#hp marauders

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i’m just saying. sirius black canonically has curly hair. just.. just putting that out there

IMAGINE how annoying it must be to be from a different house during the marauders era. like I bet gryffindor has SO many inside jokes about them and their pranks that they just be screaming in the corridors about and the other houses were probably like

sirius: am i in trouble?

remus: take a fucking guess

sirius:…no?

remus: take. another. guess

sirius, stranded on an island with remus, frying a lizard: don’t tell me it tastes like chicken

remus: no, sirius, it’s a lizard. it tastes like a lizard

james: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. but wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

sirius: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

remus:

remus: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you twat

sirius: if i ever die, i am going to haunt this school. i’ll randomly open and close doors. i’ll trow a book at someone every time they were being an asshole. i’d be an awesome ghost.

remus:

remus: if you ever die-

sirius: i don’t think i’m homosexual, maybe i’m just confused.

remus: *walks by*

sirius: on a second thought-

Remus Lupin spends his summers reading sci-fi novels and then retells them to Sirius.

Sirius just laughs though, he could never wrap his head around the idea of aliens.

Bonus: Remus finds out that Sirius is actually quite intrigued by any adventure novel he tells him about so he starts sending him books that he likes and then they both discuss them for days and imagine their own adventures in the future when school is over and anything and everything is possible.

I can’t quite decide whether wolfstar absolutely adore doggy style or do they-

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