#patroclus

Patroclus: hey what do you want for dinner tonight?

Achilles: your dick

Achilles: *pick sorry autocorrect sucks

Patroclus:

Patroclus:

Achilles:

Patroclus: Achilles this is a verbal conversation

*Patroclus and Achilles sleeping together in Pelion*

Achilles: night night, sleep tight, don’t let the fury outside the cave drag you down to Tartarus

Patroclus: thaT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME-

Omg i just relised we hit 200 followers and, uhhh, were currently at 260!! So heres a random art dump/shit post to celebrate a late 200/early 300! :D

Love all 260 of you patrochilles trash<33

HEYY super cool, fun, exiting, super, mega cool news: I’m writing a book!! (Ok fine its a fanfic mais tu n'es pas amusant alors c'est nul)

My name on Wattpad is @Hcrmcs and I dont have AO3

Translation: Mon nom sur Wattpad est @Hcrmcs et je n'ai pas AO3

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It gonna be a patrochilles one (obvs) but I’m currently struggling to get a plot down for one where theyre already friends (imposter syndrome do be playin up rn aha) so if you have any tips, a dm would be EXTREMELY appreciated et je t'aimerais tellement, mwah mwah<33 ❤

Also, just started summer break so expect more cool content ✌

(I do speak French, it’s my og language btw lmao si vous pouvez lire ceci, alors je t'aime, dm moi s'il vous plaît belle personne. ❤

Mais si vous avez utilisé Google Translate, alors uuhh continue de me dm, vous êtes un sournois, sournois bâtard )

Achilles: You’re a piece of shit!

Agamemnon: No, you’re a piece of shit!

Odysseus(being the smart ass he is): As far as I’m concerned, you’re BOTH pieces of shit. Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming anyway.

Hector: I’ll be honest, I feel like you don’t like me

Achilles: I thought I had made this clear after the 12th time I tried to kill you

please help me athena, i have to go to the front lines of battle to retrieve Patroclus’ body and i have no martial prowess. please

me and all the other men on the battlefield are finding out that despite our cultivated strength the human body was not designed to get slammed into the trojan walls and thrown to the ground by the god apollo

noble & honorable prince hits my dms, says I’d like to challenge you in battle. Lets fight. Then he kills my beloved comrades. 2nd time this happened

yes i went so long without food or sleep in my grief and now im connected to ghosts. yes i have Emotional walks with astral versions of my fallen comrades. that is why i have organized this funeral

the commanders: Holy shit

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

Good luck smooches

I’ve been wanting to draw them forever !