is throwing up.” they shot him a grim look. 

“I want you to be my bodyguard.” he expressed, “It’s your job right? To protect me? Plus I can show off how cool my protector is to the over Avengers.” 

“I’ll pass, thank you.” (Y/N) shook her head, “I have no interest in being ‘shown off’.” 

Tony frowned.

“How do you-”

“Morgan taught me.” His mouth fell agape.

“Wow, I-”

“Yes, she’s much better than you, anyways, for the purpose of keeping you safe, I cannot display myself  publicly, as in, in front of an audience. I thought that would be obvious.” the witty remark didn’t go unheard.

“Well just shift into another person, you can do that, can’t you? So it seems like different people every time, I thought that would be obvious?” he mimicked (Y/N)’s tone of voice.

There was a moment of silence before the person in question spoke.

“You’re lucky it’s in my program not to display any forms of violence towards you.” 

“I’m guessing verbal violence wasn’t included in the program.” 

“…Eat your sandwich.”

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When Tony starts seeing the same person everywhere he goes, he gets a little anxious about their motives, what happens when that same person steps in when an ‘accident’ happens?

Requestedby@clapoftheass​ “hello, i hope i’m not bothering you by sending a direct message — this was for your “chaotic prompt” thing. im not sure if you’re familiar with the terminator movies, but if so i was wondering if i could request a gender-neutral terminator reader insert in which the reader is sent from the  future to protect tony stark from other not-so-friendly terminators. basically, in the future, war between man and machine had begun and tony found a way to stop it. and the reason why the reader is the only kind one is because ( future ) tony reprogrammed her. and the reader and tony build a sort of friendship. anyways, hope this makes sense! thank you.”

A/N: Hope you like it! Gender neutral fic.

Warning: subtly(?) stalking

“Here they are, as requested.” A woman entered, placing the folder on his desk.

“Thank you,” he nodded, only opening it when the door shut behind her. His fingers glided over the surface of the only three pictures of the figure that he had seen one too many times. 

The first one was a side profile, kind of blurry in the very populated area that is the train station. The following one was the stranger looking down to the ground, a few meters away from him as he exited a car for a charity event. The last one was a little chilling, the person was looking straight into the camera as the image grew very pixelated among a very clear view of red irises. 

All were collected CCTV footage, all had the same outfit, black cap, black cardigan, t-shirt and trousers.

Pressing on the phone, calling Pepper immediately – who knew of the situation – picked up quickly.

“Did the picture match anyone?” 

“No one, we have no idea who it is.” The dirty blond answered.

“Alright,” Tony ended the call and sighed. 

Who is this? 

****

“You okay?” Happy questioned as he glanced in the rearview mirror.

“I’m fine.” he pulled the knot of his tie and brushed the creases off his suit. Head to attend a public speech for the press but he couldn’t lie saying he was confident.

Where was this stranger from? Why were they spying on him? Are the other Avengers spied on? 

Halfway through his speech, he felt a little calmer, not having spotted the not-too-familiar face anywhere. 

Fortunately for him, it was only at the end of his speech that he saw the slanted-down cap he’s seen too many times at the back of the room. 

Needless to say that the questions after the speech were somewhat difficult. 

****

Under his light grey cap, sunglasses and casual clothes, he went to get a coffee. Maybe he wouldn’t be detected if he isn’t under the public eye. 

So far so good. He marched into the coffee shop. Then it hit him. Maybe this person was an artificial mutant who had little control over their power just like Pietro and Wanda and seeking help? If they didn’t show up today, this hypothesis might just be a step in the right direction as they have to helplessly rely on the media to seek him out.

After buying his coffee, Tony stepped out of the shop and walked through a smaller road with fewer people. 

Suddenly, someone slammed him into the wall, making his drink spill all over the floor. He held his shoulder painfully. 

A tall person he’s never seen before stood tall about him, slowly pulling a gun out of his jacket. His eyes widened. 

It all happened in the matter of seconds, but the recognisable cap came into view, punching the man’s jaw, grasping his arm and slicing it in half after morphing their arm into a blade. 

Pulling the cut off limb and slamming it into his face, they grasped his arm, pulling him up and dragging him away. 

“Follow me, get in the car.” they ordered, unlocking a black car that was in a covered car park.

“Who are you?” Tony scanned the person suspiciously. 

“Just get in the car.” He didn’t budge. Rolling their eyes, they sighed, “If I wanted you dead I would have left that other guy finish you off, wouldn’t I?” 

Reluctantly, he obliged, slipping into the passenger seat and waiting for the person to start the car.

****

“And if I don’t create it, everyone dies.” He concluded.

“Yes,” (Y/N) confirmed, keeping an eye on the cars behind them from the rear-view mirror. 

“How did you come back from-”

“I can’t tell you.” 

“And where are you taking me now?” The millionaire inquired, “Because a few people will wonder where I am.” 

“It’s not the time we have to get rid of this last one, I’ve made sure to terminate the ones I could find before they got to you but until this one is off our tail, you can’t contact anyone until then.” (Y/N) explained.

“How are we going to terminate it, then?” he raised an eyebrow at the Terminator.

“I know just the place. Do you have your gear? I won’t be able to end it on my own since we’re made of the same material.”

“Of course I do, I’m always prepared.” Tony smirked.

“You’re insufferable.” the robot’s eyes rolled it’s eyes before exiting out of the departmental road, onto a smaller road. 

“You have alot of temperament for someone who isn’t really alive.” he sassed.

“I wonder where I got that sprinkle of attitude from.” (Y/N) raised a challenging eyebrow at him.

“I knew there was a reason I liked you.” Stark smirked.

“I can’t believe Pepper has put up with you for this long.” a disappointed sigh escaped them.

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You’re the Spiderman! Pt.1 (P.P Imagine)

Summary : You’re Peter Parker’s best friend and you find out he’s Spiderman. Inspired by the scene where Ned found out about Peter being Spiderman.

It’s a regular school day at the Midtown School of Science and Technology and you’re getting ready for the first period of the day when you see your best friend, Peter Parker, at his locker down the hall.

You and Peter have been best friends since kindergarten when Flash kicked sand in your sandwich and Peter shared his lunch with you.

“Join me and together we shall build my Lego Death Star!”, I say holding a piece over his shoulder. “No way! How many pieces?”, he says, closing his locker and making his way to class.

“Dude, 4000 pieces! You wanna meet at your place after school and get started?”, I ask hopefully. “I’m sorry, I can’t. I have th-” “the Stark Internship”, I interrupt, “I know. Okay! How about this, I’ll get started and I’ll come over later and we can finish it together.”

“Yeah , yeah. Sure”, he replies as he drifts away in his thoughts. Ever since he started this Stark Internship, I barely ever see him anymore. I thought the Lego Death Star would allow me to see more often cause I remember how excited we both were to build it together but even this doesn’t get him away from the internship for a while. But being his best friend, I have to be supportive of his decisions even if I hardly ever get to see I guess.

*Later in the day*

“Mum, I’m leaving!”, I yell as I grab my jacket. “Where are you going?”, she yells in response from the kitchen. “Going to Peter’s”, I tell her. “Okay, don’t be late for dinner honey! And be careful!”. “Okay mum!”, I yell as I make my way out of my house to go to Peter’s house.

I get to Peter’s apartment and knock on the door before letting myself in. Peter and I have been in and out of each other’s houses so often, it’s like we have two homes. But I still knock on the door, out of habit I guess.

“Hey Aunt May!”, I greet her with a smile. “Hi sweetheart”, she says returning the smile, “here for Peter?”, she asks with a cheeky smile. “Erm, yeah. We were supposed to finish our Lego model today.” “I think he’s in his room but I would knock first, you know how he can be about his privacy”, she says making a weird face.

I laugh in response and walk over to Peter’s room. I knock before opening the door to reveal nothing. Peter wasn’t even home. I guess he’s still out at the Stark Internship. Does Aunt May know that Peter isn’t home? I brush it off and start assembling the Logo Death Star.

Time goes by so fast, I don’t even notice it’s dark intil I hear someone open the window.

I look towards the window and notice that someone is opening it from outside. I watch as this person crawls in and closes the window. Once they come into the light I see that this person is Spiderman!

Spiderman is in Peter’s room! Why is he even in Peter’s room? What is he doing here? Is there some kind of emergency? So many thoughts ran through my mind as I see him crawl on the ceiling. Then he removes his mask and drops it on the floor next to me.

My body freezes. Peter is Spiderman! Spiderman is Peter! What is even going on!? I watch his shoot a web at the door closing it slowly before returning to the ground.

The Logo Death Star I’ve been working on for the past couple hours slips out of my hands and collides with the floor. My eyes meet Peter’s anxious eyes as I see the pure shock in his face.

“What was that?”, Aunt May asks from the kitchen. “Erm, nothing!”, Peter stumbles in his shocked state.

“You’re the Spiderman!”

“He Loves Her…and Her Baking Skills.” (Part 9)

A/N: I’m terrible, I havent posted anything for this series in forever but I hope this makes up for it! tagging @kjs-s

Pietro Maximoff x Baker!Reader

Summary- Aftermath of a Funeral, cuddles with Piet, flashbacks and Y/N figures out who mystery people are!

Waring(s)-  Funeral, sadness, someone gets slapped, crying, cheating.

Word Count- 1023

Both you and Pietro laid in your large shared bed, it was around three in the afternoon but yesterday was your Mother’s funeral and everyone understood why you wanted to stay in bed.

You remember yesterday, crying over your Mother’s body, your Aunt was there and stayed by your side the whole time. You didn’t know what to do, your Mother was well your mom and she had just called you a week ago to come visit her. You couldn’t even tell something was wrong with her on the phone, your whole family was there, and the Avengers since now they too were your family.

Everybody came up to you and said how sorry they were, you had gotten tired of hearing that by the end of the day. Pietro had stayed with you and your Aunt the whole day, holding your hand. Both you and your Aunt held each other standing beside your Mother’s coffin, everything was set up fast for the funeral because your Mother had known what was happening, she knew she was gonna pass soon.

You didn’t understand why she hadn’t told you or you Aunt, but you knew your Mom and she wouldn’t want you to just lay around and be upset because of her. So you got up and changed into some comfy clothes, you grabbed Piet’s hand and pulled him up off the bed and both of you walked down to the elevator and got on.

It seemed you had needed Wanda yesterday also, even though with everything that was happening she was still one of your closest friends. So you didn’t fight when she pulled you into a hug yesterday morning or when she held your hand while listening to everyone talk about how good your Mother was. She was there and told you that you could do it when you had got called on to give a speech about your Mom.

But it did hurt when you saw Liz and Bella walk threw the doors hand in hand together. The warm smile Bella gave you and the sadness in Liz’s eyes when you looked at the two holding hands and gave a frown to her. But still you hugged both Bella and Liz, the latter giving you a whispered “I’m sorry”.

Once you made it to the living room, you saw Steve and Sam. “Hey guys!”You said, they both looked at you surprised that you were even up, you asked them if they wanted anything for dinner. “Y/N you don-”You interrupted Steve with a “Yes or No, Stevie?”You asked smiling, “Yes, please Y/N!”He said his smile was warm and something that made you smile even wider.

You quickly well walked super fast to the kitchen, you luckily went shopping three days ago. So you grabbed something simple which was grilled cheese, you had finished it quickly and set everyone’s plates on the table. After calling everybody in and they sat down you thought back to when to when you were 17.

-Flashback Y/N is 17-

“Y/N!” You heard your mother yell your name, “Yeah?”You asked while looking at the menu of the small coffee shop in your local bookstore, “So is baking what you really want to do?”She asked softly.

“Mom, yes I swear this is what I want to do.”You told her, you had been working as a cashier at your local bookstore to save money to open your own bakery, of course you wanted to bake for a living.

-End of flashback-

Finally a smile made its way on your face the first real one since yesterday. Piet who was sitting to your right squeezed your hand, you looked up to him and lay your head on his shoulder. For once today you felt happy, staring at your friends chatting while eating their grilled cheese.

You wanted to talk to Wanda, even after everything she was still your bestfriend and you needed her, so you told your friends you would be right back. You clicked the button for Wanda and Nat’s floor, once it stopped you practically ran to Wanda’s room.

??? POV:

“It’s gonna shatter her, you know this right?”I told my husband, “Of course it will, this will be the last straw, and she will break down and Pietro will most likely leave her and we can take him back.”He smiled huge at me while pulling me close by the hip.

Y/N POV:

You wouldn’t believe your eyes, maybe you were dreaming? I mean having a good day after your mother’s funeral? It just didn’t seem real, you had just lost her now this?!  

“No no no…please be okay please!!!”You screamed running over to Wanda, who was sprawled out onto the floor outside of the elevator doors. She was freezing, but you had just seen her down stairs? What had happened, “Wanda please! I can’t lose you neither can Piet! Friday call the team now!”You screamed out.

-Three days later-

It had been three days since you had found Wanda on the floor, freezing and not breathing, she had been put in the bedroom beside Bruce’s. Still nobody was sure what had happened to her. Both you had Pietro had been by her side since you found her, there was so many tubes and everything hooked to her, keeping her alive, it seemed unreal to you.

Wanda was your bestfriend, even after what she had done, she was the reason for you and Piet getting together in the first place. She saw something in both of you, something that made you perfect for each other.

You had fallen asleep with your head on her bed, holding her hand, you shot up when someone touched your shoulder “So this is it Y/N? Finally you know how I felt when my husband was almost taken from me! I knew Wanda getting hurt would punish you more than Pietro, considering Wanda would be able to get in his mind, and figure it out.” You let out a shaky breath when you turned around, “Did you do this? How could you I thought that we-”You yelled but were slapped into silence.

“Cozy Nooks & Books.” (Part 2)

A/N: This took a turn okay? I didn’t known this is how this was gonna go lol tagging @kjs-s&@justmesadgirl

Stucky x BookshopOwner!Reader

Summary- Reader comforts Bucky, and then Steve then both. Plus we learn something about Steve and Bucky!

Warning(s)- talk of HYDRA memories, someone being upset?

Word Count- 1033

You stood frozen in front of Bucky’s door, Steve by your side. He knocked twice, “Buck, It’s me.”Steve said trying to maybe get him to come open the door, “Please, leave Steve.”You heard Bucky’s voice through the door. You lightly patted Steve’s side to make him move a little, he did as you asked well not really ask but who cares. 

“Bucky, It’s Y/N.”You heard shuffling, then “Y/N! What are you doing here?”Bucky said from behind the door, “Steve said something was wrong, please open the door!”You pleaded. “You shouldn’t be here.”He said whispering you could tell he was right beside the door, “Well I am, so open the door Buck.”.

Finally you were faced with Bucky, his hair was all over the place, he must have been in bed all day, and his eyes looked tired. You stood there for a second then stepped forward and hugged him, you had known him for a while and he told you stuff apparently he hadn’t told Steve, so you thought it was fine. It seemed to be because he hugged you back, you knew this hug was more for him than you, it was a tight hug you were flush against him.

Steve stood watching you two, Bucky hadn’t even really gotten to the point to let Steve know about his HYDRA time. Plus he only hugged Steve. ‘You must have been something else for him to open up so fast’ he thought, he could tell you were good though from his small drive to the Tower with you, Bucky pulled away.

“Buck, what’s wrong?”You asked slowly, you nodded your head as if asking could you go in his room, he shuffled over and let you in Steve following also. You looked around the room, his bed was a mess from him probably having a nightmare and him rolling around. Bucky sat down on his bed and you followed.

He started talking, he told you about everything. It was terrible, you grabbed him flesh hand, holding it tight in your lap. After he finished you told him everything is okay that he was here with you right now, you then pulled him into a hug, he held onto you like if he let go you would disappear.

Steve watched this once again, he was shocked. Watching this, he was kinda hurt that Bucky hadn’t told him what was going on, yet he told you a stranger he’s only knew for a few months. After Bucky let you go, you still held onto his hand not letting go. You all sat in silence for about ten minutes, “I’m here, James.”You told him “I’m not going anywhere, I promise.”You promised Bucky.

-Two Days Later-

It had been two days since you had to go to the Tower, after comforting Bucky you had to go home. You got out of there without any Avenger seeing you, which was surprising. You had gave Steve your number just in case he or Bucky needed you, you were super busy today, since it was a Friday. People were coming in and out, and with you being the only person working at your small Bookshop, you didn’t get any time to answer your phone when you heard it behind the counter in your bag.

Since it was five in the afternoon, you had finally gotten a break, the shop closed at six only a few people were coming in by now. You sat down in your chair beside the cash register, grabbing your phone you saw you had seven missed calls from Steve. You quickly called him, he answered on the second ring, “Y/N! I need you right now at the Tower!”Steve said so fast you barely understood him, “Why? Is something wrong with Bucky? Or you?” “Please just hurry.” Leaving you with the buzz of the phone.

You grabbed your keys and got in your car, the drive to the Tower was peaceful besides your heart beating fast, you didn’t know if Bucky was having more nightmares or if something happened to Steve. Once you made it there you parked in the garage, you were stopped by security at the front desk.

“Call Steve Rogers down here, please! I’m aloud to be here I promise.”You quickly told the older man. And that’s what he did, Steve came rushing down the stairs, “Y/N.”Was all that came out of his mouth before he crushed you into a hug, even though you had only known each other for awhile you hugged back, the guard looked at you weird ‘why was Mr. Rogers hugging you so tight, and why did you visit Mr. Barnes two days ago’ he thought to himself ‘Mr. Rogers and Mr. Barnes were already together, happily together’ he then just shuffled away.

“Are you okay?”You asked still in the hug, “I just…Bucky won’t talk to me again, he was fine yesterday.” “It’s gonna be okay, Steve.”Pulling him even closer, you tried your best to confront him. He seemed to relax and you both walked up to his and Bucky’s floor, there was a couch in the lounge part of the floor, so you both sat down. “Listen Steve, everything’s gonna work out, Bucky will start to open up better soon.”Steve seemed to listen closely at what you were saying, no wonder Bucky had opened up to you so fast, you seemed to know just what to say.

After that you went and say Bucky again, but this time you also sat Steve down beside you, you talked to both of them. Helped them understand that you would always be there for either one of them if they needed you. Even if you were working you would try to close the shop and come to them if they wanted to or needed to talk.

One thing was it seemed both men, both now superheroes were falling for you, yet they both were together themselves. But they still loved each other, it was like their hearts just opened up to another also, they also knew it was gonna be hard trying to tell you this.

“Cozy Nooks & Books.” (Part 1)

A/N: I’m not sure who’s gonna be the love interest yet. plus tagging @kjs-s and if anyone else wants to be tagged just tell me.

Bucky Barnes x BookshopOwner!Reader

Steve Rogers x BookshopOwner!Reader

Summary- Reader meets Bucky, then Steve shows up and well Reader learns some pretty surprising stuff

Warning(s)- talks of nightmares and HYDRA memories.

Word Count- 1057

You stood staring at the stack of books. Well no longer a stack, someone had knocked them over. You had heard a loud crash where your ‘Mystery’ books were at and went to investigate, you remembered that you had forgotten to put those new books away, having just got the shipment in last night.

“I’m so sorry, miss!”You heard Neil say, a little boy around 5 who always came in with his mom on the weekends, “It’s okay, Neil! It’s my fault for leaving them in the middle of the aisle!”You laughed then added “I should have known better, right? I mean these little aisles are barely big enough for you and your tiny!”He started laughing and so did his mom who was looking at the romance books on the other side of the small bookshelves holding the ‘Mystery’ books.

Hearing the bell above your shops door, you turned and made your way weaving through the small aisle to the cash register. “Hello!”You said greeting a rather tall man, he walked up to the counter, “Hi, ma'am. Do you have any books about uh…”He trailed off, he seemed embarrassed “What kind of book are you looking for?”You asked trying to coax him into asking you, “Any books about Steve Rogers or James Barnes?”He asked and looked down.

“Of course! That would be in the ‘history’ section!”You said and waved your hand for him to follow you, your ‘history’ section was in the back of the small shop you had. Once you finally got there you bent down and found a few books that were both about the two or just had mentions of them. You got up then grabbed the pile off the floor, you turned “This is a few of them, that most people like!”You said then “You can pick which ones you like then come up to the register!”You handed them to the man.

He put them up on the counter, he gave you back two that he didn’t seem really interested in. But the rest he had wanted, you were happy you helped him find what he was looking for, those were your ‘history’ sellers for like a year now. You rang up all four of the books, “That’ll be $20.46, sir!”You told him smiling, he handed you the exact amount. After opening the register you put the money in the right slots and handed the man his receipt.

That wasn’t the last you saw of him, he started coming in every other day. For the next few months, you had learned his name was Bucky. You then understood why he had gotten the books he had gotten the first day you saw him. But you didn’t act didn’t around him, but one problem was he hadn’t been in for five days, which was weird. But you had guessed he was away with the Avengers.

The first time you had met him was when the Avengers had finally let him live with them in the Tower. So he hadn’t went on any missions yet, the only reason you knew that was because he had opened up to you, but maybe that’s where he was you thought. Hearing the bell above your door your eyes traveled up to see the one and only Captain America.

“Hi!”You said, “You’re Y/N right? The owner?”Steve asked you, “Yes, that’s me.”You answered his question not really understanding how he knew you, maybe Bucky talked about you. “Ma’am, I need you to come with me.”He said quickly, “I don’t want to seem rude but why may I ask?”You asked him, “It’s about Bucky, it seems your the only one he will talk to now. He’s locked himself in his room and won’t come out.”The blonde said then added, “I remembered him talking about you and well please come to the Tower and talk to him?”He asked you, “Sure I guess, just let me close up?”Steve nodded and walked back out.

You grabbed your set of keys from the back and grabbed your bag, you flipped your homemade sign to ‘closed, then closed the door locking it. You turned and got in the front seat of the car Steve was driving, you thought it best just to ride with him. It was quiet the whole ride, “So how long have you known Bucky?”Steve asked you turning once the light turned green, “Uh a few months now, he’s been coming in every other day since his first time months ago.”You told him smiling at the thought.

Bucky at first just sat in the chair you had in the corner reading one of the history books, he didn’t say much until his eighth time there. Since then though you both would talk about random stuff, old memories that had finally come back, sometimes he would ramble on about stuff he thought was cool, how things had changed since the 1940s. Bad memories from his time in HYDRA, you didn’t think he would want to talk to you about it, but after so long of talking to you he told you, talked to you about it.

You were just a simple girl who loved books, yet you would set there for hours listening to Bucky talk about the most horrible time in his life. You never once made him stop talking about it, telling him that the memories were too much for you to handle, you could tell maybe he didn’t open up that much but after so long he seemed more laid back, talking about everything to you.

“You know he hasn’t talked to anyone but me, since he joined.”Steve stated then added “But I’m glad he found someone besides me to confide in. You’ve really helped him start to open up more, but I think he had a nightmare last night, well a HYDRA memory.”Steve said while pulling into the Towers garage, “Why am I here though?”You asked Steve still buckled in, “He’s talked about that time hasn’t he?”Steve asked you, you frowned “Uh what time? HYDRA time?”You whispered “Yes ma’am.” “I thought he had told most well at least you. He always talked about you!” “No, Y/N he doesn’t. Not even me.”

Im not stopping “He Loves Her…and Her Baking Skills.” But would anyone like a Bucky Barnes or Steve Rogers x Bookshop Owner!Reader?? 

Avengers Masterlist

• Bring Me Back:Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 - [Request] One shot where the reader is Clint’s long-lost sister she was kidnapped by Hydra and was best friends with the Maximoffs but then Hydra changed her and she fights against the Avengers and the Maximoffs with her new power
• Finding Hope:[Request]The reader is emo, and the Avengers assume it’s like a phase cuz she’s still young (late teens early 20’s) they don’t realize that its actually her depression manifesting into her outward appearance, until they see her blog with cutting and her art work that’s really dark and depressing, and then they see its a big deal and they need to talk about this. 
• Yoga:Imagine bringing the Avengers to a yoga class
• Movie Night: Imagine watching The Incredibles with the team and everyone freaking out over how similar the Maximoff twins are to Dash and Violet.
• Workout Playlists 
• Instagrams 

Being Thor and Loki’s Little Sister and Dating Peter Parker Would Include…

Notes: wow I haven’t written a marvel one in a long time
pls don’t read too much into the timeline lol I know things overlap but just go with it (:

Warnings: none… I think ??

Word Count:3.6k
(sorry its a bit long for a write like this but I couldn’t help myself)

• You managed to do a decent job at keeping your relationship under wraps from your brothers for quite some time
• Of course every other member on the team knew before the two of you even begun officially dating
• Peter had spent three months ranting and raving to Tony Stark about how cute he thought you were and how much he liked you
• Tony insisted time and time again he should tell you but Peter’s fear of rejection was much too large for him to find the courage for that
• Unbeknownst to him,
• You had spilled about your crush on Peter to Wanda and Nat almost a week after living in the compound
• Being the only other girls there besides Pepper, it was easy to confide in them
• Day after day you would wander to Wanda’s room and lay on her bed and gush about how handsome Peter was and how kind of a heart he had
• Wanda found it adorable
• And Bucky, Steve and Sam had placed the pieces together after days on end of watching Peter and yourself flirt like school kids in the gym during training
• Even after being frozen for years, Steve recognized the look of smitten on Peter’s face when he talked to you
• Bruce on the other hand had to sit through most of the kids talks with Tony in the lab so he figured it out fast
• So when the two of you finally confessed your feelings for one another and Peter asked you out, there was only one road block holding the moment back from perfection
• Your brothers
• You and Peter shared the news with all the other team members expect the two, possibly most important in your case, members
• You’ve been close to your brothers since you were brought into this world so it wasn’t like you didn’t want to tell them
• It was more or less how overprotective they could be that made you bite your tongue
• And as nervous as you are, Peter is 1,000% more worried about your brother’s finding out
• Like honestly can you imagine how petrified Peter would be to tell Thor and Loki you two were dating
• He’d purposely walk in the opposite direction every time he saw either of the two for the first week
• Couldn’t stop fumbling with his words when he spoke to either of them
• Like he was terrified
• It’s sort of a cliché to have protective older brothers but older brothers who were also both Gods ????
• Peter felt like a deadman walking
• When the day finally came that you did tell your brothers about your relationship with Peter, it was absolutely cringe worthy
• Peter had been coming home to the tower after a long day at Midtown High School when he spotted you the second he stepped foot out of the elevator
• His excitement had clouded his judgement as he failed to check and see if the coast was clear
• “Y/n! Hey!”
• He nearly tumbled over his own feet as he rushed over to you
• His face was gleaming with happiness and for a brief moment you felt a smile creep to your face until you were pulled back to reality by his hand reaching out to grasp yours
• Your eyes widened in shock as you stared at Peter and before you could warn him to stop, he had planted a soft kiss on your cheek
• That adorable smile was glowing from his face as he reached down for your hand only to fall once you pulled your hand away
• He gave you a look of confusion, clearly surprised by your lack of response
• But when an awkward cough sounded from behind him, he suddenly knew why
• Peter didn’t have enough time to make any sort of a move when a husky, all too familiar voice spoke up,
• “Hello, man of spiders. May I ask why you just kissed our little sister?”
  “Oh shit- I uh, well you see I…um…she had something on her face so I uh…”
• Loki would snicker in amusement at seeing the boy squirm and prolong his torture
  “So you kissed her?”
  “Yeah…”
  “Hm, there something you’d like to share, little one?”
• It wasn’t exactly the way you were hoping to break the news to your brothers
• But it was certainly one way of doing it
• The rest of the night was filled with awkward tension as you and Peter had to confess the truth to your brothers, who then made you share the news with the rest of the team
• Thankfully, the rest of the team pretended they were just hearing about your new relationship for the first time, seeing as no one wanted to deal with an angry Thor
• Now let’s get into your relationship with Peter
• Peter Parker is the most caring person in the universe
• Honestly
• And dating him certainly came with it’s perks
• You can expect to wake up every morning with a fresh coffee and a pastry on your nightstand, courtesy of Peter
• He’ll also write you a sweet little ‘good morning’ note with a sketch of spider-man hanging from a web
• (( he’s actually pretty talented in the doodling department ))
• Makes cute sketches of him as spiderman and you as a princess ( vv fitting)
• But also draws you as a total badass saving the galaxy bc… well you are
• Count on him to be the first person to greet you when the sunrises and the last person to wish you a goodnight when it falls
• Gets Mr. Stark to buy you an iphone so he can teach you how to use it
• Has your name as “goddess” in his phone
• The first thing he does is teach you about texting so he can pay you in imessage games
• Refuses to play you in battleship since you somehow have crushed him every single time
• Gets slightly annoyed with the overwhelming amount of random photos you snap of him
• But he knows its all new to you and finds it irritatingly adorable
• Loves it when you walk home with him from school
• Will also keep reminding you that you shouldn’t have walked alone all the way to Midtown High School alone
• Peter often forgets that you’re Asgardian and can protect yourself just fine
• But it’s so cute how protective he is
• He’s very observant and notices nearly everything
• Like when you’re feeling a bit homesick
• He picks up on it right away and will ask Thor and/or Loki for advice
• Or when you start to become bored and tired at one of Star’s parties
• Peter made his way over you before you even had the chance to turn and search for him
• He’d escort you back to your room and lay with you until he was positive you had fallen asleep
• Kisses to the top of your head
• Is the boyfriend that will take your makeup off for you if you wear any
• (( and sets yours lashes on the nightstand so neatly and labels which eye they were on cause the poor boy doesn’t understand ))
• Spends weeks learning how to master the intricate braids that adorn your head
• It’s so cute cause he’ll sit and look up Youtube videos and try to learn how to make the different braids and is just so confused but so determined
• Taking Peter to visit Asgard
• “Woah- this place looks like something from Lord of the Rings! It’s awesome!”
  “Lord of the Rings? I’ve never met that God.”
  “Uh, no, it’s a movie from Earth. We can watch it when we go back.”
  “To Midgard?”
  “Midgard? No, to New York.”
• Loves it when your people refer to you as “Princess Y/n”
• For some reason it makes him blush
• Will tell everyone back on Earth that he’s dating a princess
• I could def see Peter getting annoyed and frustrated with the Asgardian men trying to flirt and win your heart
• Although that’s something that already belong to Peter
• And even though Peter trusts you entirely
• He’s still insecure from time to time
• Especially when he sees how much taller and stronger Asgardian men look in comparison to him
• But he finds reassurance in the feeling of your hand in his and the gleeful smile adorning your face as you show him around your homeland
• Attempting to help Peter study
• Although you’re not much help to Midgardian school work
  “Peter, darling, I don’t have a clue what a watergate is and I haven’t an idea how that could be scandalous.”
• Maths however you excelled in
• And Peter was thoroughly surprised to find you had the sequence of PI memorized to the one hundredth number- and in song form
• Holding your hand 24/7
• Endless cuddles on the couch
• And when you’re walking around together, he does that thing where he swings your hands and back forth
• Movie theater dates… at the tower b/c your brothers feel the need to be in close proximity the you guys at all times
• Trying ice cream for the first time with Peter at two in the morning
• One of Peter’s favorite things to do with you is take you through a walk in his world
• At least three times a week Peter and you will walk around the city and find new things your Asgardian self has yet to experience
• Like pizza
• New York pizza to be exact
• And hot chocolate
• Ice skating at Rockefeller Center once the weather got cold
• Loves to take you for drives in the more woodsy land of New York once fall set in and the leaves began to change
• But by far his favorite thing is showing you Midgardian films and movies of all sorts
• He loves that you don’t judge him for nerding out over his love for films
• Not to mention you actually sit and watch Star Wars with him
• (( maybe it was the whole space element but Peter was just thrilled you liked it ))
• But then he shows you ‘Alien’
• And it was an instant regret
• It took him the rest of the night to convince you that the movie was fake
• You made him sleep in your room just for reassurance
• Your favorite out of the films Peter played was called ‘Toy Story’
• Buzz Lightyear reminded you of Thor
• In terms of TV shows
• F.R.I.E.N.D.S. which quickly became your guys comfort show
• Parks & Rec too
  “That Andy fellow looks an awful lot like Starlord, don’t you think?”
• Peter refuses to let you watch Black Mirror
• After the whole incident with Alien
• Black Mirror didn’t seem like a good idea
• Constantly teasing from the rest of the Avengers
• Tony just can’t help it
• He loves tormenting the two of you
• Especially when Thor and/or Loki are around
• “Hey Peter, I thought I saw you go into Y/n’s room last night but I didn’t see you leave until the morning. Heard a lot of noise too- thought Y/n was getting attacked. What was that about?”
• Or
• “Kid, I got you those condoms you asked for. How’d you manage to run out of that last box so quick? I just bought it for you a week ago!”
  “Messing with you, they’re just sugar packets- Thor put Peter down right now!”
• Aunt May absolutely adores you
• Always tells Peter how sweet you are and is constantly inviting you over for dinner
• Lets you two have sleepovers in his room at her place
• As long as the door stays open
• Peter can’t stop laughing when you compliment May on her ability to make an amazing bowl of cereal
• She thought it was a joke seeing as she burned dinner the night before to a crisp and laughs until she’s in tears
• And you’re literally sitting there so confused, clearly not understanding the joke
• Peter then takes you on a trip to a grocery store for the first time to show you a whole aisle full of cereal
• It is then that you realize Aunt May didn’t hand make the fruity pebbles
• She still laughs about it to this day
• Befriending Ned and listening enthusiastically while he gives you a full speech on the franchise Star Wars
• And his rant on how terrible Star Trek is in comparison
• Is shocked when you ask questions out of genuine interest
• Ned immediately takes a liking to you after that and asks Peter daily to invite you to hangout
• Whenever Stark adds an upgrade to his suit, you’re the first person Peter shows it to
• He shares quite literally everything with you
• As do you to him
• The rest of the Avengers love gossiping about you guys
• Nat and Wanda have already started planning the wedding and Pepper has the perfect venue in mind, much to your brothers dismay
• For some reason
• Thor and Loki are always within reasonable distance, enough so they can keep an eye on you but also give some sense of privancy
• Thor is def always the first one to step in
• “Peter, please remove your hand from my sister’s behind.”
  “Oh uh, ye-yeah… sorry, Mr.Thor.”
• Loki would find Peter amusing
• He loves to mess with him whenever given the chance
• “Ah, Peter. Good to see you. I’m sure Y/n informed you of our task today. Very impressed that you offered yourself as the sacrifice to the aliens-”
  “Wait, what? Y/n?!”
  “He’s kidding, Peter.”
• Everyone in the Avenger’s tower knew Peter was lactose intolerant and knew the repercussions of the boy consuming any sort of dairy
• (( he physically cannot leave the bathroom for a full day ))
• Yet Loki regularly will swap Peter’s specially labeled almond milk with a jug of skim milk just for the hell of it
• There’s something so hilarious to him about the look of panic and alarm that smacks abruptly across Peter’s face as he quickly stumbles out of the kitchen to his room
• It keeps him laughing for days
• You’ll just shoot your brother a look of disapproval, clearly certain it was his doing
• “Loki, why did Peter run off?”
  “Not sure, darling sister, maybe he’s got one of those stomach bugs. I’ve heard Midgardians are prone to them…weak bodies and such.”
  “You switched out his milk again didn’t you.”
  “I haven’t the slightest clue what you’re accusing me of, little one.”
• Thor is a bit more hesitant on accepting your relationship with his fellow Avenger
• He trusts that Peter would never harm you
• Although he did not trust that you would never be harmed because of Peter
• It was risky enough that both your brothers were big names in space, as well on Earth, however
• Thor knew Loki and himself were capable of protecting you but Peter?
• He was just a kid, in Thor’s eyes
• However the one thing that kept him from telling you this was seeing how happy Peter made you
• As your older brother, Thor trusted your judgement and tried his best to be accepting of his little sister dating
• And as much as he wanted to deny it, he saw crystal clear the care and love Peter gave to you and he wasn’t willing to break that for you
• Still
• Thor is the type of brother to barge into a room and shove himself between Peter and yourself without warning
• This man does not care at all
• At least Loki has the decency to give you two space as a couple
• Thor does not
• He is constantly third wheeling on your dates and will ‘accidentally’ walk into rooms he knows you two are in claiming he forgot something
• Not that he ever grabs anything,
• He’ll usually just stand and stare at the two of you until you either leave the room or ask him to leave
• To which he always answers,
• “No.”
• But with a smile
• A smug smile
• PDA is something he will never be okay with
• Thor will yank Peter back by the collar every time he sees his lips on yours and glare at him,
  “Man of spiders, I know you’re in love with my little sister but kissing her infront of me is too far.”
• And Loki will physically gag just to piss you off
• For the most part, your relationship with Peter is nearly perfect
• It would be entirely perfect if you weren’t constantly worrying about him dying on a mission or getting hurt
• But still, just like any couple, you had your moments
• And when you did fight, it was typically over Peter’s safety or him not wanting you to tag along for a mission
• Your common way of dealing with conflict was the silent treatment
• Which is pure torture for Peter
• Not only does he miss the sound of your voice
• He misses having you around
• Seeing your smile
• Hearing you laugh from something he said
• He felt terrible everytime
• He’d go to Tony for advice and spend hours rambling on to him about how sorry he was for yelling at you and for adding to the fight
• Tony would half listen while he worked away on a new system and suit, offering a ‘yeah’ and ‘hmm’ every few seconds which pleased Peter who thought his mentor was fully listening
• And after almost two hours of his non-stop talking, Tony Stark had reached his limit
• Setting his wrench down on the metal table with a thud he turned around to face the young boy
• “Kid, why’re you saying all this to me and not her? I mean, I’m all ears but I’m also not Y/n. I know we’re both good looking so I can see why you mixed us up, but you should be talking to her right now.”
• Similar to Peter you also had someone to confide in when the road got rocky
• Loki had always been the one you shared all your secrets with
• As children you were attached at the hip to both your brothers but Loki a smidgen more than Thor
• Your father, Odin, had Thor at his side 24/7 growing up
• While he was busy learning the ropes to ruling Asgard, Loki and yourself run amuck causing trouble left and right through the royal palace
• Through the years of bonding Loki become your best friend, and you his
• So when trouble struck in paradise, your older brother was the one you ran to
• He’d welcome you with open arms and a questioning gaze
• Loki is by far the best listener in your family
• Instead of telling you what to do, he asks what you want, which is a refreshing change
• After a long talk with Loki you’d search the tower high and low for Peter while ironically Peter was doing the same thing
• When you did finally make-up, it felt like coming home
• The apologies were so sincere and genuine
• You’d end up having a sleepover in your room watching 80’s films that Peter claimed were ‘iconic’ and laying in his arms
• And that’s where you felt complete
• Fights never occurred often but bickering ???
• DAILY
• You two bickered playfully over everything under the sun
• Like who’s the better superhero; Ironman or Captain American
• Or
• Debates between living in New York and living in Asgard
• Loves to pull up Midgardian inventions and ask you to guess what it is
  “Princess, what do you think this is?”
  “Oh! Oh! I’ve seen this one! Tony has one in his kitchen!”
  “Okay, so what is it?”
  “Yes, it’s a chicken nugget maker!”
  “It’s actually an air fryer but we only ever make chicken nuggets in them so I’ll give you a half point.”
• Peter sneaking out of your room at the crack of dawn and sprinting to his
• As much as Thor and Loki liked him and supported the relationship
• He was sure they’d both team up to murder him if they caught him sleeping in your bed
• Steve and Tony, who seem to be incapable of sleep, have watched him tiptoe out of your room numerous times but they only share a look of amusement then go back to their previous discussion
• Playing hide-n-go-seek and tag on rainy days at the tower
• Cuddling in Peter’s bed while he asks you to tell him stories about Asgard
• Loves hearing about your childhood and what it’s like to grow up with siblings
• Is fascinated when you tell him about Heimdall
• Stealing Peter’s hoodies
• Especially his Midtown High School ones
• They’re insanely soft
• Sweet little kisses throughout the day
• He’s just so sweet and gentle
• Loves getting to hold you and snuggle in his bed
• Most weekends you spend lounging on the couch with Peter’s head in your lap while you play with his hair
• Other times you’re sitting next to Peter on his bed watching him play some video game and asking a million questions
  “Who is that man, Peter?”
  “That’s me, he’s the main character of the game. That’s Mario, babe.”
  “You’re not Mario- you’re Peter.”
  “No, the main character of this game is Mario, I’m just playing him.”
  “Oh… and what is that green dinosaur creature?”
  “That’s Yoshi!”
  “Adorable.”
• Making out between games
• In terms of… y'know… sex
• Neither of you were keen on rushing the process
• You had tip toed on the line multiple times yet never fully crossed it
• Until you had decided to make the firstrealmove after being together for about five months
• You trusted him with all your heart so it wasn’t exactly scary, but rather exciting
• He had a way of making you feel safe, comfortable, and loved all at once
• Lets be honest, Peter nearly fainted the first time he saw you naked
• And still, no matter how many times the two of you have sex,
• He worships every inch of you like it was your first time all over again
• You couldn’t have asked for a better lover
• Dating Peter means a new adventure everyday
• You’re constantly learning new things about each other and from each other
• Despite coming from two very different worlds
• You’ve never felt more connected to a soul until Peter came along

How you Kiss - Avengers Preference

Bucky Barnes

Steve Rogers

Toni Stark

Bruce Banner

Peter Parker

Loki

Natasha Romanoff

Wanda Maximof

Thor

Bruce Banner 

“Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something on my face?”

“No, you just never cease to amaze me; your plan is just crazy enough to actually work”

“Uh…I’ll take that as a compliment”