#jack kline
Jack getting off on his pillow.
Jack: Why are Dean and Cas sitting like that?
Sam: They had a fight.
Jack: Why are they holding hands?
Sam: They get sad when they fight.
Sam: Alright, I’m gonna go to bed, don’t do murder
Jack: Why would I murder anyone?
Castiel: I wasn’t planning on it, but now I will
Dean: Fuck you, don’t tell me what to do
Sam: Literally fuck all of you, why am I friends with you?
Dean:Hey, kid, you okay?
Jack: *lying face down on the floor* I’m depressed.
Dean: Damn, me too.
Dean: No, wait, hi depressed, I’m dad.
Dean: No, wait, what’s wrong?
Jack: How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?
Castiel: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Jack, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: be free my child
Dean, entering the room with cuts on his ankles: WHO THE FUCK-
Dean: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Jack: I saw a frog on the bus yesterday
Dean: Outstanding, this is what I’m talking about, people
tfw 2.0 stickers!!! buttttt i dont have any way to sell them so oNE DAY
Jack: Hey. Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
Dean: Not really.
Jack: That’s the spirit.
Dean: …
Jack: :)
Dean: Go to your room.
Original Quote: @tonystarksfifthchild
Dean walks into the kitchen shirtless…
Sam: Oh hey topless…
Dean: You don’t have to be rude about the fact that I’m single…
*Cas walks in*
Jack: Oh hey there’s your top, Dean.
Dean:*Panics*
Sam:*shocked*
*Cas innocently holding up Deans T-Shirt*
Sam/Dean:Ohhhh…
okay but look at sam’s fond dad smile. jack’s trying to use an emf in a cemetery and sam’s face is like ‘oh no, my adorable kiddo that’s not how it works’
I just, in the second before I woke, dreamt I saw the best piece of fanart, in which a child-looking version of Jack with long, wild hair (I’m talking waist-length manic anime mess) was standing in that ‘feral two year old’ type of pose (legs spread wide, chest out, arms out to the side but also a little back). He was wearing a costume duck beak, and had a spatula in one hand and something I can’t remember (but was definitely bizarre) in the other. Grinning widely and wearing dungarees with no t-shirt, like a true wild child. No colour- just a black ink outline.
…And now I can’t help feeling like the world (or, at least, Jack’s fans) has missed out on something epic.
OK THE DESCRIPTION IS MY FAVE so i had to make this (literal) dream a reality. (in his other hand is a go-gurt)
I FORGOT THE DUCK BEAK SORRYOH MY GOSH I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!! EVEN WITHOUT THE DUCK BEAK IT’S JUST SO PERFECT HE’S UTTERLY ADORABLE AND I (and Sam) WILL CHERISH THIS IMAGE FOR ALL TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*flails eternally*
Bringing this back because I just remembered it out of nowhere and just had to come find it again and GUESS WHAT I STILL LOVE IT EVERY BIT AS MUCH AS I DID BEFORE!!!!!
(I also just had the realisation that he could be holding the go-gurt and the spatula because he’s trying to make Sam an omelette or something for breakfast (and maybe he tried to dress himself and that’s why he’s only wearing dungarees) and I just… He’s just such a good boy. )
OMG HE’S SO ADORABLE!!! It’s like he got ALL the chaos of his Chaos-Duo-Dads (Sam and Cas) and it comes out in smiles and weird things in his pockets! (Everyone knows to ALWAYS check his pockets before doing laundry. Someone actually found a frog in there at least once!)
Happy beeday to the most angel. Cas with his family (and also his best friend Garth), surrounded by love, more of his friends are waiting their turn to take a photo with him, Dean made him a pbj cake, all is good. Thanks @thenightwemetnatural for organising this beautiful day.
No one asked but I just needed jack being showered with forehead kisses from his family, just like a baby who’s twoenty /two/ deserves.