#incorrect red hood
jason: i had nothing to do with it
jason:
jason: okay, so maybe it was my idea BUT i feel bad about it
jason: [looking around at criminals] some of you may die
jason: but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make
dick: hey, remember when you didn’t try to solve all of your problems with attempted murder?
jason: stop romanticising the past.
y/n: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE !!!!!!
y/n: *aggressively throwing water bottles*
tim: uh,, um-
jason: they’re aggressively caring for us.
y/n: *walking towards them* I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU !!
dick, in tears: it’s working.
Bruce:so
Bruce: you lied to me.
Jason: that depends on how you define lying
Bruce: well, i define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it?
Jason:
Jason: reclining your body in a horizontal position
y/n: sleep is death with benefits
jason: oh, cool.
dick: when in doubt, do the right thing
jason: the rest of the time, get away with whatever you can
jason: i just feel like there’s something missing
duke: jason, we went over the shopping list three times
jason: i know, but i still feel like we forgot something at the store
jason:
jason: where’s damian?
tim: i’m going to get some fresh air
jason: yeah whatever
bruce: where’s tim?
jason: he said he wanted some fresh air
bruce: WE ARE ON A PLANE
