#sirius black is a bottom
Sirius: *wears one of those tik tok leggings that makes the butt look fat to tease Remus*
Sirius:Remusss
Remus, drinking coffee and reading a book: Yes what is it, babe?
Sirius: look at mee. I need attention :c
Remus: *looks at him and chokes on his coffee* Fuck~
Sirius::D
Okay sooo I sometimes forget the age gap between tonks and Remus.
Like can you imagine young Sirius introducing his boyfriend, Remus to Andromeda and Andromeda telling him to take care of her brother and not break his heart??
Then after some years, her daughter brings the same man home and introduces him as her husband, like can you imagine the expression on her face??
*James and Sirius cuddling*
James: *mouths to Remus* I can take your man if I want to
Remus:I-
Remus: *brings Lily and hugs her while mouthing to James* I can take your girl if I want to
James:…
James: Let’s switch.
Headcanon~
Sirius is the second shortest marauder (After Peter) and James and Remus tease him about it A LOT. Also, he always has to get on his tiptoes to kiss Remus. Remi loves to use him as an armrest and does it ALL the time just to piss Siri off.
*James and Sirius cuddling*
James: *mouths to Remus* I can take your man if I want to
Remus:I-
Remus, out of nowhere: What if this all is a dream? What if I’m in a comma? Pads, I want you to kill me so I can wake up!!
Sirius: Babe, nO-
Sirius: *phone starts ringing*
James: *looks to see who’s calling* ‘Daddy?’ Why is your dad calling you? I thought you hated him-
Sirius: *makes eye contact with James while answering the phone* Hi Remus
James:…Oh.
