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Jolyne: Who was Harold, Dad?

Jotaro: He was a role model of mine growing up.

Jolyne: Please let Harold be human.

Jotaro: Harold was a pig-

Fidelity, Lily. It’s not just the name of a bank that sued me. -Severus Snape

Apollo: Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.

Later——

Apollo: Artemis, can we talk? One ten to another.

Artemis: I’m an eleven, but continue.

Harry, back turned: You’ve been avoiding me, Simon.

Simon: How do you do that without turning around?

Harry: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but… here we are.

Ishamael: You might be the most high maintenance bitch out there.

Lanfear: Might be? Who’s more? Who are they?

Savage: Feral, I think they want to buy you a drink.

Feral: Really? But I already have a drink.

Feral: Do you think they’d buy me mozzarella sticks?