#umbrella academy diego
Luther: Can you be quiet? I’m trying to think
Diego: Don’t worry, take your time. I know doing something for the first time can be difficult sometimes
SOMEONE PLZ START A PETITION FOR DIEGO TO DUAL WIELD IN SEASON 3
umbrellas-umbrellaseverywhere:
Lila: Sorry I was late, I was doing stuff
Diego, bursting through the door behind her: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!
Eudora: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Diego: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Diego: Any sign of trouble just give the signal and we come in hard and fast.
Five: What’s the signal?
Klaus: Me screaming.
Diego: My body is a temple.
Five: Ancient and crumbling.
Klaus: Probably cursed or haunted or both!
Klaus: Dee, what’s the phobia of chainsaws called?
Diego: Common sense.
Klaus, still up at 3AM: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender.
Diego, eyes wide, staring at the ceiling:…
Klaus: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly ran over.
Diego: You were ran over?!
Klaus: Lightly ran over. I didn’t want to frighten you.
Diego: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Luther:…Is it me?
Diego: It’s always you.
Klaus: What’s for lunch?
Diego: I already ate.
Klaus: Oh… without me?
Diego: I was hungry!! Do you want me to get you anything? What do you want?
Klaus:Loyalty.
Diego:—us, Klaus!
Klaus: [still trapped in his thoughts, not even realising that he was speaking out loud] Would cannibalism solve both world hunger and overpopulation???
Diego:…
Diego: I’m going to pretend that you didn’t just say that.
Klaus: This is a terrible idea!
Diego: But not our worst, right?
Five: No, it’s the worst.
Klaus: What’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard?
Diego: To be completely honest the only song I’ve ever cried while listening to is Ocean man and I have no idea why
Diego: We need money.
Klaus: I have an idea!
Ben: We’re not selling your bath water.
Klaus: I have no ideas.
diego: yeah, well, I hate you
klaus: no, you don’t
diego, bitterly: no, I don’t
