#incorrect bts quotes
Incorrect Bangtan #184
jungkook : sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container
taehyung : the cow?
jungkook :
[@ mga]
yoongi, walking towards bts: hey guys this is my new friend he lives with us now.
namjoon: yoongi you cant just take-
yoongi, hugging changbin protectively: HE’S MINE
jimin:i was literally born in busan first why can’t you be original for once
jeongin: please leave me alone i just want to use the restroom
Drunk jimin: Is it just me or is it rEALLY HOT in here
Jungkook: I understand but why are u taking off MY shirt
Jimin: So… I heard you like bad boys.
Jungkook: No, not really.
Jimin: Oh, thank god.
Jungkook: Guess what I’m sending you~
Jimin: Is it nudes?
Jungkook, closing five different tabs of cats knocking things off tables: Uh y-yeah…
Jungkook: Why does everyone think we’re gay?!
Jimin: Yeah! We’re just bros who kiss sometimes!
Jungkook making the G.C.F in tokyo: … this looks a little gay
*adds troye sivan*
Jungkook: P E R F E C T
Jungkook: I’m guy
Jungkook:Gua-a
Jungkook:Gui…
Namjoon: it’s ok, take your time
Jungkook: -points at Jimin- BOYS
Namjoon: Hey, want to find out your gay name?
Seokjin: My gay name?
Namjoon: Yeah, it’s your first name…
Namjoon: *gets down on one knee*
Namjoon: …and my last name
Seokjin:
Seokjin: You see the flaw in your plan, right?
Yoongi *throwing his controller*: Dammit I lost again!
Jungkook:
Jungkook:Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?
Yoongi:
Yoongi:Yes, please.
taehyung, locked outside their dorm: open up!!
jimin: I get really sad sometimes
jin: I just don’t understand why you’re the leader when I am the older one here
namjoon: you wanted to rock-paper-scissors your way out of a music video shoot yesterday
hobi: I’m so cold
yoongi: why are you so cold all the time?? it’s way too hot in here
hobi:like you’re one to talk.. you’re hot all the time, you take showers in literally ice cold water are you even human?
namjoon:
jungkook:
jin:
jimin:
tae:
tae: wait how do you-
tae:*gasp*
