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Jolyne: Who was Harold, Dad?
Jotaro: He was a role model of mine growing up.
Jolyne: Please let Harold be human.
Jotaro: Harold was a pig-
Fidelity, Lily. It’s not just the name of a bank that sued me. -Severus Snape
Apollo: Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.
Later——
Apollo: Artemis, can we talk? One ten to another.
Artemis: I’m an eleven, but continue.
Harry, back turned: You’ve been avoiding me, Simon.
Simon: How do you do that without turning around?
Harry: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but… here we are.
Ishamael: You might be the most high maintenance bitch out there.
Lanfear: Might be? Who’s more? Who are they?
Savage: Feral, I think they want to buy you a drink.
Feral: Really? But I already have a drink.
Feral: Do you think they’d buy me mozzarella sticks?