#toa meme
Reyna: Why’d you kill him?
Nico: I wanted him dead
Reyna *nods*: That’s fair
Will *was also part of the conversation*: How is that fair?
Riordanverse Characters as things I have done/said: Part 4
Lester/Apollo: Corn is fascinating…
Lester/Apollo: Observe
Lester/Apollo: *squishes corn*
Lester/Apollo: Fascinating
Chiron: Can you tell the whole camp why you’re late?
Nico: *sighs*
Nico: Somebody told me to go to hell
Nico: Couldn’t find it at first
Nico: But I’m here now
Will: You look so tired, did you get any sleep?
Nico: Yeah, I got a solid eight minutes
Will:
Nico: Not consecutively, but it was there
Will:
Nico: It’s fine, you’re not even that blurry
Riordanverse Characters as things I have done/said: Part 3
Will: *tries to scare Nico*
Nico *unbothred* If you were trying to scare me, I’ll have you know you just farted
Will: There’s only one thing worse than dying
Will: *rips paper to reveal ‘Nico’ above 'dying’
Nico *nodding*: Myself
Will: NO-
You know what I want? I WANT A CHILD OF DIONYSUS. A child of Dionysus who can make anything and anyone go crazy. Who can inflict madness on someone. Even better? If the powers are emotionally triggered. Made them mad? Boom. Not even sure if you’re real. Hurt someone they care about? They drive you into insanity. And only Mr. D himself can restrain them from hurting anyone. ✨immaculate✨
Leo: It’s nice to be wanted sometimes, you know?
Chiron: NOT BY THE GOVERNMENT-
Nico: I hate it when people ask me if I’m still gay
Nico: Like what am I supposed to say?
Nico: “No, not any more. My gay card expired last week and I forgot to replace it”?
Will: Nico
Will: It’s three a.m
Lester/Apollo *sees a child climbing up a 15 foot tree and falls*: Where are the adults?
Lester/Apollo *realizes it’s Meg*: Wha- I’M THE ADULT
Dionysus *points at candle*: That smells like Fireball
Chiron: Us non-alcoholics call that “cinnamon”
AU where Lester/Apollo dies and the last words in the book were “I want to feel human one last time. What’s more human than dying?”
Will *panicking*: Nico, your bleeding!
Nico *completely calm*: Don’t worry, it’s not my blood
Jason: Hey Will, are you free on Friday, around 8 PM?
Will: Uh, yeah
Jason: What about you?
Nico: Yes?
Jason: Great, cause I’m not. Go on without me and enjoy your date!
Nico: Did he just-
Songs that remind me of Riordanverse Characters: Part 1
This is literally Solangelo. I mean look at the chorus:
Don’t let me stop you running free
Just save a second thought for me
And if I ever seem overprotective
It’s ‘cause I don’t wanna wake up without you
Don’t let me stop you running free
Just don’t get burned in the heat
I’m sorry if this sounds a little selfish It’s just
I don’t wanna wake up without you
Also, I just found this song on my Spotify Discover Weekly, and I don’t think this band is very popular, so here’s and “underground song”. Just listen to it, it’s .
Here’s what I did instead of pay attention to the first part of my class
