#incorrect nightwing

dick: hey, remember when you didn’t try to solve all of your problems with attempted murder?

jason: stop romanticising the past.

y/n: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE !!!!!!

y/n: *aggressively throwing water bottles*

tim: uh,, um-

jason: they’re aggressively caring for us.

y/n: *walking towards them* I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU !!

dick, in tears: it’s working.

Dick, as a police officer: *making a list of all the escaped animals*

Zookeeper: The Tigers should be your top priority.

Dick: *scribbling out Ducks* Yes, of course.

Dick: We should settle this like civilized adults.

Jason: I agree.

Dick: So, a rap battle?

Jason: A rap battle.

Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I’ll bring the dazzle.

Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?

Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.

Tim: *gets a papercut*

Dick: *who recently got his wisdom tooth removed*

Dick, tearing up: DEAR GOD, hasn’t he been through enough–

Dick: I thought you were dead!

Jason: Yeah, I get that a lot

Dick: I won

Kory: But I have you pinned to the ground?

Dick: I know

dick: when in doubt, do the right thing

jason: the rest of the time, get away with whatever you can

steph:what’s up sluts? i’m back from jail

dick, concerned:sluts?

bruce, even more concerned:jail?

duke: have you ever had a different job?

dick: i volunteered at a zoo once

duke: great! what did you take from that?

dick: definitely not an iguana

duke:what?

dick:what?