So you’ve spent a reasonable amount of time in China and you’ve had lots of sex while enjoying your awesome new life and kick-ass job. But whether because of a burning sensation in your nethers or because a reasonable amount of time and partners have passed, it’s time for you to be tested for disease.
I was tested in Auckland before moving to China so that I wouldn’t have to worry about it for…
Ab heute geht es nach dem Corona Shutdown endlich wieder los in der Klinik! Die erste Patientin hat eine harte Strafe zu erwarten. Sie hat die Maßnahmen zum Schutz gegen Corona nicht ernst genommen!
Nachdem Ihre Daten und Parameter aufgenommen sind, muss sie sich nackt ausziehen und auf den Gyn Stuhl begeben. Dort wird sie fest gebunden und bekommt nach der üblichen Untersuchung duch den Doktor zwei Dulcolax Zäpfchen in den Hintereingang. Dieser wird anschließend mit einem großen Buttplug verschlossen.
Als Windel kommt zuerst eine perforierte Molicare zum Einsatz und darüber eine Crinklz mit vielen Einlagen. Das ganze wird mit einer Gummihose gesichert.
Damit es an Ort und Stelle bleibt wird der Patientin ein Pflegeoverall und Suprima Handschuhe angezogen. So ausgestattet darf sie sich erneut auf den Gyn Stuhl legen und wird wieder fixiert.
Hier muss sie zwei Stunden verbringen. Die Zäpfchen wirken bereits nach einer halben Stunde und der Darminhalt schiebt den Plug heraus und füllt die Windel!
Natürlich bekommt sie viel zu trinken in der Zeit, so dass sich das dicke Windelpaket auch lohnt. Da aber nach den zwei Stunden noch nicht sehr viel Pipi in der Windel ist, bleibt das ganze noch für weitere zwei Stunden angezogen.
After the Corona shutdown, the clinic will start again! The first patient can expect a severe punishment. She didn’t take the measures to protect against Corona seriously! After her data and parameters have been recorded, she has to strip and go to the gyn chair. There she tied up. After the examination by the doctor she gets two suppositories in the back. This is closed with a large buttplug. First she become a perforated Molicare and above it a crinkle with many inserts. The whole thing is secured with rubber pants. To keep it in place, the patient is put on an overall and Suprima gloves. So equipped, she can lie down on the gyn chair and is fixed again. Here she has to spend two hours. The suppositories take effect after half an hour and push the plug out and fill the diaper! Of course she gets many to drink in time, so the thick diaper package is also worthwhile. But since after two hours there is not a lot of pee in the diaper, so she must stay on for another two hours.
Melanie hat lange Dienst in der Klinik. Damit sie nicht auf die Toilette muss, gibt es eine dicke Windel um ihren Po! Heute muss sie bei vielen Untersuchungen helfen und einen Katheter legen. Außerdem hat sie zwei Patienten zu betreuen die komplett fixiert sind. Einer von beiden bekommt auch einen großen Einlauf am Nachmittag!
Melanie has for a long time service in the clinic. So she does not have to go to the toilett, there is a thick diaper around her ass! Today she has to help with many examinations and lay a catheter. She also has to care for two patients who are completely fixed. One of them also gets a big enema in the afternoon!
Backgrounds for Cancer Concept Animation Project (Part 2)
These backgrounds are centered around the clinic in the story. More backgrounds and project explanation in Part 1.
The doctor character is a lion so I went ridiculously literal with the design for the clinic building. It used to look like a normal clinc until I was like, “Why am I trying to make this a real building? This isn’t like my day job (which is at an architecture office), I can make it as ridiculous as I want!”
I also particularly enjoyed making fake medical posters for the examining room. One is a primate heart and the other is a canine skull.
Again, BIG thanks to Vincent Lee who gave me the chance to be a part of this project!
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Starting clinical rotations can be overwhelming. If you’re like me, you may spend the first days stressing about where you should go, what questions are legit to ask and how you should behave. Most of the time you may have no idea of what your superiors are talking about and you just fake a smile and pretend you know exactly what you’re doing. Meanwhile it’s totally normal to feel lost during the first days of your arrival in a new care unit, it shouldn’t last and you should be able to get more comfortable with the team you’re working with and become more autonomous. Here’s how to get the most of your clinical rotations:
ALWAYS introduce yourself when meeting with a new team : it will always be appreciated and people should be able to reach out to you if they need it
TAKE NOTES and always keep a little notebook in your pocket! I actually own 3 (yes it may be a bit excessive) : one for patient’s history, one for personal notes and another one for definitions and scores
Ask for feedback. The resident you’re shadowing may not necessarily think about giving you a feedback, or maybe he won’t pay enough attention to what you’re doing, and that’s why it’s better if you ask specifically for a feedback, especially when completing a task that you’ve been asked to do.
If there’s a « down » moment when you don’t have anything to do, ask if there’s something you can do for help, even to other members of your team. Don’t hesitate to reach to the nurses or the other medical staff and ask for some teaching! I once spend an entire day with the nurses of my unit so I could learn how to properly draw blood.
If there’s really nothing to do, use this spare time to study a specific subject, and ask your resident if you can present it to him : not only it forces you to study a subject, but you’ll also be able to actively recall it better
Before seeing any patient alone, make sure you went through his medical history so you already know if there’s a specific topic you have to investigate more : be prepared for questions from your assigned residents/physicians!
MAKE THE CALLS. I know, I know, making phone calls is SUPER SCARY (especially when you have to call chiefs and professors). However, I like to say that it’s like running : the more difficult it is, the more you should do it. Prepare what you have to say so you don’t loose yourself during the call, and force yourself to make the phone calls as often as possible. You’ll gain more and more confidence and you won’t be so scared anymore.
NEVER be late.
If you feel there’s something wrong (with you of with a situation) : talk to your assigned resident/physician. They know how overwhelming it can get, so don’t hesitate to reach out for help
Bring snacks. And a big water bottle. Avoid drinking too much coffee.
Being a medical student has many good sides : you can get a first hand-on experience with patients without huge responsibilities, it is the BEST time to make mistakes and ask « silly » questions ! If you don’t do this during this time, you won’t be able to do it later.
Most of the time, you’ll feel like you know nothing, and you’ll forget about things you learned the day before. It’s normal. Don’t be too hard on yourself.
Be patient. And LISTEN.
ENJOY YOUR TIME ! Be curious about everything, make new friends, talk with your patients, see as many things as you can, because this is the only time where you can get all these possibilities!!
