#incorrect batsibling quotes
bruce, to the bats: did none of you think this was a bad idea?!
duke: well actually, i di-
jason, smacking his hand over duke’s mouth: oh no, we all did. we just decided to do it anyways
damian: actually that’s not the tru-
steph, smacking her hand over damian’s mouth: WE ALL DID
dick: when in doubt, do the right thing
jason: the rest of the time, get away with whatever you can
jason: ow! son of a b-
bruce: JASON! cameras!
jason: …iscuit! son of a biscuit
bruce: thank you
tim: nice save
jason: hell yeah, i fucking nailed it
bruce:
tim:you know, bisexuality isn’t that hard to understand. girls are cute, guys are cute. what more do you want from me?!
cass: i want your wallet
damian: fist me
duke: what the fuck did you just say to me?
damian, holding out his fist: is this not how you do it?
duke, bumping damian back: jesus christ damian, no
*jason and tim uncontrollably laughing around the corner*
cass: murder wasn’t on today’s agenda
duke: it’s not on anyone’s
jason: no, it’s on mine. just not until next thursday
jason: i just feel like there’s something missing
duke: jason, we went over the shopping list three times
jason: i know, but i still feel like we forgot something at the store
jason:
jason: where’s damian?
duke: have you ever had a different job?
dick: i volunteered at a zoo once
duke: great! what did you take from that?
dick: definitely not an iguana
duke:what?
dick:what?
tim: this is a mistake
steph: a mistake we’re gonna laugh about one day
tim: but not today
steph: oh no, today’s gonna be a mess
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