#earth signs
Taureans in Ravenclaw are constant contradictions. They are highly analytical and logical, yet they always seem to have their heads stuck in the clouds. They have a short attention span in subjects that bore them and often get called out by the Professor. But because of this, they do not get embarrassed easily and are able to laugh at themselves more than anyone. They are superbly patient and love to explain their theories and interests with friends but quickly go sour if they think their friend isn’t listening to them. Taureans live in the house that stresses knowledge over materials, yet they are a materialistic sign and therefore feel internally conflicted constantly. Expect them to be marvelous Hogwarts Professors in later years.
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In their Element
Fire ~ Aries, Leo, Sagittarius-Lush & Promising; strategy, mental agility, bloodlust, hedonism, self-actualisation, faith in the Universe of possibilities
Earth - Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn: Halcyon; Natural beauty, nourishment and nectarios, private healing rituals, bliss, attentive yet remote, curiously observant at a distance
Air - Gemini, Libra, Aquarius: Crafty Clandestine; quixocial, cultured conversation, perceptiveness and inclinations, well-read, romantic, coquette, present yet absent-minded
Water - Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces: Psychic Fevers; internal volatility, moonstruck, preoccupied, self-withdrawal and self-revival, inner wealth, lust, love, solitude, enchantment and apparitions
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Always remember:
Scorpio: Due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
Sagittariusat the therapist: Am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest
Hey! So it came to my attention that for the last chart roast I posted the image was a bit blurry so I’ll write it here.
ALSO if you want to be our next victim send me your chart in my ask box or message it to me
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Rising: Libra
Sun: Virgo
Moon: Scorpio
Mercury: Libra
Venus: Leo
Mars: Capricorn
Jupiter: Cancer
Saturn: Gemini
Uranus: Aquarius
Neptune: Aquarius
Pluto: Sagittarius
True Node: Cancer
Chiron: Sagittarius
ROAST AWAY! don’t be shy
I’m excited to see your creative and twisted minds
Cancer, singing randomly: Country roaaaaaads
Capricorn, joining: Take me hooooome
Cancer: If you insist
Capricorn: I bel- wait what- oh my god
Capricorn: That’s the dumbest pickup line ever
Aquarius:Do you play any sports?
Virgo:I run away from my feelings.
Gemini: So then I said it was KNIFE to see them, it was a great little pun-
Virgo: YOU THREW A SHARPENED BUTTER SPREADER AT THEIR TORSO
Aquarius: Don’t worry, I’m in STABle condition
Pisces:*sneezes*
Leo:[silence]
Pisces:You’re not even gonna say “bless you”?
Leo:I’m sitting with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.
Here is my birth chart!
Our next victim for our weekly chart roasting!
Send me your birth chart if you’d like to participate
Most importantly don’t forget to roast
Sagittarius: It’s okay, you don’t have to apologize.
Capricorn: I wasn’t apologi–
Sagittarius: Apology accepted.
Virgo: And the worst part is I had to have the breakup sex by myself
Leo: We have a different kind of chemistry
Capricorn: Ya like acid in the face
Gemini: Are you okay?
Cancer, lying face down on the floor: Yeah sure why do you ask
Hit me with your best shot :p
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I totally forgot to post this yesterday… I am SO sorry
This is our 3rd week of chart roasting how exciting! Let’s make this the best roast yet
Scorpio: My aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosies is about the black plague.
Libra: Fist me
Aquarius: I- what the fuck?
Libra: *Holds out hand for a first bump*
Aquarius: Right, that’s what you- right, okay, God, Jesus fucking Christ
Cancer: Truth or dare?
Gemini:Truth.
Cancer: How many hours of sleep did you get this week?
Gemini:Dare.
Cancer: Go to sleep.
Gemini: I don’t like this game.
Sexual Healing
Slow and sensual wins the race with Sun and Mars in earthy Capricorn.
I think earth signs are natural sexual/sensual healers. The Cappy brings the added energy of getting the job done well, several times even when it means denying himself in true ‘the job comes first’ Cappy fashion.
Pun intended.
He works overtime never asking for extra wages, finding pleasure in completing a task well done. All to the background sounds of a Jim Rhon on loop.
I couldn’t make this shit up folks. ♑
virgo sun, taurus moon, capricorn asc
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