The Grishaverse and Derry Girls crossover we all need

Just this entire episode but instead of Catholics vs Protestants its Grisha vs Drüskelle

This is when Nina seduces Matthias.

me watching the crows finally all together in season two of shadow and bone:

matthias: what’s a kink?

nina:

matthias:

nina: well when jesper loves something very much-

What the Crows would reply to “Let’s take a group picture”

Nina: “GIVE MOI AN HOUR TO GET READY”

Wylan: “Why?”

Jesper: “yk u can just ask me for a selfie u dont need a whole group picture when u so obviosuly wa t a pcirtue of me to remember me ”

“BUT SURE IM COMING”

Kaz: *leaves on seen and doesn’t show up until Inej drags him *

Inej: “okay see u ”

Matthias: “With the Demjin?”

What the Crows would do when they get a text from a scammer

Inej: *blocks*

Kaz: *scams the scammer*

Jesper: “look buddy, i know im hot and srsly impossible to stop thinking about i know you love me because same dude im fucking hot but i gotta bf and hes SKDKDKKADJEJNDMDNS *sends pic wylan* SRSLY WHAT DO U THINK OF HIM I NEED TO MAKE SURE U AGREE BECOZ AKXKSKFKRKEKSNBDNENS”

Nina: “eres estúpido!!!!!!!”

(POINT IS SHE TROLLS THEM IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES )

Matthias: “Are you one of Nina’s friends?”

Wylan: *leaves on seen*

: I’ve been rereading the Six of Crows duology and my love for Dirtyhands has been reignited tenfold. Got the idea for the origin story of Kaz’s infamous cane from a post I saw a while ago and decided to turn it into a short oneshot, although I’m tempted to write a part two… 

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“How did the two of you even meet?” Nina asked around a mouthful of waffle. “I don’t think you’ve ever told me.”

You couldn’t help but smile fondly at the memory. Meeting Kaz Brekker - Dirtyhands, Bastard of the Barrel - was something you thought about often. The memory was like an old photograph that you kept in your back pocket at all times so you could take it out and look at it whenever you wanted to, and it was worn and delicate because of this. Nina had a slight twinkle in her eye as you began telling her the story.

“I hadn’t been in Ketterdam very long, just a few weeks I think. I was young and I was in hiding, both of my parents lost to disease after a treacherous journey across The True Sea. To this day I don’t know how I managed to survive, let alone keep my identity a secret at such a young age. Fourteen is too young to know such grief, yet somehow I didn’t let it defeat me, it only made me stronger. Losing my parents helped me realise who I wanted to be: a girl who didn’t need anybody, a girl who would never again be weakened,” you took a sip of your sweet tea, relishing the taste. Nina always made the best tea. “I spent the savings I had on an apartment in the Barrel because it was the only place in Ketterdam where a fourteen-year-old could buy real estate without being questioned. Eventually, I gathered enough courage and enough resources to start my business.”
“Entirely unique wares,” Jesper interjected, flopping down into the empty seat next to you. “Made specifically to order for a very pretty penny.”
You smiled. “Exactly.”
“What kinds of things did people order?” Nina asked curiously.
“Bulletproof cloaks, silent pistols, knives that could cut through anything, even stone. You name it, somebody asked for it.”
Nina leaned forward in her seat, head resting on her hands. She was completely focused on you, desperate to hear the next part of your story. “And this is how you met Kaz?”
You nodded. “I remember it like it was yesterday. He knocked on my door at just gone midnight, dressed in an all-black suit and a matching hat that was far too big for his head,” you couldn’t help but giggle. “You have to remember that he was only fourteen as well and hadn’t quite grown into the role of Dirtyhands just yet.”
Jesper laughed. “I can’t imagine Kaz as a boy.”
“Neither can I,” Nina agreed.
“Well, he was. I let him in and asked if he wanted to take a seat, which he declined. Even then he was straight to the point. He asked me if I could make him a cane.”
Nina gasped. “No way…”
“I asked him what kind of cane he wanted - because nobody was coming to me for anything ordinary - and he told me that he wanted a cane that was specifically weighted to break bones.”
“Did you know who he was? Did you know that he was Dirtyhands?”
“I figured it out when he told me what he wanted,” You explained. “Anyone who was anyone in the Barrel knew about Dirtyhands and knew that he was the most ruthless lieutenant of The Dregs despite his age. I knew what he was capable of, what he’d done to earn his title, but to me, he was just a boy who needed a cane to walk properly, a boy that had turned himself into a weapon as I had. I understood why he wanted to turn his - how shall I put it? - his impairment into a weapon, and I was willing to help. I told him to come back in two days, and then I went straight to work.” 
“I can’t believe you made Kaz’s cane!” Nina exclaimed. “I can’t believe I didn’t know that!”
“I think Kaz likes to pretend that he was born as Dirtyhands with that cane in hand,” you smirked knowingly. “He doesn’t like people knowing that there was a Kaz Brekker before the Barrel.”
Nina set about making another pot of tea. “So, what happened when he came to pick it up.”
“Well, for starters, he didn’t come with any kruge in his pockets,” You remarked bitterly. “He told me he wasn’t going to pay me for it, but that he had something much more valuable.” 
Both Nina and Jesper rolled their eyes. “Of course he did. What was it?”
“An invitation to join The Dregs. He told me that my skills were invaluable and that if I agreed to join his gang I’d have a roof over my head, the opportunity to earn more money than I could even begin to comprehend and the one thing that I couldn’t seem to find no matter how hard I tried: security.”
“And you accepted?”
“I did. I hate to admit it but it didn’t take much convincing on Kaz’s part.” 
“And here you are,” Nina beamed. 
“Here I am.” 

Little did you know, Dirtyhands himself was perched at the top of the staircase, the cane in question balancing across his legs. He had been listening to your account of how you met for the better part of half an hour, eyes squeezed shut as though this would enable him to travel back in time and actually relive the moment. To this day, you had no idea how much that day had meant to him, the spark he felt upon meeting you. If he hadn’t taken such a shine to you, he probably would have paid you for the cane, but he knew he couldn’t let you go once he’d met you. Not that he’d ever tell you any of this. Most days, he could hardly even admit it to himself and he much preferred living in a state of ignorant bliss, allowing himself to believe that he’d offered you a place within the ranks of The Dregs for investment purposes only. 

It would be a cold day in hell before he told you how he really felt.

kaz brekker be like “i know a place” and then destroy the ride before getting there only to reveal it was a decoy

“I will have you without armour Kaz Brekker. Or I will not have you at all.”

inej:is that one of my knives

jesper, cutting his plate on it in half:no

So something really strange and extremely lucky happened today.

I was playing Nintendo with my brother and it was 9:40 pm and then I got this e-mail from Shadow and Bone. I had completely forgotten that I had signed up for something, then I looked at what was in the mail and I saw a zoom link to meet the cast.

Naturally I went crazy and it was in FIVE MINS and I was in my pyjamas (:

In short I got to see my first ever and up to this day still my biggest crush - Ben Barnes and of course all the brillant cast members, the amazing producers and one and only Leigh Bardugo

OMG PHOTOS OF THE CROWS ALL TOGETHER I’M SOBBING