#avengers meme
Peter Parker: Let’s get a birthday cake.
Loki: But neither of us have birthdays this month.
Peter Parker: The cake won’t know.
Loki: Valid point, let’s get two.
Learning How to Drive with Loki, Peter Parker and Steve
{Theory}
Steve: So, you’re driving and Thor and Peter walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Loki: Oh, definitely Thor. I could never hurt the Spiderchild.
Steve, trying not to sigh: The brakes, Loki. You hit the brakes.
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{Responding to Hand Signals}
[after hijacking one of Tony’s cars to prove Steve wrong (obviously bringing Peter along)]
Loki: You see Spiderchild, I’m an amazing driver
[someone on the street flips Loki off]
Loki: I’m going to run him over, don’t tell the Soldier
Peter Parker: MR LOKI NO!
Loki: MR LOKI YES!
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{Reverse Gear}
[after running over the rude pedestrian]
Peter Parker: Is he dead?
Loki:No
Loki: (proceeds to run over the pedestrian again then drives off with Peter)
stephan: would i rather be feared or loved?
stephan: easy. both.
tony, nodding: you want people to be afraid of how much they love you
stephan: what? no….
tony:
tony with tears in his eyes: im so lonely
tony: clint can u do a favor for me?
clint: *makes eye contact with tony*
clint: *turns off his hearing aids*
steve: raise ur hand if u hate bucky barnes
steve: *at the few people that rose their hands* well then, you can all eat my ass
bucky:
bucky: *slowly raises hand*
stephen and tony: *in a fight*
stephen: *storms off*
tony: *hurrying after him*
tony: goddamn it stephen, you know your legs are longer than mine