#incorrect harry potter quotes
Bouncer: I can’t let you guys in here.
Ron and Harry: Why?
Bouncer: A permission slip signed by Hermione is not a valid form of ID.
James: I don’t think I’ll ever be ready to be a parent. I can’t even raise a spider, how do you expect me to kill a child?
Remus: Are you sure you worded that right?
James: I fucked up
Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re hungry
Ron, always hungry: Who am I?
Harry: So today, Snape pointed at me with his wand
James:And?
Harry: He said, “There is an idiot at the end of this wand”
Lily: He called you an idiot?!
Harry: Well, I got detention for asking “Which end?”
James: *sobbing* That’s my son