#tua diego
Allison after she sees Klaus’ rehab bracelet:
Klaus: *does drugs in Diego’s car after Dave dies*
Diego: Ok, but just so you know, I’m judging you.
Klaus who is higher than a turtle’s life expectancy: NoT iF I JuDgE yOu FiRsT
Diego:
Klaus: *comes downstairs at 8 am in a black skirt with rainbow suspenders, a HUMAN crop top, and giant rainbow heels*
Five: Wow Klaus. You look more gay before 9:00 am than most people do all day.