#pagan memes
Dating/Living with a witch consists of:
- Them always smelling like sage/various herbs
- “My tarot says you’re a dumbass”
- “looK AT MY NEW CRYSTAL”
- “Don’t touch that please, it’s charging”- regarding crystals etc perched on numerous windowsills
- “I made this spell jar for you” x100
- Crystals being stored in their pockets/bra/bags
- Them doodling sigils on your class work etc.
- Annointing you and your things with various oils
- Them muttering intentions all day long as they do mundane things
- Candles, s o m a n y candles
- “Do you wanna come with me to leave this offering for the fae?”
- “I love you but we can’t go out tonight it’s a full moon and I need to recharge like everything”
- The usual breakfast question of: “Can I have your eggshells?”
- “What do you want for yoru birthday?” “Plants and/or crystals.”
- Banging of pots and pans and burning of cleansing herbs as they shriek at a stubborn spirit
- Way too many books on the craft
- Something is always burning
- “N o don’t blow it out! the disrespect. use this.”
- You: *picks up penny you found*
- Them: *smacks it out of your hand* “don’t accept gifts from the fae!”
- Having to listen to constant praise and admiration of the moon
Art does not belong to me!!!
If you’re in the broom closet and/or can’t afford crystals, books, or other tools of the craft, your practice is still valid and you’re still a witch! ♥️♥️♥️
I just tell em
“Don’t worry bout it”
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