#incorrect quotes
Incorrect quotes #473 Hungry boy
Mc: It’s just…I haven’t shaved down there in a while…
Beel/Solo:I eat starbursts stuck to the wrapper*Looks you straight in the eyes as he is thriving with your thighs squishing his head*Lay yo ass down
Incorrect quotes #472 Malewife Barb
Mc: Barbie, here me out, okay?… The Kids(Luke and LilD’s…Diavolo too for Barbs) are at school…Hear me out
Barb: Hmmm?*Smiles at their spouse as their head pops from under the counter kitchen*
Mc: A 3-hour makeout session…*Gremlin grin*
Barb:…
Mc: Wait, I haven’t gotten to the best part! Plus, inappropriate vertical “Devil’s Tango” on the counter
Barb*sighs and undoes his apron knot*
Mc: …or not…*Pouts sadly*
Barb:I never said no, My dear~* cracks his tail on the counter like a whip*
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Mc Once said Part 6
Mc: Okay okay stop asking me if I’m straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT!
Things Mc Probably has done in the Devildom Part 5
Mc*In a pile of sand*I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND
Levi: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE THEM!
Mc: FUCK OOOOFFF!
Mic: Don’t kill him!
Aizawa’s Kidnapper: I won’t as long as——
Mic: Not you! Shouta, honey, don’t kill him.
Aizawa: okay, but why didn’t Denki call me to bail him out?
Yamada: he… used his call order pizza…
Waiter: kids eat free!
Yamada: he’s 11 :)
Aizawa: I’m 31——
Yamada, looking at the menu: he’s 11
Pepper: [heavily pregnant, walking down the stairs]
Tony: [waving his arms in the air] Keep going, down here Pep, watch out everyone!
Pepper: I’m a pregnant woman not a plane coming in for landing.
Pepper: I said no. Get it out of my house.
Tony: Fine. Come on Jolene.
Tony: *Sadly pulls llama out the door*
mari and cass literally just existing:
adrien: my god, these bitches gay. good for them. good for them.
dick: wow! swagtastic!
damian, holding a knife: never say that again
Finn: Hey I need your help I’m in danger of leaving everything behind to work as a deckhand on a local lobster fishing boat in Massachussets
Poe: Nothing I can say will make that less alluring to you right now
Gemma swings both ways
Violently. With a skateboard
Tara: How do you rate your pain?
Juice: Thumbs down.
Tara:
Juice: Do not recommend.
Peter: look what I got!
Steve, without looking up from his magazine: no possums, Peter.
Tony: that’s not fair! There’s no rule saying we can’t have a possum.
Steve, pulling out the Avengers Family Rule Book: actually-
Loki: A Summary
Loki: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Bruce: I think you mean “tricks”?
Thor: He did not.
Loki, pulling knives out of his sleeves: I did not.
Steve, stroking Tony’s hair: You’re so tiny and adorable.
Tony, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now.
Steve, looking at Tony with heart eyes: I know.
Peter: welcome to my very first vlog in which I will be trying different hair products.
Peter: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Peter: well, right off the bat, I can tell you that this is not very good.
Tony: what the fu-
Peter: Tony! Can I ride this scooter Steve gave me?
Tony: sure whatever, I mean I’m not your dad.
Peter, running out: okay! thanks!
Tony, screaming after him: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY-
Peter: everyone keeps telling me what Tony would or wouldn’t want.
Peter: WELL GUESS WHAT, I’M MY OWN DAD NOW!
Peter: I’M GONNA HAVE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST AND BEDTIME IS NEVER!
Tony, from the afterlife: fuck ‘em up son!
