#hoo incorrect quotes
Will: What state are you in?
Nico: A depressed one
Nico at McDonald’s: *some dude being trash to the cashier*
Nico: you know being nice to servers is a guaranteed get out of hell free card. Hades told me himself you might need it
Hazel: *yawns*
Frank: Yeah, being cute must be tiring
Hazel *tilts head*: Then you must be exhausted
Percy *from the other side of the room*:Awwwwwh
leo: It seems we’ve managed to phase the “b” out of our “bromance.”
jason: [still down on one knee with the ring out] I guess so, yeah.
annabeth chase puts the cute in execute
nico: okay leo repeat after me
leo: okay
nico:
leo:
nico:
leo: you’re not saying anything
nico: exactly
annabeth: I’ve been eating peanut m&m’s in hopes that if a canniabl eats me and is allergic to peanuts I can get my revenge.
chiron: that sentence started out so normal…
jason: ok guys what do we do
leo: I was thinking tortillas-
jason: I meant about gaea
leo: [hanging picture on the wall] am I straight?
piper: no, leo. you’re not.
leo: yes but the picture. is the picture straight?
piper: [looks at picture of leo and jason staring at each other and smiling] no.
I do relate to leo valdez because I am in fact latino and fall in love with 99% of girls I meet
Thalia: Dress for yourself, not for others.
Leo: You’ve heard her! Dress for yourself, undress for others.
Thalia:….what
Piper: Don’t regress to primal behavior just because it’s allowed! We’re human. eings, not the editors of Teen Vogue!
The other person: ?
Piper: They’re setting a terrible example for today’s young women.
Percy: I never make the same mistake twice
Percy: I make it another four or five times just to be sure
Leo: I have a good and a bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Jason: The good news?
Leo: I won’t do it again
