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Demon hunters:

Damn I haven’t posted in a month my bad shawty

I’m so sorry I haven’t seen this before yesterday it’s not that I have a lot of requests I’ve just been busy. But onto the request

Until very recently most humans had not believed in demons or angels believing it to be no more than fiction. This rapidly changed once Divaolo opened up the devildom in hopes of peace between the three realms. This led to many becoming fearful and the church growing in size. Due to fear some humans who were backed by the church devoted their lives to destroying demons. Mc knew of the changes but was still shocked when visiting the human world.

Walking with one of the demon brothers past shops and stopping to look here and there. They wanted to take you somewhere they knew the others couldn’t tag along and ruin it for once however it seems the perfect day wouldn’t last. You both were stopped by a younger looking man with a crucifix in his hand. He started spewing prayers and whatnot and you could see your date wince some. You tired talking the random person down but they wouldn’t listen. Eventually seeing their prayers were not working the man walked closer and threw a rosary at the brother which seemed to burn the area it made contact with. Fueled by anger this stranger had hurt your boyfriend you used magic and hurtled them backwards. By now a scene had been created so you grabbed the brother and began walking away.

However the man determined to finish what he started pulled you backwards by your hair before you could realize what was happening. He pushed you to the ground where you hit your head among falling. Due to the stinging sensation and the blinding light of your s/o transforming it was a blur. One second a man stood in front of you and the next he was nothing but a pile of ash. The people around you screamed and ran in different directions some stepping on you. The brother simply picked you up and teleported the both of you to his room.

(Sorry if it’s short I’m kinda out of practice)

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Wed, 11 Aug 2021 18:23:48

Obey me Tweets:

(Depending on how they do I might make more)

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Tue, 06 Jul 2021 21:57:37

Dilfs

Mc(waking up Levi at like 3am) : so I just realized would Lucifer be a dilf?

Levi: mc what-

Mc: because Satan is his son technically…

Levi: I- I’m going back to sleep mc

*at breakfast*

Mc: *thinking*

Amso: Mc are you alright you look stressed?

Mc: I am just have an existential crisis nothing to worry about

Mammon: Mc?! Whaddya mean nothing to worry about

Mc: I am just coming to the conclusion that Lucifer is a dilf and I’m not sure how to feel about it

The brothers: …..

Mc: See it’s confusing wait-

Mc: would that make Solomon a gilf

Lucifer: Do I even want to know what you are talking about?

Levi: Probably not

First time posting in forever and it’s dumb shit anyway have a cat

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Mon, 28 Jun 2021 08:32:08

My personal Obey Me Rabbit hole of theories

(Spoiler Warning for Lesson 36)

(So I haven’t updated in forever but finals are done and I’m on break so hopefully I should have more frequent posts now)

I like learning about things so go on a journey with me to learn about demonology and whatnot. So remember that post I made about the circles of hell? And how obey me has the circles according to Lucifer referencing them? Well I’ve found some more stuff.

So based on what the story and other characters have told us Solomon has made 73 pacts so far (I believe before coming to devildom) Going off this we can assume that our Solomon is based of the biblical character King Solomon. (I believe it’s said he’s king Solomon in one lesson but I honestly can’t remember which)

Why I bring this up is because in the mid 17th Century a book was published titled “The Lesser Key of Solomon”. It was an anonymously published series of grimoires about demonology. It’s where we get a lot of information about demonic rituals and practices. This book claims to have been written by King Solomon but considering it takes a lot of information from the 16th century it’s speculated if that’s entirely true. It tells us how Solomon got his powers and how we could do it as well.

The book is divided into five sections:

1.Ars Goetia- it contains descriptions of 72 demons King Solomon supposedly had control over

2.Ars Theurgia Goetia- The second part explains names, powers , and characteristics of 31 aerial spirts Solomon had summoned and controlled.

3.Ars Paulina- It was apparently discovered by the apostle Paul and has two chapters. Both chapters deal with angels and how you deal with them as well as their powers.

4.Ars Almadel- This part is basically telling us how to make Almadel, which is a wax tablet with protective symbols drawn on it. It tells us about seals and rituals if you want to summon demons and which angels to summon if you fuck it up.

5.Ars Notoria- Mainly comprised of prayers to attain knowledge for example. It also details the rituals you would need to practice.

~~Fuck now I forgot what I was thinking about~~

Uh let me know if you want more stuff like this I guess

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Wed, 16 Jun 2021 13:54:44

Resident Evil: Village

(Bros)

*Spoilers*

Lucifer:

- He doesn’t get the big deal about some silly mortal game until mc ~~drags~~asks him to play it with them

- He spent ten minutes going through every tiny detail in the Winter’s home

- He did not like our wife Mia but he also didn’t know what happened in Resident Evil 7 so he’s really confused or the majority of the game

- Oh you know he loves the castle ~~because like who wouldn’t~~

- He isn’t horrible at the game but he takes it agonizingly slow at times

- it took him ten minutes to leave the village once the gate unlocked

- Lady Dimitrescu is relatable to him honestly

- Does he find her hot? Well he doesn’t strike me as a milf connoisseur but I could be wrong

- He had fun playing the game but mc he has better things to do ~~he just was sad about what happened to lady d~~

- Oh he hated the doll house area with the babies

- He really didn’t care that much about what happened after Lady Dimitrescu died ~~same tho~~

- like I said before when we learn Ethan I like infected and died at the bakers house he doesn’t get it

- He would have preferred a different out come but hey he didn’t make the game

Mammon:

- Oh he hates this but gave him puppy dog eyes and he’s weak to that

- “Oh this is nice…fucking shit she got shot”

- Mammon wasn’t ready and since he wanted to get this game done with he didn’t do much investigating

- Dead crow… mc why… why must you do this to him

- Looks like he might actually cry

- No! More dead crows!

- He got up and left ~~totally not to cry~~

- You promised him not more dead crows so he reluctantly agreed to play again

- That was a mistake

- He wasted all his bullets on the monsters for that cutscene

- Got attached to every npc we meet

- When he saw the castle his skills came in handy

- He was actually pretty good at running and hiding from enemies

- Did not like Lady Dimitrescu mainly because she scared him

- Oh a nice shack….

- Yeah after the baby monster thing he won’t pick the game back up

Levi:

- He’s played all the resident evil so he was the most competent at playing

- He may or may not have speed run it without you so he knows the story already

- Both of you want to be steped on by Lady Dimitrescu

- He doesn’t die once

- Doesn’t want to leave the castle

- You guys kinda just play around with mods for the game

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Thu, 20 May 2021 23:10:47

Babysitting

Lucifer : Levi, keep an eye on Mammon today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. 

Levi: Sure, I’d love to see Mammon get punched. 

Lucifer : Try again. 

Levi, sighing: I will stop Mammon from getting punched.

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Sun, 18 Apr 2021 20:37:52

Man ‍♀️

Mc: Yes I am a bitch just not yours

Solomon: Oohh yes get them mc

Mc: I’m talking to you dumbass

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Sun, 18 Apr 2021 20:29:14

The Commercial

Solomon: Are you to short for respect to come to you naturally?

(Camera Pans over to Luke and Mc looking unimpressed)

Solomon: Well have I got the product for you now patten pending “Knife Hat”

Mc: I don’t know about this Solomon-

Solomon: Shhhh! Of course you do!

Luke: No Solomon you never told us what we came here for.

Solomon: (ignoring them) Knife hat solves all your problems! With just three payments of $19.99 it can be yours!

Divaolo, Simeon, and Lucifer watching from the corner: …….

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Tue, 06 Apr 2021 16:14:16

Shower thought

So like remember how in um lesson 9 I think or whichever lesson it was here mc, mammon, satan, and Lucifer had to go to the human world? Well in that Lucifer said they could go through like the 9 circles but he doubts mc would handle it mentally. That’s a jab at Dante’s inferno (Actually it’s just “Inferno” by Dante Alighieri) right?

For those of you that don’t know it’s basically this dude, Dante, being lead through the “layers” or “circles” of hell. They get progressively worse the further you go down. The circles also are split up kinda between sins but not exactly because the first circle is just for those who were good people but didn’t believe in god or whatever. The last circle is for the traitors of history Lucifer/Satan is waist deep in a frozen lake of fire I believe (yeah it’s kinda confusing).

Here’s a good diagram of it I found on google

Anyway moving on from my explanation…. does that mean the “circles” exist in the obey me universe or was it a clever reference? I mean to be fair I’m lazy and I’ve been trying to get my cards leveled high so I haven’t progressed much in the story but I found it interesting. Plus learning can be fun right?