#toa incorrect quotes
Will: What state are you in?
Nico: A depressed one
Nico at McDonald’s: *some dude being trash to the cashier*
Nico: you know being nice to servers is a guaranteed get out of hell free card. Hades told me himself you might need it
Reyna: Why’d you kill him?
Nico: I wanted him dead
Reyna *nods*: That’s fair
Will *was also part of the conversation*: How is that fair?
Riordanverse Characters as things I have done/said: Part 4
Lester/Apollo: Corn is fascinating…
Lester/Apollo: Observe
Lester/Apollo: *squishes corn*
Lester/Apollo: Fascinating
Chiron: Can you tell the whole camp why you’re late?
Nico: *sighs*
Nico: Somebody told me to go to hell
Nico: Couldn’t find it at first
Nico: But I’m here now
Will: You look so tired, did you get any sleep?
Nico: Yeah, I got a solid eight minutes
Will:
Nico: Not consecutively, but it was there
Will:
Nico: It’s fine, you’re not even that blurry
Will: There’s only one thing worse than dying
Will: *rips paper to reveal ‘Nico’ above 'dying’
Nico *nodding*: Myself
Will: NO-
Leo: It’s nice to be wanted sometimes, you know?
Chiron: NOT BY THE GOVERNMENT-
Nico: I hate it when people ask me if I’m still gay
Nico: Like what am I supposed to say?
Nico: “No, not any more. My gay card expired last week and I forgot to replace it”?
Will: Nico
Will: It’s three a.m
Lester/Apollo *sees a child climbing up a 15 foot tree and falls*: Where are the adults?
Lester/Apollo *realizes it’s Meg*: Wha- I’M THE ADULT
Dionysus *points at candle*: That smells like Fireball
Chiron: Us non-alcoholics call that “cinnamon”
Will *panicking*: Nico, your bleeding!
Nico *completely calm*: Don’t worry, it’s not my blood
Jason: Hey Will, are you free on Friday, around 8 PM?
Will: Uh, yeah
Jason: What about you?
Nico: Yes?
Jason: Great, cause I’m not. Go on without me and enjoy your date!
Nico: Did he just-
What if Wizards but Moppet was actually just a complete little shit to Older!Douxie literally all the time
Basically just younger Adam Reed vs older Adam Reed
“God it’s like I traded my brain for those muscles. Not a good deal.”
Claire: Ha. Cute kid.
Douxie with a strained smile: Isn’t he just adorable? Makes you want to just hold him under water until the bubbles stop. *under his breath* god I hate myself
Douxie: Okay can you just shut up! Because if I’m being honest with myself, you have a very punchable face
Moppet:>:[
“That’s a lightsaber, dude”
“Quiet now.”
Pls just. Give it to me
Toby: You need to chill out
Jim: Im VERY laid back! I only care about 2 things:
Jim: 1.Every person on earth and their opinion of me,
Jim: 2. the psychological weight of being alive.
Will: *to nico* i’m too tired to slap you. bash your face up against my palm.
Percy: I never make the same mistake twice
Percy: I make it another four or five times just to be sure
Leo: I have a good and a bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Jason: The good news?
Leo: I won’t do it again
