Lex is half-martian? Does that make Kon quarter-martian, is this how DC decided to explain Kon’s ‘mega-awesome’ TTK? (which he hasn’t used once during this run) or is it this universe exclusive stuff?
Does Lex know that he has a overgrown baby-boy?
WHY does KON call CLARK ‘SIR’??? D:<
Can somebody explain why action comics look so tremendously shit?
And yes, the cropping of this shit-page is also shit (i’m at war with gimp), and while it’s not intentional, it seemed kinda appropriate.
Green Lantern: My man, your former bestie took the kid, your spaceship, half the Fortress, and your holographic parent is sulky he’s not around more often.
Superman:
Green Lantern: See, where I come from, we call that a divorce.
Bruce starts pretty top heavy. Broad shoulders and big chest that narrows to lean hips and smaller legs. Over time, he evens out and his quads especially get bigger. Hips and waist stay snatched tho.
Diana is an hour glass shape, and my girl is beefy. Big chest, big arms, big legs- she’s just big. Her and Clark wear the same size clothing.
Clark is also beefy, but not nearly as shapely as the other two. He’s kinda chubby, and always had a dad bod, which gets more pronounced with age. Soft, friendly. Not at all intimidating
Dick is bottom heavy. Long neck, narrow shoulders, small chest, and wide hips with powerful legs bc of all his flips and shit. Obviously caked up we all know that
Barb has a medium build. Her and Dick are about the same size, but her weight is more evenly distributed. Not nearly as cakey, unfortunately. Post killing joke, her strength gets concentrated in her arms, but she does what she can to maintain her leg strength.
Jason is built like a fucking brick. Strongck. Birthing hips on that mf
Tim starts as a tiny rectangle and develops into a slightly larger rectangle. Lean is the word. And he’s fast. Deceptively strong.
I honestly don’t know with Damian. He’s just built like..a kid? But a strong kid? And I guess he ends up similar to Bruce? Idk. I think Damian mostly looks like Talia, but I don’t think he’d get her body necessarily.
Jon and Conner never quite reach Clark’s size, and both are a bit leaner. Jon inherits the non threatening softness though, Conner is more angular.
All the speedsters are lanky. And I mean lanky.Thin. Like, turn sideways and disappear skinny. I think their powers take more of an obvious toll on them then other metas, and they’re all constantly eating just to like, survive.
Billy Batson is a skinny, not at all muscular kid. Captain Marvel, however, is a fucking mountain. Taller and wider than Clark. Like, noticeably so. Just an absolute Unit of a man. He’s a tank.
I have a headcanon that having anyone in the batfam fall asleep on you, whether it’s each other a friend or partner, it’s the same rules as having a cat on your lap. No matter what, you don’t get up.
I just imagine Tim falling asleep on Connor and Clark text him to do something and Connor’s like, “Sorry, can’t.” and when asked why, he tells him Tim’s asleep on him, Clark understands immediately.
Wally’s hungry but can’t get anything but can’t because Dick fell asleep on him
Roy needs to pee but Jason is asleep against him
Selena needs to feed her cats but Bruce is out cold with his head on her lap.
And so on.
And like if they wake up if you do get up, they won’t say anything but they gave you this sad sleepy look that just shatters your heart. They aren’t aware they do this.
DON’T TALK TO ME. SUPERBOY ACTUALLY INVITED CAMERON TO THE WEDDING.
AND HE CAUGHT THE BOUQUET ARE YOU SERIOUS.
this man got a DAY PASS FROM BEING LOCKED UP IN BELLE REVE AGAIN TO GO TO THIS FRENEMY’S WEDDING. this is all i could ask for. surrounded by 40+ superheroes. NOBODY BATTED AN EYE.
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