#stupid
I dont even know what to think anymore like for some reason I dont wanna let this go #stupid #selfie #wannabe #happy
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Addiction is tricky. For example, a man who quit smoking for eleven years spent fifteen seconds in a elevator with man smoking a cigarette. He gave in. What im trying to say is, I think I love you again.
“Male feminists are pathetic”
I’d rather be pathetic and getting laid than be what you define as masculine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You basically just said that you’re a feminist in order to get laid. I’d keep that info away from all of your feminist lady friends, if I were you. They’re liable to start labeling you a rapist.
The icon of anti-capitalism, mass-produced.
Guy Fawkes was trying to install the Pope to rule England.Fawkes:the Catholic Monarchist, who magically became an anti-establishment anarchist. It’s Che Guevara all over again. The irony of mass “rebellion". :D
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Can anyone tell me why people just give up? Like if your going through a rough patch with someone and you both decide to try again and suddenly that person’s like “merry Christmas have a nice life” and ducks out of your life without trying, why are people like this. Like I understand people have free will but why do partners and friends suddenly say fuck it and leave without any driving force behind it?
Does anyone just have those irrational conversations that people drag you into because they think their opinion is an absolute solid fact that’s indisputable but in fact they are fucking idiots? I got drug into a conversation about “gays going to hell” at a bloody maccys. Like no sir we aren’t going to hell a clean 50% of us dug our way up from hell just to get some bloody hot fries and to shitpost the other 50% are absolute angels sent from god to keep the shitposters in line. Bloody hell I can assure you you’ll end up their before any of us do so good day sir and piss off.
Ok so lets get this straight. I only like black guys! Idc if your white or spanish or whatever you are. Just cause you think you have a big dick doesn’t mean ill fuck you. I only go for black guys
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
Albert Einstein
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When a man sends you an unsolicited dick pic and thinks the only reason you wouldn’t want to see his junk is if you’re literally BARREN LMAO
reader throws self out of a window screaming… maybe
why are you a best seller???
this is an actual quote?? WTF
This is nothing compared to her other descriptions.
fresh-noise:
“Or something? OR SOMETHING?!?! When describing the dripping, mellifluous voice of a delectable gentleman, you don’t finish your statement with “OR SOMETHING” because then you sound like a teenage girl writing in her DIARY. Which is what 50 Shades is. Its E.L. James’ DIARY about what she WISHES would happen to her… you know, aside from the fact that if this DID happen to her, she probably would freak the fuck out and start complaining about how “it hurts” and “stop treating me like a piece of meat” and he’ll be like THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU DERRANGED WOMAN.Also, if someone’s voice sounded like “dark melted chocolate fudge caramel” (too many food words, btw. you sound like a fat kid fantasizing about cake) I’d say it sounded annoying and sickly sweet. If I heard someone’s vocie, and the only way I could describe it would be “dark melted chocolate fudge caramel” it would be a clogged, nasaly voice, like someone who had just consumed a vast amount of “dark melted chocolate fudge caramel” and lived to tell about it. They would sound fat and slow to me, not smooth and delicious. Now, if someone’s voice was smooth and delicious, I’d say something like:
“His voice caressed my ear like fine satin, it flowed and dripped like honey, sweet and sparklingly golden. When he spoke, I was floating on the clouds of his sweet melody, and I knew that I was completely in his power.”
And never… NEVER… end a description with “…or something” you sound like Kristen FUCKING Stewart. Get your goddamned words straight and come out with what you’re trying to say. —C
I tend to do a little ranting from time to time, but, in this case, my reader already did it for me. Reblogging this because first I laughed, then I found myself nodding in agreement. She’s absolutely right…
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The world needs more role models like her. Little girls and small boys should know what’s female in a modern world.
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