#lucius malfoy

sayssnape:

snape: why on earth would you give a knife to a child?

lucius: draco felt unsafe.

snape: well, now i feel unsafe!

lucius: oh, i’m sorry.

lucius:

lucius: would you like a knife?

accio:

narcissa malfoy and morticia addams would probably get on; gomez would show up at malfoy manor with three gallons of respect women juice for lucius

narcissmalfoy:

qqueerdearr-deactivated20220422:

Lucius Malfoy might be a jerk but he’s also the only parent who ever shows up to Quidditch games

Narcissca “i will beg and cry and lie to save my son but i will not go to *1* sports event” Malfoy

Ravenclaw: It is getting harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition.

Ravenclaw: There needs to be an Area 51 raid to put Gryffindor back where he belongs.

****New One Shots****

Technically these are just cross-posts, but I’m not sure I ever properly advertised for them because of the holidays.

Title:Worth It
Rating:M
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Warnings:N/A
Summary: Hermione is sent up to Hogwarts to investigate instances of Dark Magic. But digging to the bottom of this mystery isn’t the only thing she finds up there.
Links:https://archiveofourown.org/works/27678542
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13020735/79/Affectionate-Anecdotes
Written for: @dramionefanfictionwriters​ Dramione Tropes Fest!

Title: The Letter to Santa
Rating: G
Pairing:Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy
Warnings:N/A
Summary: Lucius would do anything for his granddaughter, including tracking down her lost letter to Santa.
Links:https://archiveofourown.org/works/27705700
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13020735/80/Affectionate-Anecdotes
Written for: @hermiones-haven​ Hermione’s Holiday Hideaway Fest!

Title: The Elf on the Shelf
Rating:T
Pairing: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Warnings:N/A
Summary: Seamus is hosting his annual fancy dress Yule party.
Links:https://archiveofourown.org/works/28155465
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13020735/81/Affectionate-Anecdotes
Written for: @hermiones-haven​ Hermione’s Holiday Hideaway Fest!

Title: The Start of Something
Rating:T
Pairing: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Potter
Warnings:N/A
Summary: Scorpius and Albus’s snowball fight gets interrupted by something far more deadly.
Links:https://archiveofourown.org/works/28155747
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13020735/82/Affectionate-Anecdotes
Written for: @slytherincabal​ Twistmas Fest!

Character dorm rooms part 156:

bellatrix black and andromeda black, drinking their sorrows away.

-taken by lucius malfoy and narcissia black, summer 1970

{ submitted by @dtbahbyme}

a not very sober narcissa black at a party.

taken by lucius malfoy, right before he took her back to her dorm so she could sleep, fall 1975