RWBY - Glynda teaches her new Anatomy Class!

(Art by Sinccubi)

RWBY/Fate Grand Order - Nora wears a lingerie from a certain game from a certain Lancer Servant for her certain team leader.

PS - For those who do or do not play Fate Grand Order, the outfit actually IS from the game itself (From the Oniland Event on the JP Server).

(Art by Table Knight)

RWBY - Yandere Pyrrha will not stop until she gets what she wants!

(Art by Sinccubi)

RWBY - Jaune comes home to find Blake ready for their pet and master ‘playtime’.

(Art by ndgd)

RWBY - Yang welcomes home her boyfriend with a little surprise~!

(Art by Zain95)

Jaune’s Revenge Part 1.

Series: RWBY

Genre: Revenge NTR, Milf, Threesome, Humiliation, Netori, Ahegao.

Summary: After finding out Pyrrha has been cheating on him with Cardin, Jaune decides to take some revenge by fucking their mothers right in front of them!

AN: This is my first smut story and it took me 8 FUCKING HOURS to get the first part done! I’m fucking tired man!

Emerald green eyes slowly snapped open as Pyrrha Nikos found herself inside of a large, luxurious bedroom. She tried moving her body, but couldn’t as she realized she was tied up to a chair and handcuffed, “W-What’s going on?”

She heard groaning beside her and immediately knew who it was, “Cardin?”

Cardin Winchester, the resident bully and douchebag, grunted awake as he first saw Pyrrha right beside him, “Pyrrha? What’s going on? Where the hell are we? What happened?!” He demanded as he struggled against his own bindings.

“I-I don’t know! I’m just as lost like you are!”

“I could tell you…” Both teens turned their attention to the front of the room and found a familiar blonde haired young man sitting on the edge of the bed with a very cold look in his eyes.

“J-Jaune…?”

“Arc? What the fucks going on?! You did this didn’t you?!” The idiot barked in demand.

Jaune merely shrugged casually, unfazed by his former bully, “I did, but not alone honestly. And it was surprisingly easy to do so.”

“Jaune, why are doing this?!” Pyrrha pleaded her ex-partner/boyfriend as the only answer she got was cold hateful look directed at her.

“You damn well know why you’re here! You cheated on me and left me for this sack of shit. Didn’t you know how heartaching it was to find out the person I trusted the most was having sex behind my back with the asshole who’s been bully all semester at Beacon?! Well I guess you can’t since you’d prefer someone of yourleague.” Pyrrha didn’t even try to say anything back when she knew he was right.

A few months ago she did cheat on Jaune for Cardin. It was only because she had lost absolute faith in him when his training and studies barely even improved. So she then turned to Cardin and had sex with him everyday behind Jaune’s back.

“I…I…” Pyrrha couldn’t muster any words out to say anything, but that is until Cardin spoke up, “So you want to get at me for taking your girl? You’re a lot stupider than you look, Arc! She made that decision all on her own when she realized how much of a loser you were! You think doing something like this will get her back? In your dreams, dork!” He grew out a smug smirk on his face.

However, much to the bully’s confusion, Jaune instead laughed, “What’s so funny?!”

The blonde stopped laughing and answered, “You honestly believe I did this because I want herback? You must be a complete moron to think like that. No, Pyrrha means absolutely nothing to me anymore.” Hearing that made Pyrrha’s heart break completely from the inside. She knew she cheated on Jaune, but there were little traces of regret in her body telling her she made a horrible mistake.

“Instead I found somebody else. Two, actually.”

Cardin scoffed, “Yeah? Like who?”

A cold, cruel smirk spread across Jaune’s lips, “Oh I think you already know her. Even you, Pyrrha. Ladies!”

The door to the bathroom opened revealing two very beautiful and sexy woman somewhere around their thirties or fourties. One had long red-hair that reached all the way down to her ankles, green eyes, and J-Cup breasts.

The other woman had much shorter orange hair that reached to her shoulders, brown eyes, and H-Cups.

Both tied up teens had their jaws drop to the ground as they recognized who was in front of them, “Mom?!”

“Mother?!”

Athena Nikos smiled sweetly and waved at her captive daughter, “Hi sweetie~! Surprised to see me?”

Carol Winchester smiled alongside her, “You’re not the only one, Athena.” She then turned to her son, “Hello Cardin. It’s nice to see you again.”

Snapping out from his shock, Cardin angrily snapped his head at the smirking blonde, “What the hell is going on here, Arc?! Why the fuck is my mother here with you?!”

“Shouldn’t it be obvious, Cardin? You do remember how I said I didn’t do this alone.”

“Jaune, what are you-!” Pyrrha tried to say something, but the blonde immediately interrupted her, “Try to remember it. You’re a smart girl, aren’t you? What was the last thing you remember before coming too?”

Pyrrha stopped for a moment and thought back what happened before. She remembered her mother coming to Beacon for a surprise visit. Then she remembered the both them being alone together in her dorm drinking some tea…Right before everything…turned dark on her…

Slowly widening her eyes in realization, Pyrrha looked at her smiling mother in horror and betrayal, “Mother…You didn’t…? Why…?”

The older readhead kept on smiling, “Oh? It seems you’ve remembered already. Well to answer your question, Pyrrha, it was because I couldn’t say no to my master~”

“Master…? You mean Jaune?! B-But what about Father?!”

Athena just waved her hand in dismissal, “Your father was a complete bore in the bedroom. Immediately falls asleep after just one round with me. I was left unsatisfied! But that was until your ex-boyfriend came by the house and showed me what it was like to feel like a woman again! After that, I couldn’t resist him~!”

Carol nodded alongside her fellow milf, “That’s the same thing what happened with me. My idiot husband barely even touches me anymore, or even looks at me because how fucking ‘busy’ he was with work. But Jaune showed me appreciation. That I was still worth looking at as a woman and not some trophy wife. So that’s why I couldn’t deny his request to drug my stupid sons lunch.”

Both milfs moaned and blushed erotically as Jaune came right behind them and roughly groped their asses, “And you two deserve such. You both did wonderfully into drugging your kids here. Did either of you regret it?”

“Ahhh~! N-No! Not one bit! I didn’t regret a single thing what I did to Pyrrha!”

“S-Same with me! Ahhh~! F-Fuck! I didn’t want to disappoint you! O-Or else it would deny me of your cock!”

Jaune smiled cruelly at the shocked and horrified looks of the still restrained teens in front of him, “That’s good. Now, how’s about I reward you both? But first, Carol, could you please duct tape you sons mouth? It looks like he’ll be screaming his lungs out if we start.”

The orange-haired milf giggled, “Of course, darling. But what about her?” She pointed at the dumbstruck Pyrrha.

Jaune gave his ex-girlfriend an uncaring look, “Leave her. Doubt she’ll say anything anyways.”

Shrugging her shoulders, the milf took out a roll of duct tape from her purse and approached her son who was trying to get out from his binds, “Mom! Don’t do this! Why are you even with that fucking loser-!”

*Slap!*

Much to his and Pyrrha’s shock, Carol slapped her own idiot son across the face, “Shut up! For years I have had to endure you and your stupid fathers pride and arrogance and it’s making me sick! I had to stand by and listen to you cunts brag and prattle on of your ‘high status’ of the Winchester family and it disgusts me! That’s why I divorced your father and kicked him out on the curve. I also filed a disownment on your ass and decided to give the entire family fortune to Jaune.”

The sheer harsh, cruelty of what his mother said brought tears to the bully’s eyes. He didn’t even try to resist as his mother placed the piece of tape on his mouth, “And don’t try to free yourself either. Those are Aura and Semblance Suppression cuffs I stole from that asshole.”

Turning back, Carol saw Jaune kissing Athena rather shamelessly as the redheaded milf only moaned of the feeling of his tongue inside her mouth, “Oh my, someone was impatient.”

Athena separated herself from Jaune, “Because~! I couldn’t wait any longer! I want Jaune to fuck me now~!”

Said blonde only smiled kindly at her, “Well you don’t have to wait anymore. Strip.”

With one order alone, both mothers eagerly removed every shred of clothing they wore and ended up stark naked. They both proceeded to reach and undo his belt, and finally drop his jeans and underwear to reveal Jaune’s manhood.

Meanwhile, Pyrrha silently dropped her jaw once again as Cardin widened his eyes and paled white in horror.

Jaune’s cock…It was a monster! It reached all the way down right between his knees. And it didn’t even look erect! Pyrrha had a very hard time believing that thingwas inside of her mother!

Athena began sucking on the side of the shaft as Carol started slurping on the large balls. Jaune moaned in pleasure as his cock slowly rose up to reach its full peak. Athena slobbered her tongue all over the huge meat pole as Carol began doing the same.

Both milfs took each side to worship their lovers footlong, covering every inch of their saliva on his penis. Athena stopped for a moment and took the time to look at her daughter, “Do you see, Pyrrha? You missed your chance to have this stud all for yourself, but you decided to fuck up and cheat on him. Now he’s all ours now~!”

Tears began to well-up on the younger redheads eyes as she knew her mother was right. Despite his lacking in school, Jaune had been always kind and patient with her throughout the time they were dating. He trusted her with everything, yet she took him for granted and betrayed him in the end.

And this was the price she was paying…

Now lying his back on the bed, the two milfs massaged their huge breasts right between the blondes cock as they rapped their tongues along the tip with a large amount of precum leaking out.

Tilting her head upwards, Athena caught Carol off guard by capturing her mouth with her own, as the Winchester mother allowed herself to be taken in by it, exchanging in a passionate liplock.

Moaning as their combined breasts ran across his shaft, Jaune watched them make out as they began sucking on each other’s tongues in an immensely hot display.

Feeling himself near his climax, Jaune looked towards the kissing duo as their breasts rampantly shifted across his shaft, bringing him close to his limit, “Ah! F-Fuck!” Jaune spewed his hot white spunk onto their faces, but didn’t seem to notice as they continued to slurp each other’s tongues.

Now separate, Carol ran her finger over Athena’s face as she collected her lovers semen before sticking it into Athena’s mouth. Getting a pleasurable moan from the older redhead, Carol collected more of Jaune’s seed as Athena continued sucking on the orange-haired milfs fingers erotically.

Athena moved forward and engaged in another sloshing liplock with the other milf as they exchanged in their lovers cum sloshing inside their mouths. Swallowing could be heard as Jaune could see the two milfs gulping down on his semen while continuing to press their lips together.

The two slowly separated from each other as a thin line of saliva and cum was bridged between their mouths. Jaune’s cock rose up again, he gestured one of them to handle it, “So…Who’s first?”

Grinning widely, Athena pushed Jaune back to the bed as she positioned her moistened wet pussy lips right above his towering cock. Pyrrha only widened her eyes as her mother lowered herself down to her ex-boyfriends giant meat pole and with just one thrust alone, his penis had been completely swallowed up by the older woman’s cunt.

“Yes~! It’s inside me! It’s fucking inside of me! Ahhh~!” Athena screamed in ecstasy as her eyes rolled to the back of her head and tongue hanging loosely from her mouth. Jaune took hold of her hips and began thrusting wildly on his lovers pussy.

“Fuck! Fuck me, Jaune! Fuck me as hard as you can! Make me scream!” The redheaded mother moaned shamelessly. Athena’s large, luscious ass bounced against the force of his hips as her huge breasts struck her chin by the sheer pleasurable force.

Athena yelped when Jaune pushed himself up and began ramming the mother even faster in doggy position. Athena moaned louder, her pussy became even tighter, much to her lovers enjoyment.

Sweat and juices covered her body as she was rocked by each thrust. Her large breasts swaying as her love was mercilessly destroying cunt, “Do you love it, Athena? Do you love the feeling of someone else’s cock fucking you who isn’t even your own husbands? Even your own daughter is watching you being treated like a slut?”

Athena barely gave out an answer as she was found a moaning mess. Her mind was to engrossed by the dominating pleasure Jaune giving her.

*Slap!*

“Eiii~!” Pyrrha’s mother squealed like a pig when Jaune struck her large ass, “Answer, you slut!”

*Slap!*

The blonde struck her ass again, turning it red with only two slaps alone, “Ahhh~! I-I don’t consider that man my husband anymore~! You’re the only one who can fuck me! The only one who can make me feel this good! A-And I don’t care if my foolish daughter is watching! It’s her own fault for choosing to fuck someone else!”

Satisfied with her answer, Jaune took pleasure on the hurtful look in Pyrrha’s eyes as more tears streamed down from her cheeks.

“OH FUCK! YESSSS! GIVE IT TO ME! I’M YOUR SLUTTY CUMDUMP! POUND MY SLUTTY PUSSY!“ Athena gasped. Her mind turned blank, all except the feeling of Jaune’s insanely large cock stretching her well fucked hole.

She was lost in pleasure and lust. All that mattered was him fucking her brains out until he filled her up and covered her body in his white, sticky sperm.

Jaune placed his hands on her full womanly hips as he increased his pace, slamming his cock into her pussy. The sounds of her ass slapping against his hips filled the room. He could feel his climax reaching, “I’m going to cum! Where do you want it?! Where do you want to be filled?!”

“Inside! I want all your hot cum inside! Fill me up! Breed me! Ah! Ah! Ah! Make me into a mother again! Cumming! Cumming! Cumming! Cumming! Cumming! Cumming-! FUCK~!”

Jaune groaned as he felt himself explode into her, shooting thick ropes of sperm into her well used pussy. Athena could feel it filling her up to the brim. The sensation of warm cum flooding her insides brought the redheaded slut to orgasm as well, her entire body shaking as her brain overloaded with pleasure.

“So much~” She moaned as her whole body twitched in ecstasy, her abdomen slightly distended from the volume of semen pumped into her well fucked body.

Jaune slid himself out from Athena’s filled up cunt as a large leak of semen escaped from her abused pussy. He then turned around and smirked in satisfaction as Pyrrha had her head facing down her lap. His ex-girlfriend/partner kept muttering small apologies to Jaune, whom in turn didn’t even bother to answer them.

Long slender arms snaked around the Jaune’s neck as Carol wrapped herself around her love, “You sure took your time, but now I want my turn~!”

Jaune smirked as he pecked her lips lovingly, “You know I wouldn’t forget about you. But first, clean my cock.”

The orange-haired woman giggled, “With pleasure, darling~!” Dropping to her knees, she got working on Jaune’s cum stained cock.

To be continued…

Fiona:*Standing on the edge of Atlas, in Jaune’s arms and enjoying the breeze and leaning back into his shoulder* Never let me go, Jaune.

Jaune:Why the fuck would you even say that? If I let you go you’d fall hundreds of feet to your immediate and bloody death. *Shakes head* Gods you’re a moron. You’re lucky I’m already in love with you.

Yang: Soooo, I’m guessing you wanna hear all about our thrilling heroics, eh Jaune?

Jaune:*Dazedly looking into the distance* Huh? Oh, that. No, I’m good.

Nora:*Dramatic gasp* Ren! Something’s wrong with Jaune! Take his temperature!

Ren:*Ignores*

Ruby:Shedoeshave a point, Ren. Jaune was really disappointed after all.

Weiss:*Playfully*Well he isbasically a glorified babysitter.

Yang:It was pretty exciting. Me and Blake were awesome! *Clutches bicep*

Marrow:I was there. It’s true.

Yang:Sound less enthused, why don’t you? *Glares at Marrow*

Blake:*Trying to be the voice of reason* Come on guys, be fair. After dealing with a bunch of small children all day, y’know, when he’s not just directing traffic, Jaune’s probably just tired.

Jaune:*Cuts off Yang* Y-yeah, that’s it! I’m tired. *Scratches neck* Really tired actually.

Nora:*Extremely loud and annoying gasp* It is sothe haircut!

Yang:Henh?

*Nora zips over to Jaune, grabs his collar*

Nora:*Cackling* No wonder you’re tired, fearlessleader!

Weiss:*Hand goes over mouth* Oh my.

Ruby: That’s, ahehehehe *breaks off into giggling*

Marrow:Oh what!? How did-who would-how could he *growls* Viiine, why him!?

Vine:*Calmly sitting next to a bemused Harriet* Do I know him any better than you, Marrow?

Marrow:*Whines*

Jaune:Nora! No!

Blake:Or maybe he’s tired because he’s been hooking up with Cassie.

Jaune:Hernameis–

Yang: Pfft, who needs names! You’ve been getting freaky with a MILF on your shift!

Oscar:*To Ren* It’s like this a lot, isn’t it?

Ren:*Suffering* Yes.

*Jaune has a very obvious, very dark hickey*

Yang:So, what was she like?

Ruby:*Stops giggling, appalled and blushing* Yang!

Nora:Ooh, did she ask you to add some sausage to her casserole!?

Weiss:*Embarrassed and blushing a bit, but mostly disgusted* Nora, that’s vile!

Marrow: I need you to teach me your ways, wise and venerated one!

Qrow:*Sighs*I need a drink. *Remembers he quit drinking*Dammit.

Blake:Is she really that good that she’s leaving you so tapped out? *Ignores Ruby’s sputtering*

Jaune:*Completely overwhelmed and embarrassed* G-guys, ch-chill! And I’m not answering any of your questions, they’re all–

Jaune:*Realizes his error*

*Dead fucking silence*

Nora:*Proud and sniffling*You dog.

Yang:Wait,allof them!? That’s like *remembers what Nora told her* six women! And you’re a virgin!

Jaune:*Weakly*Was. I was a virgin. A few weeks ago.

Weiss:*Loses the battle and blushes, both hands cover her mouth now* Oh my.

Ruby:*To herself* I’m an adult, I can handle adult things, including a friend getting intimate with six older women, noIcan’tnowI’mimagingthingsaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Marrow:*In total respect and awe, to Harriet and Vine* I know him. He’s my friend.

Blake:I-I. There are no words.

Yang:*Still can’t believe it* Six! How!?

Jaune:I’m a teenager. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex. They’re also really, really fucking hot. And just when I think I’m empty all of a sudden I learn new things. *Eyes glaze over* If anyone ever tells you that six mouths working together isn’t all it’s cracked up to be then clearly they’ve never been sucked or licked by six fucking mouths.

*Silence reigns once more*

Jaune:Welp. That did it. *Opens scroll, puts it to his ear and then winces* Y-yeah, you told me alright. Yes, you win. Yes that means I’ll do the thing. I promise. I-I’m an Arc! It’s embarrassing and kind of weird, but I did give you my word. So, uh, *blushes brightly* yeah, okay, figures. I’ll be over in five.

*Hangs up*

Jaune:Well, gotta go. *Goes quickly*

Marrow:*Into the shocked silence*I’ve never wanted to be somebody else more than I do right now.

Velvet:*Chasing Jaune* GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKWIT!

Jaune:*Running away in mortal terror* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW FORGIVE ME PLEASE I DON’T KNOW THE WAYS OF YOUR PEOPLE!

Ruby:*Nervously* Nnnnot that it’s any of my business, but what’s all that about?

Coco:*Watching with her chin in her palm, smirking* Casanova there bought a carrot.

Weiss:*Not wanting to be racist* Carrots are bigoted?

Fox:*Sighs*

Coco:Well from what I’ve pieced together everybody’s favorite wholesome twosome had a talk, at the end of that talk they wanted to try out some toys but the fashion disaster got detention, Vel told him to stop buy the store for a *laughs evilly in delight* ‘temporary’ toy and he bought a carrot.

Jaune: STOP, NO, YOU LOVE ME!

Velvet: IT’S IN OUR NATURE TO HURT THE ONES WE LOVE, GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!

Coco: *Smiles at the sight which unnerves Ruby and makes Weiss uncomfortable* Apparently that was the wrong move.

Jaune:STAY AWAY FROM MY BUTTHOLE!

Velvet:OH BUT I’MSUPPOSED TO LOVE IT!?

Ruby:*Disturbed*Sometimes I regret listening to Yang and making new friends.

Jaune:*Don’t stare at her thighs, don’t stare at her thighs, don’t stare at her thighs*

Winter:*Steps forward to lead them into Atlas Academy*

Jaune:*Defeated* Shit, you looked at her thighs.

*Dead silence*

Jaune: Oscar, buddy, I said that out loud, didn’t I?

Oscar:*Embarrassed* Ah, yeah. You did.

Weiss:*Jaw clenched, staring at Jaune unblinkingly*

Winter:*Mouth briefly drops open before closing* This way.

—————–   

Weiss:*Extremely irritated* Has he no decency!?

Yang:I don’t know how to answer that question without making you mad.

Weiss:*Is done with these degenerates*

—————–

Winter:F-furthermore, I’ll have you at least give my sister the barest modicum of respect! It’s o-o-only fair!

Jaune:*Happy, muffled noises*

Winter:*Gasps*Oh, good boy. Now don’t stop licking until you see the whites of my eyes! O-nly theennnnnnnn! O-only then may you enter my mouth. *Tries to be stern as her thighs quake, looking down at Jaune* If I wake up to anything less than feeling as if I’m to choke, y-you will be sorr-eeeeeee!!!!

—————–

Blake:I think you’re blowing this a little out of proportion, Weiss.

Weiss:*Fidgets*Perhaps.*Sighs*Yes, you’re right. Amongst other things, my sister is first and foremost a soldier and thena high class lady in her own right. *Laughs guiltily* Sorry. Hmm. I should probably apologize to Winter too, for doubting the strength of her character!

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Regardless of whatever issues you might have with RWBY proper (my list goes: anything that isn’t related to the characters themselves, their interactions, the music and the fights), you have to admit that Rooster Teeth knew exactlywhat they were doing with Winter and her new design, specifically those pants.

She ain’t no Harriet or Elm, but goddamn.

*Just after being captured by the Ace-Ops, before they leave*

Jaune:*Struggles* Oh no.

Clover:Is there a problem, citizen?

Jaune: Not really. Just a realization that I’ve had this exact dream before. *Beat* Although usually I’m less clothed and it’s professor Goodwitch as the one doing the capturing.

Clover:*Jaw drops slightly as he briefly loses his composure*

Weiss: Jaune, now is not the time. Also, TMI.

Jaune:It’s the perfect time! We did good, we got arrested and now we’re all bondage bait.

Yang: He does have a point.

Nora: Agreed. Jaune! The professor - is she wearing a leather leotard or the same old?

Jaune: Oh, definitely her usual. Just with a lot more cleavage.

Nora:*Disappointed*Awww.

Yang:Okay,nice.No, wait, dammit, Weiss is right! Now’s not the time!

Jaune:*Ignores her, looks at the disturbed Clover and the equally off put Ace-Ops* So…any chance of making that dream come true?

Clover:*To Vine* Exactly how much trouble would we be in if we just cut them loose?

Vine:You’re asking me?

Clover:*Sigh* I thought so. Alright you, no more talking.

Weiss:Believe me, you’d have better luck gagging him.

Jaune:Don’t give them ideas!

~~Two minutes later~~

Jaune:*Gagged* MMMRRRMM!! GGRRRFFFUHHH! *Glares at Weiss* UURRRRRR!*Jaune stares wide eyed at a smirking Elm, who’d given his butt a squeeze*

Elm:*Winks*

*Doors slam*

Jaune:*Nods to Weiss thankfully*Rrrr-urrfffuur rrr uff fuhmmm muh, brurv uh!

Weiss:I don’t want to know.

Qrow:*Sighs*Dammit, now I’m curious. Whatever. Can’t be that important.

*Smug Jaune is smug*

Jaune:*Glares at Yang and Blake giggling and feeding each other finger foods*

*Jaune runs up, flips the table over scattering food and making the two girls jump before running away - escaping through their 23rd floor window*

—————–

Ruby:Mmmmm.*Is kissed*

Oscar:*Pulls back from kiss, smiling gently*

Jaune:*Irritated*

Oscar:*Steps back* How about we take Jaune home, baby?

Jaune:*RKO outta nowhere’s Oscar*

Ruby:*Shrieks*What the heck, Jaune!?

Jaune:*Is too busy being a viper, hissing and staring at the unconscious Oscar’s body*

—————–

Glynda:*Laughs cheerfully into scroll* Oh Bart–

*Jaune angrily runs up and slaps her scroll to the ground, stomps it into pieces, glares at her and then proceeds to sprint out of the rebuilding Vale*

—————–

Nora:HA! You’re no match for Renny and me’s sick combos, fearless leader! *Button mashes as Ren smiles next to her*

Ren:*Rubs Nora’s back*

Jaune:*Triggered af, proceeds to fall back on years of video gaming and utterly destroys them both*

Nora:Awww. We’re dead, Renny.

Ren:I wouldn’t have it any other way than together, Nora. *Nora tears up*

*Glass shatters as Jaune chucks the console out the window and dives out of it like a professional swimmer*

—————– 

Weiss:*Excitedly*And then he actually proposed! Right there, with the sunset and the waves crashing on the beach and *tears up a bit* it was just so romantic of him.

Sun:Gotta give it to my boy, conquering the ocean for his girl is pretty cool.

Neptune:*Blushes*

*Jaune has had enough of the engagement party, flings glass of wine at Weiss whose mouth drops open as she drips with it and steals Sun’s glass from a stunned hand, does the same to Neptune*

Jaune: Good day! *Storms off*

—————–

Raven:*Uncomfortable, embarrassed* You actually mean that, don’t you?

Tai:*Very serious* Do you think I’d joke about something like this, Rae?

*Raven looks sad, but hopeful. Jaune, who was busy digging up a tree for Tai felt his blood boil and chucked a huge amount of dirt at the two of them*

Tai:*Yells and falls into his house*

Raven:*Spitting, yanking at the chest of her top before freezing* MY HAIR!!!

*Jaune runs*

—————–

Qrow:*Clapping Winter’s cheeks*

Winter:*Getting clapped and loving it*

Jaune:*Enters room, freezes*

Also Jaune: *Aims scroll at the two and takes a picture*

Qrow:What the fuck!? *Trying to hide his dick*

Winter:*Lets out a little scream and tries to pull pants up* N-no, please, delete it - aaahhhh, he’s leaving! *Sprints after him*

—————–

Maria: Ahh, I’ve been waiting all day for this.

*Happily eating pistachio ice cream cone*

Jaune:*Angrily smacks her cone to the sidewalk, splattering and shattering it* Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit!

—————– 

Jaune:*Walking into his apartment after several annoying days angrily* –with that shit, I ain’t even gonna play with that shit! If I can’t be happy, in love or getting laid then nobody can!

Jaune:

Jaune:*Looks at Neo stretched across his couch, laying there and sleeping peacefully beneath a big, comfy pink blanket with her hair mussed from sleep and looking adorable*

Jaune:*Realizes*Oh shit! I forgot I amhappy, in love and am getting laid on a regular basis! *Slaps himself in the face* Fuck. Equality for all. Forgive me, adorable love of my life, but Mama Arc didn’t raise no bitch!

*Runs at Neo, who wakes up bleary eyed and to the sight of Jaune doing a front flip towards her tiny, sleepy frame*

—————– 

Jaune:And that’s how I wound up in the hospital. I senton’d my girlfriend, Neo roundhouse kicked me in the head and then put me through the kitchen table and I’m very sorry.

Neo:*Nods grumpily*

Everyone Jaune Fucked With:Good.*Walks off because they’re still pissed*

Jaune:*Sighs* I’m going to be kissing so much ass and not all of it’s gonna be yours, Neo.

Neo:*Pokes him in a broken rib*

Jaune: Ow! I deserved that. Oh. I deserve it. *Winces*Ohhhh. I’m on the couch, aren’t I?

Neo:*Holds a finger up*

Jaune:Awww man, a month? *Neo gives him an ‘are you serious right now?’ face* Yeah alright. Stupid brain, always getting me in trouble.

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Hey, look who wrote Snowbird into one of these despite not liking Snowbird at all.

Jaune:*Storming in* Okay, it was kinda funny when you started hiding my scissors, Yang, but you gotta stop.

Yang:*Who had been eating her lunch, talking with Blake* Okay, what?

Jaune: My razors, Yang. Stop stealing them already.

Yang:*Genuinely baffled* Don’t know what’s crawled up your ass, Jaune, but I haven’t touched your razors. Or your scissors.

Jaune: Oh sure and I just happenedto wanna grow my hair out.

*Sure enough Jaune’s blonde hair now reaches past his shoulders in a half up, half down style*

Blake:*Swirling a glass of water, eying Jaune* I think it looks nice.

Jaune:*High pitched* i tHinK iT loOkS nICe.

Yang: Hey, watch it. She’s being serious. It’s a good look–

Jaune:Fine, whatever, but the beard!? C’mon, stop playing games.

*Jaune also has a pale, almost metallic blonde beard that’s gotten pretty long - to the point where he needs a beard comb*

Yang:And I’m telling you *blows a raspberry, covers her mouth*

Jaune:*Opens mouth, closes it* Okay, not gonna lie. That kind of dismissal actually stings, Yang.

Blake:*Smiling behind her glass*Jaune.*Nods to the wall behind him*

Ruby:*Blushing*

Weiss:*Wide eyed*

Jaune:*Gears slowly start working*

Jaune:*Realization dawns, gasp overdramatically* IT WAS YOU TWO!

Yang:*Bursts out laughing*

Blake:*Giggles*

Jaune:*Gazing brokenly into the distance* Betrayed by my own girlfriends. Oh, I can totally understand why every singer ever has written about heartbreak now.

Weiss:*Eyes are still fidgeting, not looking  at him directly and her cheeks have pinked* Oh stop. I-it’s just…*awkward pause* well it was Ruby’s idea so she should explain it!

Ruby:*Blushes harder and ignores Yang’s cackling* What!? Weiss you traitor! *Weiss refuses to look at her, clasping her hands* Well, uh, Jaune, i-it’s…ah, I know! How about me, you and Weiss go to the bedroom and I’ll fuck Weiss’ face on your dick while you eat me out!

Weiss:*Immediately goes bright crimson, shrieks* RUBY ROSE!

Blake:*Silently shaking from laughter*

Yang:*Freezes, lurches forward a bit* Oh. Well this is a new kind of pain.

*Weiss is slapping at a squealing Ruby, face burning and trying to get past the taller girls defenses*

Ruby:*Defending herself and peeking at Jaune from between her arms* H-howza ‘bout it!? Ow, Weiss, I’m sorry! Ow!

Jaune:*Crosses arms, gives disappointed stare*

Ruby:ACK! Not that look! OW WEISS, MY EYE! *To Jaune, hand over her eye* I only like that look when it’s cause I couldn’t hold my breath long enough or cause I came before Weiss *mutters*again.*Weiss slaps her on the top of the head* Ow, my soft spot!

Weiss:*Her neck is now red too as she finally, grumpily, crosses her own arms* Your entire head’s a soft spot.

Blake:*Has her face on the table to hide her tearful eyes, her body shaking*

Yang:*Clutches her heart* What happened to my sweet little baby sister who wanted me to braid her hair and brought me cookies and her stuffie when I was sad?

Ruby:*Defeated*Fine. I hope you know just what you were turning down–

Yang:*Crisis intensifies*

Ruby:–but if you haveto know, it’s c-cause, well, *quickly*you look super hot with long hair.

Yang:*Distressed*She can shatter my entire world without blinking an eye but that’swhat’s got her bashful!?

Jaune:*Blinks* Uh, thanks?

Ruby:*Blushing, looks away bashfully* Really hot. *Nudges Weiss*

Weiss:*Won’t look him in the eye* No matter how you wear it. Right now? You kinda look like a viking and i-it’s…yummy. *Ruby nods agreeing*Ponytail?

Ruby:Somewhere between starving, sexy artist and casual Jaune, which is just as sexy if not more.

Weiss:And g-gods help either one of us if you let it down because I don’t think you understand how good you look with a breeze running through your hair, just l-looking over the horizon.

Ruby:Even if you’re just thinking about what you’re gonna eat later. Trust me. It works. *Eyes glaze over* It’s like someone took hot guy and heroic knight and wrapped them all into one and *whistles and Yang flinches at it*

Weiss:T-the point is it looks good. Very good.

Jaune:*Shocked, very flattered and blushing* Oh. I had no idea. And my beard?

Weiss:*Face wobbles and she squeals, putting her hands over her face*

Ruby:Uh, that’s Weiss for she likes the way it feels. *Carefully puts an arm up, eying her girlfriend cautiously* Especially when you’re going down on her or she parks it right on you.

Weiss:*Screams into her hands, kicks Ruby in the shin and turns away* R-Ruuuubyyyy!!!!!! These things are supposed to be private! B-between lovers!

Yang:*Looking harrowed* Finally someone speaking sense in this broken, twisted world.

Ruby:Please, Yang knows I do stuff. She’s fine.

Yang:*Gapes, swallows* I think I understand how Dad felt when I started dating now.

Ruby:*Shrugs at Jaune* And I kinda love that too. Plus, just…mmmm.

Jaune: *Rubs his neck, looking away* ‘Mmm’?

Weiss:*Muffled*Yes. Beards suit you. Y-you’re handsome no matter what, but the p-pervert’s not wrong to suggest that this new look is very attractive.

Jaune:*Genuinely bashful* Oh. Then I guess it’s not so bad. But why didn’t you just say something– *Looks at Weiss hiding while Ruby won’t stop cutely fidgeting* –aaannnddd nevermind. Got it.

*They all awkwardly stand there for a few minutes before Jaune nods, looks to Yang*

Jaune:Sorry for accusing you guys, I just figured this had practical joke written all over it.

Yang:*Weakly* N-no problem, Jaune.

Ruby:*Nods in the background* Okay, you got us both all worked up again - OW! My butt! I’m gonna make you kiss it better, Wei-OW-OW-OW! I’m sorry! *Focuses on Jaune, rubbing her recently slapped bottom* Jaune. Bedroom.

Jaune:*Immediately distracted* Well I guess if I’m having that much of an effect *trails off before smirking* but I think I know two girls who are in clear need of spankings. Faces down and asses up, you naughtygirls.

Ruby:*Whispers*Oh gods we gave him confidence. *Shivers, salutes* Yes sir! *Scampers off*

Weiss:*Staring wide eyed, blush acting back up and she swallows, speaks quietly* You’re not the boss of me.

Jaune:*Smirks, walking forward* Oh?*Chases after Weiss who shrieks, spins and runs after Ruby, following her with his head held surprisingly high*

Blake:*Breathing heavily, hiccuping while wiping away mirthful tears* Oh my goodness. Those three are something else.

Yang:*Thousand yard stare* I want to die and never see the light of day again.

Blake: Oh please.

Yang: My poor, innocent baby sister! *Trying not to cry as Blake rolls her eyes, grabbing Yang’s arm to lead her outside and away from the house*

Glynda:*Impatient*And where might Mr. Arc be then, students? Does he think he’s exempt from my classes?

Pyrrha:*Panicked*No!

Weiss:*Also panicked but mostly because she doesn’t want to be lumped in with Jaune* Of course not! That dunce is–

Nora:*Stands, slams her fists into her desk* Obviously he’s doing extra credit and wants to make sure it’s up to par!

Ren:*Squints at Nora from the corner of his eyes, very quietly* And where’s that kind of quick thinking when we were being run out of another village?

Glynda:*Unimpressed* Miss Valkyrie, I haven’t assignedany extra credit.

Nora:*Stubbornly* Then that’s on you!

Glynda:*From unimpressed to baffled in 0.3 seconds* Wha– How!?

Nora:*Speaking as if explaining to a toddler* Obviously Jaune thought there was extra credit! If you were more clear and concise with your explanations we wouldn’t be having this problem!

Weiss:*Moaning into her hands, seeing a mark on her permanent record*

Ruby:*Terrified of the outcome*

Yang:*Impressed*

Blake:*Looks to Ren who seems bored and a shocked Pyrrha*

Glynda:*Collects herself* Enough. If Jaune Arc isn’t here– *Goes silent as the rest of the previously entranced class start giggling*

Jaune: Hey, sorry I’m late! *Weiss gasps*

Jaune:*Wearing a carbon copy of Glynda’s outfit*

Glynda:*Rapidly goes red* W-what in the world–

Jaune:*Nods resolutely* Pyrrha told me I should follow my Dad’s advice this morning with a problem I was having, but Dad also never gave me too much advice when it comes to girls! *Spreads arms* So I wore this to apologize about that whole thing the other night!

Glynda:*Red, horrified*Wha-no-ssshhh!! *Ignores murmuring* You-no-this isn’t… *Sees students staring, comes up with the perfect lie* What advice is that, Mr. Arc? What could t-this possibly do to make up for the fact that you broke the strap off my purse when serving detention?

Jaune:*Proudly* ‘You are what you eat!’ *Grins charmingly*

Pyrrha: *Broken inside and out* What.

*Weiss slumps into her seat in soul crushing defeat, Blake is blushing up a storm, Ruby’s thinking hard, Nora cackles and proceeds to thump her chest before giving Jaune a peace sign, Ren tries not to stare*

Yang:*Respectful awe* Holy shit vomit boy, nice!

Glynda:*Surrounded by purple aura, floor shatters as her semblance activates and she charges at Jaune, blushing and enraged*

Jaune:*Runs away screaming*

Jaune:*From down the hallway* How could you betray me like this, father!?

Ruby:*Realizes what Jaune meant,blushes and hides her face in her cloak* OH!

Qrow:*Enters the room drinking from his flask*

Jaune:*Taps scroll*

Fuzzy Osbourne: ~Wine is fine but whiskey’s quicker, suicide is slow with liquor~

Qrow:*Chokes on whiskey and breaks down into a coughing fit* You little shit.

Jaune:*Irritated* So, I’ve had this song stuck in my head.

Yang:*Not really paying attention* Hate it when that happens.

Jaune: But I can’t remember the name, so–

Ruby: Ooh, that’s the worst! How does it go?

Jaune:*Grins* Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah! Dah-dah-dah! Bah-bah-bah–

*RBY gape at Jaune in disbelief*

Ren:*Sighs*

Nora:*Seriously concentrating*

Jaune:–baah-baaah-bah-BAH!

Blake:I think I speak for everybody here when I say we have no–

Weiss:*Uncertain*Isn’t that ‘A Thousand Miles’?

Jaune:*Snaps his fingers* Yes! That’s it! Thanks hun! *Kisses Weiss’ cheek*

Weiss:*Pleased wife, drinks sparkling water in victory*

Jaune:*Singing as he leaves the room* ~and I need you! And I want to! Fuck you iiiiinnn yooouurrr asshole!~

Weiss:*Spittake, chasing after Jaune* Jaune Arc, those are not the lyrics!