#a very potter sequel
I’ve watched “A Very Potter Sequel” and God, I wasn’t disappointed! The only thing that bothers me a little – it seems that there are more jokes… lower than the belt than it was in the first one, or is it just me? Well, I don’t have something against those jokes – just noticing. (Spoilers!) Well, they just couldn’t not show us the first year – how everybody met, got sorted, start their classes and play quidditch. We also got some Marauders’ stories. Because yes, it’s the first year, but still has so much stuff mixed – Lupin and Sirius (oh, a little Wolfstar fan in me was so happy) Umbridge and Dumbledore missing, and time travelling Malfoys… Yes! Lucious Malfoy. O. My. Devil. He’s so handsome! (I know, that it’s the same actor as Cedric Diggory) And he dances all the time! He can’t make a single simple step – all is choreographed. He also has too much eyeliner, but since Brian and Pat taught us (“Gill and Gilbert”, episode 14), that eyeliner equals magic, I think it’s reasonable. Enjoyed seeing Joe Walker (yes, I’ve learned his name) as Umbridge – he was remarkable. Fabulous. If he had spoken normally, I think, I might have even fallen for this character. Do you think I didn’t cry? Of course, you didn’t think so, you know me too well. I cried on “Guys Like Potter” because it makes me feel feelings and I shed a happy tear during the bows when the whole cast was singing “Going back to Hogwarts”. Totally watching the next part. P.S. One thing which was unclear for me was Narcissa and Dobby and how could she “choreograph an affair” with him, but then I remembered that Hagrid’s parents existed in canon and rejoiced that Dobby was at least an adult elf for sure.
Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.
Part 2
This is a Tyler Brunsman appreciation post
Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.
(I love these nerds so much)
If you can think of others leave them in the comments!
This bit never gets old
Basically Harry Potter 4 - 7 summarised in a photo
gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield:
Since people seemed to enjoy my Twisted one, I present a comparative analysis of plays based on Harry Potter:
@ me to myself every time a minor inconvenience happens
Rules of playing Hide-and-seek in Hogwarts
by an annoyed Ravenclaw
1) Never let Hufflepuffs search, they are particularly good finders.
2) No hiding in The Room of Requirement.
3) Hiding/searching in Potions class and/or Snape’s office at your own responsibility.
4) Invisibility cloaks not allowed, Potter.
5) Being the seeker doesn’t give you the right to call other players “snitches”.
6) Cats do NOT count as Professor McGonagall.
7) Polyjuice potion is illegal.
Person: Can you stop talking about Spiderman: Far From Home for just one second? It’s not that big deal!
Me:
I’ve just watched
“The guy who didn’t like musicals”
Note: If you don’t know what that is, go check out “Team Starkid” channel on YouTube, your life is going to get so much better
SPOILER ALERT
I mean it’s amazing as always, I wouldn’t expect anything less from team Starkid
BUT EVERY TIME THE PROFESSOR SAID “Alexa” I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY “Play Despacito” AND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
So this is the first and only time I was disappointed by team Starkid in any way
It is still amazing though
La Dee Da Da Day is stuck in my head and I can’t get rid of it
(Also, I’m so gay for Lauren and Mariah)
(Also, they were singing Moana)
Harry uses Expelliarmus rather than Avada Kedavra because Hermione once told him that expelling is worse than death and he has learned not to question her judgement…
Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re hungry
Ron, always hungry: Who am I?
It’s september 1st 2020 so y’all know what that means❣️
*to the tune of harry freaking potter*
i’m a total freaking disaster!
No
That’s not true
ICAN’Tbe
- Evil
I’m a
- status quoDemocrat
Uh-ohMr
Prezy-wez,
Looks like you’ve misplacedyour
Bomby-wom
Get ready for
Audits
Audits
- Up your ears
Audits
- In your yinyang
Audits
- Out your wazoo
No! No, no, no, no, no
Charlotte
We are all from differentdenominations
Alright?
We cannot split up
I am
- a Presbyterian
I’m not
- gonna die in your dirty ass Methodist church
Alright?
I hope you
DON’T
Get a Wiggly. I hope you
FuckingDie