#remusxsirius
Remus: Whatcha drawing, Sirius?
Sirius: My favorite thing in the world
Remus: Awww is it me?
Remus: *looks over and sighs* Sirius, why did you draw my ass?
Remus: why is the bottom of your pants wet?
Sirius: there was a puddle
Remus: okay, but why did you jump in it?
Sirius: it was a puddle.
Remus, pointing at Sirius: This sir is my emotional support wizard
James: Everyone has a gay cousin
Sirius: I don’t have a gay cousin
Remus: Babe, you are the gay cousin
Sirius:
Sirius:Oh.
Remus: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me you didn’t just do this
Sirius: I can’t look into those eyes and be straight at the same time
Lily, trying to form a plan: Okay guys, we need to think straight
Sirius: We’re fucked
Sirius: My gaydar’s unmatched. I can tell if a person is gay just by a glance.
James: Moony’s been hitting on you for four weeks?
Sirius:
Sirius: He ?
Remus: You have more qualities than you think Sirius *points to Sirius’s chest* you have this.
Sirius: I have great tits yeah
Remus:
Remus: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-
Sirius: Everytime I see you, I get really happy and my heart skips a beat. You’re just so cute and I love you so much.
Remus: Aww, thanks!
Sirius: Yeah, no homo though
Remus:
Sirius: I can’t understand British accent without subtitles
Remus: Pads, we both have British accent
Sirius:
Sirius: I said what I said.
Jkr: Wolfstar isn’t real.
Every marauders stan ever: Um, chile anyways so-
Sirius, writing in his diary: I’m in love with my bestfriend.
James, secretly reading it over his shoulder: *horrified gasp*
Sirius: *exasperated sigh* I’m so tired of Covid.
Sirius: Like go away nasty, nobody wants you
Sirius: someone needs to do a ritual or something to chase it away
Sirius: *smiles mischievously* that ‘someone’ could be me
Sirius: *brings all the supplies for the ritual and starts setting things up*
Remus: babe, wtaf happened to our house?
Sirius, laughing nervously: well yeah about that-
Remus, at Hogwarts graduation: I started Hogwarts with straight A’s
Remus: Now I’m not even straight
Okay sooo I sometimes forget the age gap between tonks and Remus.
Like can you imagine young Sirius introducing his boyfriend, Remus to Andromeda and Andromeda telling him to take care of her brother and not break his heart??
Then after some years, her daughter brings the same man home and introduces him as her husband, like can you imagine the expression on her face??
Sirius: Remus, would you like a massage?
Remus: Pads, the last time you offered me a “massage” you ended up not being able to walk for 2 days.
Sirius: Yes, let’s make it 4 days now. Anyways about that massage-
*James and Sirius cuddling*
James: *mouths to Remus* I can take your man if I want to
Remus:I-
Remus: *brings Lily and hugs her while mouthing to James* I can take your girl if I want to
James:…
James: Let’s switch.
Headcanon~
Sirius is the second shortest marauder (After Peter) and James and Remus tease him about it A LOT. Also, he always has to get on his tiptoes to kiss Remus. Remi loves to use him as an armrest and does it ALL the time just to piss Siri off.
*James and Sirius cuddling*
James: *mouths to Remus* I can take your man if I want to
Remus:I-
Remus from another room: SIRIUS! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!
James: *smirks* Daddy’s calling
Remus: Sirius, shut up
Sirius: MaKe mE ;)
Remus: *kisses him*
Sirius: *blinks rapidly and is about to faint* I- wOw do that again please
Remus: *smirks* No need to ask twice
*aggressive make out session*
Remus, out of nowhere: What if this all is a dream? What if I’m in a comma? Pads, I want you to kill me so I can wake up!!
Sirius: Babe, nO-
Sirius: *phone starts ringing*
James: *looks to see who’s calling* ‘Daddy?’ Why is your dad calling you? I thought you hated him-
Sirius: *makes eye contact with James while answering the phone* Hi Remus
James:…Oh.
