#hoo fandom
jason, handing leo a present: I got you one that says “5” because I know you like math. and 5 is a number :)
leo, trying with extreme difficulty not to roast jason: woooooow
nico:…and that’s the moment when it all went wrong. It’s all been downhill ever since my sister died. yeah, some days are easier than others but most of the time I wish I was never even born
employee: sir, this is a mcdonald’s drive thru
can you believe people used to act like jason was the straight one of the seven while the whole time he was in love with leo????
Annabeth: Percy texted me yesterday and said “your adorable” and I replied with “no YOU’RE adorable”
Grover: And?
Annabeth: He proposed this morning. Our wedding is in a month. All I did is correct him but I love him so I’m not gonna say anything.
Riordanverse Characters as things I have done/said: Part 2
Leo: *comes back from dentist appointment*
Leo: WOOHOO! No cavities!
Leo: *celebrates by buying chocolate cookies and muffins*
You know what I want? I WANT A CHILD OF DIONYSUS. A child of Dionysus who can make anything and anyone go crazy. Who can inflict madness on someone. Even better? If the powers are emotionally triggered. Made them mad? Boom. Not even sure if you’re real. Hurt someone they care about? They drive you into insanity. And only Mr. D himself can restrain them from hurting anyone. ✨immaculate✨
Riordanverse Characters as things I have done/said: Part 1
Leo: *moves to a different room with no noise and distractions to try to focus*
Nico: *enters room and starts practicing on the piano*
Leo: *starts vibing to Mozart*
Riordanverse Headcannons: Part 1
Whenever Hazel gets any candy, like chocolate or gummies, anything sweet, she goes crazy. She runs around camp giggling at the most random things for no reason. The first time this happened, Frank had to put her in a room to drain all her energy. Then after that, she falls asleep for like ten hours straight.
Leo: It’s nice to be wanted sometimes, you know?
Chiron: NOT BY THE GOVERNMENT-
Hazel: *yawns*
Frank: Yeah, being cute must be tiring
Hazel *tilts head*: Then you must be exhausted
Percy *from the other side of the room*:Awwwwwh
Dionysus *points at candle*: That smells like Fireball
Chiron: Us non-alcoholics call that “cinnamon”
Jason Grace Halfborn Gunderson
The Jock/Nerd Paradox
Riordanverse Headcannons: Part 4
Percy makes use of his College Literary Classes by using Shakespeare’s insults. For example, he frequently uses:
-There is not ugly a fiend of hell as thou shalt be (King John)
-Out of my eyes! Thou dost infect my eyes (Richard III)
-I was searching for a fool when I found you (As You Like It)
-Thou hast no more brains than I have in mine elbows (Troilus and Cressida)
*Annabeth is annoyed with Percy*
Percy: *knocks on door*
Annabeth: What are you doing here?
Percy *standing in the pouring rain*: I’m so sorry please forgive me
Annabeth: It’s not raining
Percy: *turns hose off*
i hope y'all that want a hoo adaptation are aware of the fact that so much of it would need to be rewritten for it to be actually good. hoo is a convoluted mess and the adaptation would probably end up being VERY loosely based on the original because of everything that would need to be fixed
