#bianca di angelo
me starting a new book series: from years of experience and a general underdstanding that interesting plots don’t have happy endings, I know that some or many characters are going to die throughout the series and that I’m just going to have to accept that, because I also know that if there were no deaths then the books would be highly unrealistic and I’d stop enjoying them
favourite character:*dies*
me: *flipping a table* oKAY BUT DID IT HAVE TO BE THISONE?!?
Ryan Gosling fantastic performance in
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
camp half-blood realistic portraits part 1
disclaimer: these are not solely drawings. i used AI generation apps/websites (artbreeder and faceapp) to make them look realistic
thalia
luke
chiron
mr. d/dionysus
coach hedge
will
bianca
zoë
travis
connor
it’s familiar
nico:*exists*
jason:
Bianca Di AngelofromPercy Jackson sparks joy!
Nico, masking his depression and self hatred with exaggerated narcissism: I am the best.
Will, genuinely: You sure are!
Nico, trying not to cry: No wait-
Nico: Fuck you.
Will: Is that an insult or a to do list?
Frank: Ugh, my lips hurt.
Hazel:*kisses Frank’s chapped lips* There, I made it better!
Frank:*unable to form coherent sentences*
Will:*see’s how sweet Hazel and Frank are being* Nico, my lips hurt.
Nico:*steps on Will’s foot*
Will: Auch!
Nico: Well, now you’re not thinking about your hurting lips.
Blitzen: If I were a gardener I’d put our tu-lips together!
Hearth::)
Alex: If I were a gardener you’d be my hoe.
Magnus:Thanks.
“Sometimes when you intensely dislike a person, you just have to take comfort in the fact that one day, they will be dead.”
- Nico di Angelo, probably
Nico: Are you cooking?
Jason: I wanted to do something nice for you.
Nico: But instead you cooked?
Will: I love you.
Nico: Good choice.
Will, annoyed: Fuck you.
Nico: Better choice.
Will:
Will: wAIT A SECOND
Samirah: Okay, we’re at the window, what do you want?
Magnus: A falafel.
Alex: There’s no falafel on the menu.
Magnus: I want a falafel.
Samirah: Magnus, we’re at KFC.
Magnus: Quiero una falafel.
Jack: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up.
Percy: You’re so short, Nico. What can you see down there?
Nico: Everyone’s IQ.
How we see Jason: supportive and a protective friend, Solangelo #1 shipper, mature, soft boy.
How he actually is: dead.
Nico: Will and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s -
Will: - sentences.
Nico: Don’t interrupt me.
Magnus: We’ll stand together even in life and death.
Samirah: Probably death.
Alex: Death for sure.
Annabeth: What exactly is your plan?
Percy: I told you! Save everyone and get to camp safely.
Annabeth: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.
Jason: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Nico: To have a childhood.
Jason: I turned out just fine.
Nico: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Jason: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THERE.
Reyna: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.
Nico: Not to be over dramatic, but I’d rather die.
Nico: What am I allergic to?
Hazel: Pollen… and the full spectrum of human emotion.