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I’m fascinated to know what is the bra size of your new editor - Lace Cups - can you spill?Well it h

I’m fascinated to know what is the bra size of your new editor - Lace Cups - can you spill?

Well it had to be asked I suppose. Loving your use of the word spill btw. I’d also like to thank the kindly gentleman who suggested I take the alias Momma Cup. Not going to happen.

Nonetheless, in the spirit of full disclosure I’m happy to reveal I’m a plumptious 40D. I’m still carrying plenty of baby weight and hoping that continuing to lactate - through altruistic milk donation - might shrink me back. But if I’m this size forever I’m sure I can live with it. Keep the questions coming, they really do make our blog.


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princvsx:

anonymously (or not) ask me any question you’d like to know about me

I’m back now (finally)

So, please, ask me something you’d like to know about me

Also a reminder that my requests are OPEN and you can request oneshots, drabbles, headcannons… I’m going to update the fandoms I’m writing for tonight or tomorrow (hopefully)

wowlfie:

  • 1: Full name
  • 2: Age
  • 3: 3 Fears
  • 4: 3 things I love
  • 5: 4 turns on
  • 6: 4 turns off
  • 7: My best friend
  • 8: Sexual orientation
  • 9: My best first date
  • 10: How tall am I
  • 11: What do I miss
  • 12: What time were I born
  • 13: Favourite color
  • 14: Do I have a crush
  • 15: Favourite quote
  • 16: Favourite place
  • 17: Favourite food
  • 18: Do I use sarcasm
  • 19: What am I listening to right now
  • 20: First thing I notice in new person
  • 21: Shoe size
  • 22: Eye color
  • 23: Hair color
  • 24: Favourite style of clothing
  • 25: Ever done a prank call?
  • 27: Meaning behind my URL
  • 28: Favourite movie
  • 29: Favourite song
  • 30: Favourite band
  • 31: How I feel right now
  • 32: Someone I love
  • 33: My current relationship status
  • 34: My relationship with my parents
  • 35: Favourite holiday
  • 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
  • 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
  • 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
  • 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
  • 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
  • 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
  • 42: When did I last hold hands?
  • 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
  • 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
  • 45: Where am I right now?
  • 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
  • 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
  • 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
  • 49: Am I excited for anything?
  • 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
  • 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
  • 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
  • 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
  • 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
  • 55: What is something I disliked about today?
  • 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 57: What do I think about most?
  • 58: What’s my strangest talent?
  • 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
  • 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 61: What was the last lie I told?
  • 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 64: Do I believe in magic?
  • 65: Do I believe in luck?
  • 66: What’s the weather like right now?
  • 67: What was the last book I’ve read?
  • 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
  • 69: Do I have any nicknames?
  • 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
  • 71: Do I spend money or save it?
  • 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
  • 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
  • 74: Favourite animal?
  • 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
  • 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
  • 78: How can you win my heart?
  • 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
  • 80: What is my favorite word?
  • 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
  • 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
  • 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
  • 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
  • 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 86: What is my current desktop picture?
  • 87: Had sex?
  • 88: Bought condoms?
  • 89: Gotten pregnant?
  • 90: Failed a class?
  • 91: Kissed a boy?
  • 92: Kissed a girl?
  • 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
  • 94: Had job?
  • 95: Left the house without my wallet?
  • 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
  • 97: Had sex in public?
  • 98: Played on a sports team?
  • 99: Smoked weed?
  • 100: Did drugs?
  • 101: Smoked cigarettes?
  • 102: Drank alcohol?
  • 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
  • 104: Been overweight?
  • 105: Been underweight?
  • 106: Been to a wedding?
  • 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
  • 109: Been outside my home country?
  • 110: Gotten my heart broken?
  • 111: Been to a professional sports game?
  • 112: Broken a bone?
  • 113: Cut myself?
  • 114: Been to prom?
  • 115: Been in airplane?
  • 116: Fly by helicopter?
  • 117: What concerts have I been to?
  • 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 119: Learned another language?
  • 120: Wore make up?
  • 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
  • 122: Had oral sex?
  • 123: Dyed my hair?
  • 124: Voted in a presidential election?
  • 125: Rode in an ambulance?
  • 126: Had a surgery?
  • 127: Met someone famous?
  • 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
  • 129: Peed outside?
  • 130: Been fishing?
  • 131: Helped with charity?
  • 132: Been rejected by a crush?
  • 133: Broken a mirror?
  • 134: What do I want for birthday?
  • 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
  • 136: Was I named after anyone?
  • 137: Do I like my handwriting?
  • 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
  • 139: Favourite Tv Show?
  • 140: Where do I want to live when older?
  • 141: Play any musical instrument?
  • 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
  • 143: Favourite pizza toping?
  • 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
  • 145: Am I afraid of heights?
  • 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
  • 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  • 148: What I’m really bad at
  • 149: What my greatest achievments are
  • 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
  • 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
  • 152: What do I like about myself
  • 153: My closest Tumblr friend
  • 154: Something I fantasise about
  • 155: Any question you’d like?

master-pandy:

Anonymous asked:
How can I stop myself from cumming while edging. Whenever I think I’m close I’ll stop touching then still cum.

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Tough one to answer as I don’t know your body and everyone is different.

First suggestion would be to stop touching sooner - don’t wait until you think you’re close, stop before you even get to that point.

When you stop, distract yourself with something else. Take deep breaths, open your eyes and try to relax.

If you have a cock, you can squeeze the head before you orgasm, which should stop it in its tracks.

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vangoghstudies:

reblog if it’s 100% okay for your followers to message you and tell you how productive they’ve been or how they aced a final exam or even just talk about their new study supplies 

Tell me about anything you want from you grades to your crushes✨ I am super lonely and would love to meet new friends

For the next 15 minutes, I will be able to answer your questions/ concerns. You can ask me anything, except anything sexual or asking me for photos.

mushroom-cookie-bears:

send me a character and i’ll list:

  • favorite thing about them
  • least favorite thing about them
  • favorite line
  • brOTP
  • OTP
  • nOTP
  • random headcanon
  • unpopular opinion
  • song i associate with them
  • favorite picture of them

femmme:

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

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ask-me-mes:

Alisons:Sexuality? 

Amaranth:Pronouns/Gender? 

Amaryllis:Birthday? 

Anemone: Favorite flower? 

Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show? 

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger? 

Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes? 

Aubrieta: Favorite drink? 

Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 

Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love? 

Baneberries: Favorite song? 

Basket of Gold: Describe your family. 

Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it? 

Begonia: Favorite color? 

Bellflower: Favorite animal? 

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person? 

Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?

Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? 

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children? 

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why? 

Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood. 

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth?  

Buttercup: Relationship Status? 

Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go? 

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved? 

Canna: Do you have any tattoos?  

Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings?  

California Poppy:Height?  

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts? 

Carnation: What are you currently wearing?  

Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight? 

Chives: Who was the last person you hugged?  

Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed?

Cock’s Comb: Favorite font? 

Columbine:Are you tired? 

Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to? 

Coneflower: Dream job? 

Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert? 

Crocus: Have you ever been in love? 

Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about? 

Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it? 

Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign? 

Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering? 

Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment? 

Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)?  

Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to?

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at? 

Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at? 

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month? 

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today? 

Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life? 

Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two? 

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life? 

Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed?  

Hellebore: How do you show affection? 

Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of? 

Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day. 

Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time?  

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them?

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything?

Laceleaf: How many friends do you have?

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? 

Larkspur: What do you think of yourself? 

Lavender:What’s your favorite thing about yourself? 

Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?  

Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child? 

Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid? 

Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for? 

Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about?  

Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name? 

Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it. 

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up? 

Mugworts:What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years?  

Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom.

Onions: Tell about your dad.  

Orchid: Tell about your grandparents. 

Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable? 

Peony: What was your first job? 

Petunia:If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any? 

Pincushion: How do you deal with pain? 

Pink: Where is home? 

Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change? 

Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them. 

Primrose:Describe your ideal life. 

Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child? 

Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life? 

Rose: What’s your favorite sound? 

Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory? 

Sage: What’s your least favorite memory? 

Snapdragon:At this moment, what do you want?  

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things? 

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without? 

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night? 

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning? 

Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job? 

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing? 

Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic.  

Tulip:What would be the best present to get you? 

Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now? 

Wisteria:How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called? 

Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year?

Yarrow: Do you know what vore is?

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself.

JUST SAW A THING ON FB ALLEGING THAT THURSDAYS ARE FOR SHOUTING, WHICH SEEMS APPROPRIATE, I FEEL VERY SHOUTY TODAY

HERE ARE SOME OF MY SHOUTY THOUGHTS: 

  • FUCKING MERCURY
  • DO NOT FEEL LIKE WRITING
  • ANXIOUS ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I SHOULD BE WRITING
  • DO NOT FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING
  • ANXIOUS ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I SHOULD BE DOING
  • I HAVE JURY DUTY MONDAY

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG THIS WITH YOUR SHOUTY FEELINGS, OR SEND ME ASKS TO BE ANSWERED IN A SHOUTY FASHION! SHARE SOME SHOUT-WORTHY NEWS!

OR JUST RANT FOR A WHILE, IDK, SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY NEEDS THAT TODAY. 

So how is everyone doing? Think we should have another Q&A session. What do you think? Hit me up! Fill my submissions inbox and let’s have some fun!

hi i’ve opened up my inbox so you can ask me questions anonymously and stuff 

here it is 

Alright!

So, I turn 23 in like 10 days. So let’s have an advice Q&A.

Do you need advice about something? Just want to vent? Want to spread good news? Need a pep talk? Well put it in an ask and let’s go.


It doesn’t have to be about schooling or ADHD, just general questions are okay too!

I will post funny funny things you will be happy I will be happy

Thank you

Asks are open, so please feel free to send me anything (questions, posts, etc) I would LOVE to hear from y’all, wether it’s a conversation about s5 or 6, or personal-let’s go! And I also take short one shot requests if they’re SFW

I made this account a year ago around now (it was actually around mid May but I forgot ) but I just wanna say TYSM to all of my followers (1.7K now!) and thanks for being here for a year. Ily all of you, so feel free to send asks or dms anytime. I love interacting with all of you (and.. I do take fanfic prompt requests if they’re SFW) so like-go for it! I wanna give back to say thank you for everyone here!!

98lislis:

underratedwonder-deactivated202:

Nuove domande per ammazzare il tempo in quarantena

  1. Hai mai fatto sesso sul sedile posteriore di un auto?
  2. Hai mai mandato messaggi piccanti mentre eri a lavoro?
  3. Hai mai fatto sesso nonostante i tuoi genitori (o coinquilini) fossero nell’altra stanza?
  4. Hai mai usato delle manette?
  5. Ti sei mai masturbato di fronte al tuo partner?
  6. Ti hanno mai soffocato durante il rapporto?
  7. Hai mai indossato biancheria intima sexy?
  8. Hai mai inviato foto di te nudo/a?
  9. Hai mai avuto un/una trombamico/a?
  10. Hai mai provato il sesso anale?
  11. Sei mai stato ferito in seguito ad un rapporto aggressivo?
  12. Hai mai fatto sesso all’aperto?
  13. Hai mai guardato del porno con qualcuno?
  14. Hai mai baciato diverse persone in una sola notte?
  15. Sei mai tornato a casa la mattina presto dopo una notte di sesso? (walk of shame)
  16. Hai mai filmato un tuo rapporto?
  17. Hai mai fatto (o ricevuto) una lap dance?
  18. Hai mai fatto sesso con qualcuno senza sapere il suo nome?
  19. Hai mai fatto sesso in un bagno pubblico?
  20. Hai mai giocato a strip poker?
  21. L’hai mai fatto sotto la doccia?
  22. Conosci il tuo…sapore?
  23. Sei mai stato/a bendato/a?
  24. Hai mai sculacciato qualcuno?
  25. Hai mai fatto giochi di ruolo?
  26. Sei mai uscito/a senza biancheria intima?
  27. Hai mai avuto una sveltina?
  28. Hai mai indossato una ball gag? (bavaglio formato da una pallina e una cinta, solitamente in cuoio)
  29. Hai mai avuto un’avventura di una notte?
  30. Hai mai usato un linguaggio piccante durante il rapporto?
  31. Hai mai usato uno strap-on?
  32. Hai mai avuto un rapporto a tre?
  33. L’hai mai fatto per telefono?
  34. Hai mai fatto sesso di fronte ad altre persone?
  35. Hai mai usato un vibratore? (con o senza il partner)
  36. Hai mai indossato un butt plug?
  37. Hai mai usato un’altalena? (altalena fissata al soffitto ideata per due)
  38. Hai mai fatto sesso in classe o in ufficio?
  39. Hai mai fatto il bagno nudo/a?
  40. Ti hanno mai tirato i capelli durante il rapporto?
  41. Sei mai stato/a preso/a con tanta forza da non poterti muovere sotto il tuo partner?
  42. Hai mai fatto sesso da ubriaco/a?
  43. Hai mai avuto rapporti sotto l’effetto di stupefacenti?
  44. Hai mai avuto cinque orgasmi in un giorno solo?
  45. Hai mai fatto sesso di mattina appena sveglio/a?
  46. Hai mai mangiato qualcosa direttamente dal corpo nudo del tuo partner?
  47. Hai mai usato cera bollente?
  48. Hai mai indossato biancheria aperta sulle parti intime?
  49. L’hai mai fatto sul pavimento?
  50. L’hai mai fatto di fronte ad uno specchio?

SCATENATEVI

PROVIAMO CON QUESTO

RIPROPONGO DAI

GUYS!!!!! I just hit 200 follows and that’s just all kinds of amazing. I honestly thought I would only get 5 maybe 10 at a push but 200? Truly blown away right now. So I just wanted to say a massive THANK YOU to every one and to celebrate I am opening up my inbox so feel free to ask me anything and I mean anything.

Want to know about me? Ask away.

Want to talk about my writing? Go for it.

Want to talk about the most random and out there thing like if cats had thumbs would humanity be enslaved? I’m up for it.

Anything and everything, whatever you desire.

Ask me Anything. Literally anything.

Relationship questions?

Sex questions?

Addiction?

Depression? Anxiety?

Career and school questions?

Multicultural or feminist counseling?

Counseling psychotheories of change?

You want my world famous guacamole recipie? I’ll fucking give it to you if you ask, bitch.

My inbox will be open all day.

I’ll answer literally every question tonight.

Newsfeed #93 January 6, 2018 (6 Narvinyë)I AM THRANDUIL: THE SAGA OF THRANDUIL GOES TO TWITTER.The l

Newsfeed #93 January 6, 2018 (6 Narvinyë)

I AM THRANDUIL: THE SAGA OF THRANDUIL GOES TO TWITTER.

The last Q&A on Facebook was successful (for me, I had a small audience both times and for a shy person, that was cool). Now the true test: Twitter.

The anticipation is over–for now. The Date of the Twitter Q&A will be:

SATURDAY, JANUARY 27, 2018 at 12:00-2:00 PM (CDT–US Time) : https://twitter.com/tkwrtrilogy

It will be EXCLUSIVELYaboutBook II: The Saga of Thranduil (the first complete book of the Trilogy and its extended version).

Hashtags (Twitter) some: 

IAMTHRANDUIL/Thranduil/thesagaofthranduil/tkwrtrilogy/middleearth/jmmiller

Ask Me Anything (within reason) about Book II: The Saga of Thranduil. Maybe something about The Kingdom of the Woodland Realm Trilogy–like how the heck did this thing happen and why–who knows.

If you haven’t read either version:

Once this is done, everything goes to Book I: The Epic of Eryn Galen (while I finish editing the two drafts of both versionsofBook II: The Saga of Thranduil). When that one is done, there will be a release of Book I/Book II–same for Book III: The Last Tale of Legolas Lasgalen. Each book will be released individually before they are released together.

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Until then (and maybe before, should something change), Namárië.

Images: ©2012, 2013, 2014. Warner Brothers Pictures. The Hobbit: The Unexpected Journey, The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug, The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies. All Rights Reserved.


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