#incorrect bnha quotes
Dabi: I’m hot.
Shigaraki: You look like someone tried to prematurely cremate you.
Dabi, crying: You one that hurts my feelings and yet you say it.
Midoriya: What’s your dad like?
Shinsou, remembers it’s Dabi: He’s cool, a really reclusive person. But he and his friends are pretty cool.
Midoriya: How does a reclusive person adopt a kid?
Shinsou, also remembering he never told anyone he was homeless at the start of the school year: Um…Guess he wanted to start a family but didn’t want a partner or just wanted to help open his home to a more ‘unadoptable’ teen.
Shoto: Hey, nephew.
Shinsou: Hey, uncle.
Aizawa: What?
Shinsou: My dad is his brother.
Shoto: Yeah, my oldest brother is his adoptive dad.
Aizawa: I have uncle and nephew in the same class. I’m not dealing with any family drama, leave it at home. Onto the lesson.
Dabi: Now, Shoto, I want you to meet your nephew.
Shoto: Where’s the baby?
Dabi: What?
Shoto: Where’s my baby nephew?
Shinsou: Has he always been this oblivious?
Dabi: I’m afraid so.
Shoto: Seriously, where’s the baby?
Kaminari: 3 words, 8 letters. say it and I’m all yours
Shinsou: 3 words, 8 letters
Kaminari: Omg babeeeeeeee let’s get married
Bakugou: *loses Deku in a crowd*
Bakugou:,,,
Bakugou:finally
Deku: We need to distract the guards.
Bakugou:
Deku: What are you going to do?
Bakugou: I’m gonna kill them all. That ought to distract em.
Aoyama: if I saw you going out with another person, I’d be pretty upset.
Iida: thank you, not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.
Kacchan, after working out: Okay brain, you obstinate fu**er. I drank the clear splashy stuff and ate the green veggie crap. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and all that sh!t. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fu**.
Izuku, walking in right when this happens:
Izuku: Don’t you just love how mental disorders are buy one, get seven free?
Bakugo: I didn’t even want one, my mom made me buy it.
Todoroki: Mine’s a family heirloom. Been passed down for generations.
Aizawa: And that’s why we’re in group therapy.
Bakugo, in a hazmat suit: Okay, so what can you tell us abo-
Kirishima’s phone: *goes on with loud rock music*
Bakugo: On for God-Turn that Crap off!
Kirishima, also in a hazmat suit: I can’t reach it. You need to punch me in the ass.
Bakugo:What?!
Kirishima: Just sock me in the butt!
Patient they’re checking on: Do you two work at this hospital?
Bakugo and Kirishima:
Izuku: Shoot! I can’t believe Midnight got the rest of the group!
Bakugo: Bunch of weak-ass ext…Wait.
Bakugo, walks over to Todoroki: You bastard, are you awake?!
Todoroki:…No.
Izuku: Todoroki-kun! You managed to resist her quick?!
Todoroki: I did.
Bakugo: And you went to sleep anyways?!
Todoroki: Look, I’ve had a long week.
Aizawa, glaring: What’s in the bag, Midoriya? It’s certainly not your hero costume you’ve been wearing for your secret vigilante work, is it?
Izuku, thinking and sweating: Think, think, think. Crap! Panicking, can’t think! Have to trust instincts!
Izuku, throws bag out the window:
Aizawa:
Izuku, thinking: Instincts bad.
Izuku: I just don’t know what I should do. Should I stay here or go save All Might?
Todoroki, as the devil on his shoulder: I think you should go and save All Might.
Bakugo, as the angel on his shoulder: Why the hell am I the angel?! And keep your dumb ass here!
Izuku: And that’s why you’re the angel in this situation.
Todoroki: Here, this should convince you I’m right. *does a handstand*
Izuku: What does that have to do with anything?
Bakugo: No no, Icyhot may have a point.
Izuku:
Shigaraki: You have a lot of nerve standing up to me.
Izuku: You have a lot of nerve being alive.
Shigaraki:
Random Extra: Hey There, cutie.
Izuku: Oh! U-Um-
Todoroki, popping out of nowhere with a photo of Bakugo and Izuku: He’s married.
Extra:Wha-
Kirishima, holding up Izuku’s hand to show his wedding ring: Married, bro.
Extra: Okay, I’m sorr-
Kaminari, cocking a water gun: Walk away, Bruh.
Extra:
Izuku: Do you guys not work?
Twice : is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Kurogiri : does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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Toga : *makes cup of tea but puts salt in it* here!
Shigiraki : *proceeds to drink the entire thing*
Toga :
Toga : Did it taste bad?
Shigiraki : Fucking obviously but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
Toga, crying : Oh, okay
Toga : I think I have a crush on Beyoncé.
Spinner : whatever floats your boat I guess.
Toga : No that’s buoyancy
Dabi, shirtless : Hey, birdbrain, you ok? You look… off.
Hawks : I, ugh, lost something.
Dabi :What?
Hawks : Any hope that I’m straight, apparently.
Twice : *Eating a cinnamon roll*
Toga :Cannibalism.
Twice : *Confused chewing noises*
Shigiraki : Where’s Natsuo?
Dabi : I don’t know, probably out of your league.
Shigiraki, after winning a fight : It’s like we just cleared a video game on easy.
Dabi : Real combat is NOT like a video game.
Spinner, in the background : Hey, coins!
Twice : Back me up Dabi.
Dabi : Whatever he said is right and fuck Endeavour.
Hawks : Endeavour wasn’t even apart of this conversation??
Shigiraki : I can’t go, I’ve used up all of my energy for today.
Magne : you literally just woke up?
Magne: All you did was say good morning.
Shigiraki : Unbelievable! That’s the thanks I get for participating in human interaction
Dabi : What did you do with the body?
Hawks : What didn’t I do with the body?
Dabi :
Hawks : Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
