#umbrella academy luther
Interviewer: Would you say that’s you’re independent?
Luther: *looks at Reginald*
Reginald:*nods*
Luther: Yes, I’d say so
I present to you, my rendition of the Hargreeves babysitting chart
another one of these just because??
please don’t kill me I know this isn’t entirely true but an attempt was made
okay but hypothetically
luther, on a ledge: stay back! I’m a monster!! I’m going to jump
klaus: do a flip
can we all as the tua fandom collectively agree that we hate luther so I can no longer hide in fear of being online-jumped
luther: I’m large and in charge
allison:
luther: oh god I’m so sorry
luther: violence is never the answer
diego: no…
five: it’s the question
diego: and the answer is yes
Luther: how would you guys describe Five?
Vanya:he’s clever, brave, resourceful—
Klaus: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.
Luther: Can you be quiet? I’m trying to think
Diego: Don’t worry, take your time. I know doing something for the first time can be difficult sometimes
Season 2 Luther: *admitting his mistakes, apologizing to Vanya, bonding with Diego, acting like the himbo big brother he always should have been*
Me:
Luther: Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we’re all still alive?
Klaus: Oh, yeah.
Ben: All the time.
Five: By all likelihood, we shouldn’t be.
Diego: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Luther:…Is it me?
Diego: It’s always you.
Luther: -I really do. I promise.
Allison: I know you do and-
Klaus: *loudly sips margarita*
Allison: Klaus! We’re having a moment!
Klaus: And I’m having a Margarita!
Klaus: Did you know In space, astronauts cannot cry because there is no gravity and tears can’t flow. God I wish I was an astronaut
Luther:
Luther: Who the fuck invited you
Diego: Shut up and let him talk.
Nobody:
Luther:
I CANT WAIT FOR FREAKING SEASON 2! they did such a good job on s1 i love them. anywho to umbrella academy!!