#incorrect stony
Bucky: *pulls out a knife*
Steve: oh no
Bucky: *opens are cardboard box with it*
Steve: oh okay
Bucky: *pulls a gun out of the box*
Steve: oh no
Tony, deathly hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of ducks.
Steve, sipping his coffee: I would, but then I would be lying to the king of ducks.
Tony, sarcastically: Yeah, everything is great. We are just one big happy family. We are all having a great time.
Also Tony: I want to set either myself or this compound on fire.
Doctor, to pre-serum Steve: you should stop picking fights with people bigger than you.
Bucky: but everyone is bigger than him.
Steve: you want to die, bitchboy?
Computer: Please enter password
Steve: Tony
Computer: Too weak
Steve, destroying the computer: SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER
Tony, holding a cauliflower in front of Steve’s face: what is this?
Steve: … a cauliflower?
Tony, to Peter: now tell Steve what you think it is.
Peter, arms folded: ghost broccoli
Peter: oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.
Tony, crying: please just say fuck.
Peter: Do you guys think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Steve: you’re a hazard to society.
Tony: and a coward. Try twenty.
Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?
Tony:
Tony: My name is Tony.
Peter: There are just some sounds that everyone loves. Like shoes on gravel.
Tony: Rain hitting the roof.
Steve: The crackling of a fire.
Natasha: The snapping of the necks of those who think they can disrespect you.
*Peter suddenly appears in the space ship*
Tony: Peter! You’re back! What happened?
Peter: I was starting to sing Bubblegum Bitch for the 12th time in the soul stone and it just yeeted me out.
*Somewhere far away*
Tony: Peter just did something stupid, I can feel it. Why am I surprised? Don’t you ‘greater good’ and 'please trust me Mr. Stark.’ I wouldn’t trust that boy with a plastic spoon.
Rhodey: This is big dad energy.
Steve, walking into the room with a signage around his neck saying ‘Good things’ :
Tony, following after Steve with a similar sign except his says 'Small Packages’:
Peter, packing his bags: I hate this household
