♈♉♊♋♌♍ I personified the zodiac signs with the Lily Story app ♎♏♐♑♒♓

(Because I’m feeling intuitive)

ARIES: Thank you for smiling, even when you feel like punching a wall. You are inspiring, and even though you might not be in the brightest place at the moment, you have a fire burning inside yourself, brighter than any I have ever seen. Be annoyingly confident. I miss seeing your infectious happiness, it suits you, beautiful soul. 

TAURUS: The truth is that you, are some of the most passionate people in the world, offering your soul and your loyalty to the people you love and care for. You’ve met pain and you’ve met happiness, and because you are so wise and have such a high level of empathy, you only put out beauty, for people to take and enjoy, smile and have a good time. But never forget to take care of yourself, especially during this time period. 

GEMINI: Maybe take a nap. Have a coffee, buy some flowers and call a friend on your way back home. I think you’re feeling tired. I think you’re feeling disconnected, and that’s fine. We all go through ups and downs, but don’t forget that the only person you are responsible for is yourself. Stop putting yourself go through hurricanes of drama and exhaustion. 

CANCER: It’s true, life is full of fake, miserable people, looking forward to ruining your day, your relationships or your destiny. But you’ve got a magical energy about yourself, and your intuition is at it’s highest. Tap into it and start cleaning up your mind, soul and relationships. If you don’t trust yourself, who will? Make decisions for yourself. Do what you want to do. 

LEO: Hot girl summer. Read it again. 

VIRGO: Perhaps you’re out of inspiration. Perhaps that’s what’s missing, the reason you might feel a bit off. Perhaps you should just sit down and look at some great examples of people who changed the world, to get yourself back on track, as you aspire to be one of them as well. Explore new ideas, fresh concepts and have intellectually stimulating conversations. 

LIBRA: Regrets won’t get you anywhere in life. Only choosing to fight for what you love will help. It’s hard to know where to start from, but it’s not impossible. The problem with you is that you’re making yourself way too comfortable. Break out of your comfort zone. Make justice for yourself. Motivate yourself. Don’t underestimate your potential. 

SCORPIO: Go date/befriend Leo

SAGITTARIUS: I know travelling is quite impossible at this time and moment but maybe pamper yourself a bit. Buy that clothing item, try that new food, leave that toxic person, drink that wine, read that book, play that song. And after all of this, remember that travelling won’t be banned forever so take a seat and continue planning that perfect trip for when the Pandemic will be over (and take me with you, please)

CAPRICORN: Feeling like walking on thin ice much? Totally get that. You’re lacking some good conversation. Go and speak your mind to someone who can listen. Someone who is on the same wavelength as you. And you know exactly who this person is. 

AQUARIUS: I think you need a friend. Perhaps you already have friends, but it still feels like you need “a friend”. Have you ever thought that this friend might be yourself? How many things do you know about yourself? And how many more things can you find out? I’d say it’s worth trying to answer these two questions. 

PISCES: You love to love. So go love. Love the clouds, love the sun, love that special someone. But love yourself more. 

Zodiac men when they like you (not love you, let’s make that fact clear)

Aries: when an Aries man likes you he will be pretty obvious about it. He will mostly reveal his crush by being quite touchy with you, teasing you or even annoying you, hence they have a fiery personality and sign. They might be shy but not like Pisces shy yk

Taurus: Taurus men normally have a flirtatious nature to them, since their planet is literally Venus, however when one of them likes you they will go the extra mile to show you that they are down to being devoted to you and building a relationship with you. They will stand strong and not mind chasing after you (they kinda like the chasing part since their symbol is the bull). They will mostly make first moves and discuss hobbies and deep topics with you, because they want to connect with you deeply. They also nurture and protect so they might constantly hold your hand or your waist or push you closer to them in order to protect you.

Gemini: It is indeed difficult to know for sure if a Gemini likes you but it is definitely not impossible. Usually, if a Gemini is into you they will want to spend time with you, discuss ideas and debate intellectual topics and, tbh, that’s going to make them know for sure it they are or aren’t truly into you. If they are they will be pretty obvious about it as they will spend a lot of time talking to you and laughing at pretty much everything you say. They will also be a lot more tolerant and calm towards you than anyone else. If they sometimes seem to be radical or blunt to other people, then they will be the exact opposite with those who they actually like.

Cancer: Cancer men are pretty flirty and, in my opinion they don’t have the best reputation when it comes relationships, which I would say it’s because they do not face enough challenges along the way. You should know that a Cancer man likes you when they will start looking deeply into your eyes or hold your waist, protect you and always ask if you are all right. They show that they care through being nurturing and protective of you, be the shoulder you can cry on but also the place for you to gain strength and energy back from. However, a small tip for you, if you want him badly and you want it to transform into something truly strong, you need to push him out of his way. Cancer men are really comfortable with their routine and might not be responsive to challenges but if you make them understand that they can’t have you unless they fight for you, you might just motivate them. Just make sure you reward them each time with some attention and softness.

Leo: Leo men are, at first sight a little arrogant perhaps, even though they make themselves easily liked. I think the best way to know if one likes you is to think about your status in their life. If they like you, you two probably already have a relationship of friendship, or at least have spent some quality time together. They will talk about you to their friends, ask you out on dates and give you sweet little gifts to let you know that you mean something to them. They usually love giving stuff, as they are pretty humanitarian people and love making and packing gifts for people they care for (trust me this comes from someone who has a leo mom and a leo brother). They may not fully spoil you but they will, for sure give you calculated attention, perhaps something that you have been talking about because if they like you they will be paying extra attention to you and you only. You will also probably be the only person they ask for an opinion, and maybe ask you if you think that they look nice today, as they want to hear you compliment them, it’s basically just like an orgasm to their ears.

Virgo: Ahhhh Virgo men!!! A true joy for our society. To be fair, if a Virgo man is into you, you might not even hear it from his own mouth but from other people,most likely their friends, as they are pretty secretive. They enjoy artistic people who have a message to deliver to our world and will love to talk to you, show you that they are curious about what your opinions are. They are the type of guys who awkwardly stalk your social media accounts and accidentally like your pictures from 2017. They will treat you with kindness and will be extremely soft around you, as they really want you to feel the same way towards them as they feel towards you.

Libra: Libra men are flirty by nature which may end up making you believe that they are into multiple people at once. Honestly, these lil muffins get more people jealous than anyone on the f*cking planet, and that’s because they love feeling wanted. But if they want YOU, you’ll pretty much know. They will ask you out on dates and give you the chance to get to know them better. They will be gentle and compliment you constantly, as well as pay great attention to everything you say, all of your gestures and they will pretty much devour your entire presence. They are pretty quick to take action when they have a romantic interest because they want to make sure that the person that they want will be theirs and only theirs. They won’t have time for mind games, unless you want to go down that road and you, yourself will start the games. Libras have the ability to become exactly what you serve, so be really cautious ‘cause they are the chameleons of the Zodiac

Scorpio: Scorpio men are driven by physicality. I would definitely associate them with Eros, the God of sex, as this is pretty much how they show interest. If they are particularly into you, they will look beyond that and try to get you hooked in their fishnet through connecting with you on a deeper level, mentally, emotionally or physically. If they like you, they will stare at you constantly and seem to be everywhere you are and everywhere you look. They will be physically touchy with you and no matter how many people they might stare down a day, they will always come back to you, they will worship and make you their number one.

Sagittarius: They are bold men and if they feel interested in you, they will not hesitate. So maybe, the reason you are asking yourself if they like you is because they probably don’t. A Sagittarius man is many things but afraid, especially of a little confession like this. They are confident in themselves and are not afraid of relationships, though if we’re talking about love, we’re starting a completely different story. They do not fall in love easily but they do develop likings fairly quickly as they are very socially active.

Capricorn: Capricorn men are masters of compliments. They will go out of their way in order to compliment someone that they like, which is usually not like them at all. They are judging and very critical so if they like someone they will try to make them feel good about themselves. Perhaps this habit comes from a place inside of them, as they are self critical most of the times and do not want their loved ones to fall into the same habit as them. They will also send you cute emojis, ask you out in dates and like it if you tease them. They won’t be rude towards you and admire every bit of work that you are doing. Their love is shown in the support that they give you.

Aquarius: These men are a headache let’s all face it. One moment sweet and cuddly and the next, boom you’re strangers again. But when they truly like you, they will try to fix their chaotic behaviour and be a lot more grounded around you. Usually, when an Aquarius man likes you he will listen to you, will be interested in anything that you do and will want to support you constantly. He will not confess, which is pretty annoying which is why you should probably make the first step. A big sign he likes you is that he will let you see some sides of him that not everyone knows about. He will share his thoughts and secrets with you, which to him means that he is giving up a part of his freedom for you, to get to know him better.

Pisces: These men are shy and may raise some question marks when it comes to this topic. Though if they like you they will probably try to flirt with you, in a more awkward kind of way. They are quirky and interesting so they will be something else than you’ve ever experienced. But, just like Cancer men, it is worth provoking them to chase you and work for your attention, as they can get caught up in their fantasies and dreams and forget to do anything to keep you next to him. He may also discuss these dreams with you, about the two of you which is super romantic. If they like you they will be nervous around you and often look for validation from any point of view. Your opinion is the only one that matters.

***

It’s been a million years since I have last posted and this account became a ghost one, however I have some new interesting ideas for it and I hope you guys will hop on to the ride as we rise back again with this account. Comment down below if you agree or not with this and maybe tell me more about your experiences with certain signs, as it really does help me to broaden my vision regarding astrology. Everything si purely based on personal experiences and it is written by me, not copied from anywhere else so pleade fo reference my name in case you are looking forward to passing the information further. Thank you and love you!!!

Why I think that zodiac signs shouldn’t be taken THAT seriously

During my time on social media, checking out the zodiac community and deciding to be a part of it here on tumblr, I have noticed how astrology became a spicy topic as well as a “not-so-friendly” conversation starter. What I mean by this is that many times I have seen people online getting seriously offended by the topic or by the people who were “into” the topic. Contradicting opinions and “bad jokes”. And I have to say that this is one of the many reasons that pushed me towards becoming a little bit distant from this community, as well as from the topic in general. I can seriously hear people commenting “well you’re an Aquarius, what can you expect?!” and it kind of drives me nuts. Astrology is a fun and entertaining subject to debate and discover. It’s got a lot of little details that are so amusing, as well as the stereotypes that come along with it and it is, honestly, a shame that we are destroying it. First of all, because if we think rationally about it, it’s (surprisingly) way too general to describe us all, down to a T. Second of all, because, just like all “sciences”, it still needs to bloom. In my opinion, astrology can be a beautiful topic to discuss, as well as believe in, however, putting too much of our trust into it, basing our lives off of it, is nothing but toxic to us. Just like an aquintance you make while in school, the kind of person that’s fun to hang around with during the breaks, but also the kind of person who you recognize as being toxic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with her. You’d just sabotage yourself, right? So you just keep her as your aquintance and that’s that. She is Astrology. Too much of her can be toxic. It can seriously distort the way you see people and the angle that you look at life. It can push you towards constantly shamming yourself AND others. It can upset you (and others). I say that if you truly like the subject, if you’re truly passionate about it, it is definitely a good idea to surround yourself with it, look into it regularly and not hide that fact at all. However, just like anything else, too much of it can seriously harm you. Love it, cherish it and laugh about it. No matter how Karen sees your sun sign or judges your moon sign. Karen is a Virgo. She judges everyone. (See what I did here? We don’t want this, unless we know how to take humor with a grain of salt). And everything that I have mentioned is purely my opinion on the topic, as well as my experience with it. And honestly, I hope people will chill tf out a little because it used to be the place where I would go to when sh*t would just go down. Because astrology is fun. And it will always remain one of my interests and fascinations.

How I see the zodiac signs

Aries: The impatient person you meet while waiting in a row at the store, the bold colleague who’s not afraid to speak up, the friend who makes you laugh like crazy, the lover who makes you feel like you’re going loco

Taurus: The kind person who offers to help any stranger on the street, the colleague that always brings you coffee and tries to brighten up your day with the spicy yet amusing gossip, the friend who makes you eat all the junk food, the extremely passionate lover

Gemini: The oddly serious person on the bus who’s actually listening to funky music while their imagination looks as if it’s high on various substances, the colleague that everyone’s talking crap about but they’re actually quite nice and helping, the friend that’s always going to contradict you but who’s always going to be by your side no matter what, the shy and blushy lover with a wild side ;)

Cancer: The super energetic kid who’s running around in circles and saying “hello” to everybody, the colleague who brings food that everyone finds disgusting, the friend that gets you in trouble but offers you the most fun time ever, the lover who is also your best friend

Leo: The fancy person on the street that somehow manages to stumble and fall in front of everyone while they’re doing the “walk of glory”, the colleague who’s not afraid to punch you and call you stupid if they see that you’re attitude is not matching your value (which btw is very high), the friend who’s giving you the best advice & is boosting your confidence up every single time you’re talking to them, the lover that’s showing you off and praising you like a God (do not dare to NOT do the same to them, they’ll leave you the next second bby)

Virgo: The person who’s judging you hard when you walk into a high-end store, the colleague who’s judging you hard when they see you claiming that you’re the best in the company, the friend who’s judging you hard when they see how stupid you are when you’re calling/texting your ex, the lover who’s not able to judge you at all because when they’re in love you are perfect to them

Libra: The person who’s taking outfit pictures in a very beautiful spot in town, the colleague who’s trying their best to be liked by everyone and comes to all the parties, the friend who’s up to do the craziest sh*t with you because they want to have fun, the lover who would do anything for you because their feelings are so dang intense and all they want to do is keep you in their life forever, no matter what it takes!!!

Scorpio: The mean cashier at your local store (you know, the one with the poker face), the colleague who’s always fooling around because they want to spice up the atmosphere and have a little bit of fun, the friend who’s always going to laugh at you (so hopefully you don’t take everything seriously), the lover who’s up to go through anything for the one that they’re in love with

Sagittarius: That one person in s group of friends that’s the loudest and laughs like crazy on the street, the colleague who always seems to work the least but however manages to do all their tasks perfectly on time and with great quality, the friend who’s always covering you up when you’re doing something crazy, the lover who would shout at you and say that they’re leaving but would never do that because they would never be able to hurt what they love the most, as they have encountered pain and would never wish it to someone else

Capricorn: The snobby person in a restaurant who’s making the waitress feel bad about the food and service facilities, the colleague who’s actually not that serious and hides a secret bottle of wine in the cabinet for the moments when nobody’s watching, the friend who will give you extremely smart advice and will take you to all the beautiful places to have fun, the lover who will make you feel extra special, respected and cared for; they will literally treat you the way they treat themselves (or even better than that—and they love themselves…hard!!)

Aquarius: The stranger you go to because you need directions advice but they can’t hear you because they’re zoned out, the colleague who doesn’t talk that much but is always listening to every conversation, the friend who can brighten up your day with their silly behavior and high level of acceptance which will make you feel 100% comfortable with being yourself around them, the lover that’s super SUPER intense and even though it may be hard to believe it, they can be jealous and clingy (if they are truly in love)

Pisces: The person who is working as a mascot for a store and needs to wear a silly costume (which they actually like not gonna lie), the colleague who is up to date with all the gossiping, the super soft friend who will be 100% transparent and honest with you, will help you get out of the deep sh*t and will constantly be there for you when you need them, the lover who will give you freedom and will love you forever (legit, forever)

•

It’s been a while, my friends… But I’m an Aquarius so what can you expect ‍♀️

understanding their love language—zodiac signs—

aries: difficult yet natural and out of their control, when they feel love they try their best to keep their cool but you’ll oftentimes see them burst out the most random and aggressive things ever, because it’s overwhelming to hold it all in; they do those cute little things and expect you to fall head-over-heels for them

taurus: they’ll make an impression—put themselves in favourable situations that make them look good, show signs of generosity and friendliness and even show off some of their looks and skills—in order to get you to notice them; will try to act “not that interested” but low-key will have a jealousy outburst if someone else comes close to you

gemini: blabbering about the most little and weird things ever just so that they can hear your voice and be sure that they’ve got your attention on them; they make themselves remarkable through words more than actions—not that they won’t physically show interest, it’s just that they have a way of using words that’s super charming—

cancer: when attracted, they will pay extra attention to you, observe how you interact with others, how you talk under pressure or how you smile when you are happy (stalker-ish??) and will use these small observations as ways to compliment you in the most unique ways possible; just like taurus, they will try their best to come across as interesting, almost as if they are the spotlight; usually shy and distant, will let you approach them patiently, nurturing

leo: even though it’s hard to picture them as being sublte, especially because they are very expressive human beings, they do have some sort of finesse and are some of the smoothest people when sliding into your dms; they’ll somehow always be around you, possibly competing with you (can come off as arrogant if you, yourself, have a competitive nature) but overall, they’ll be sweet and transparent

libra: flirtatious by nature it’s quite hard to know for real if they have genuine feelings for you but if they dress extra fancy around you, giggle at most of your jokes and make an effort to basically force themselves into appearing uninterested and independent, they probably have the hots for you

scorpio: they stare and they stare hard, shamelessly and non-stop; they will devour your presence with their eyes and will observe how you react under their tension, they will note down your habits, your conversations with other people and how you walk, smile and look around you; basically stalkers; when approaching you they will use that stalking and come up with conversations based on mutual interests to see how much passion hides withing you but also to figure your mind out

sagittarius: they’ll be loud show-offs and will most likely use their friends as support to convince you that they are super cool and fun; will have mood swings but that’s because your presence in their lives makes them nervous; they have incredible charm and will 100% use it to lure you in especially when giving compliments or dropping flirtatious hints—can be touchy af AND CHEESY—

capricorn: they will try their best to initiate conversation with you; they’ll show interest and support in your own beliefs, goals and dreams and will want to lend you a helping hand if they can; not good at expressing how they feel but they will always be there for you if you’re in a bad place (will hug you)

aquarius: they’ll basically ignore you, not even look in your eyes and probably give you the impression that they hate you; in reality they are silently observing you and will strike random conversations about things that remind them of you (send you memes, songs etc); they will appear as they are friend zoning you but that’s actually how they show love

pisces: they will go out of their way to spend time with you and get to know the real you; will put a lot of effort in getting you to understand how much you mean to them; will text you a lot and ask how was your day

!!!!GUYS I HAVE AN INSTAGRAM PAGE NOW!!!! @astrologers_cloud_club @astrologers_cloud_club @astrologers_cloud_club

zodiac signs as -tarot cards-

ARIES: THE EMPEROR—powerful, dominant and wise, they know how to achieve anything that catches their interest and have an extraordinary level of maturity in dealing with serious matters

TAURUS: THE HIEROPHANT—supports freedom but also values rules and discipline; routines are underrated yet beneficial for achieving certain goals and to also learn how to appreciate the little things life has to offer

GEMINI: THE LOVERS—thinking both emotionally and rationally before making decisions, having the capacity to shift energies in order to integrate (duality), loving hard and wholeheartedly

CANCER: THE CHARIOT—had to face hardships in order to develop emotional and physical strength, empathy and support for those around them, great advice givers

LEO: STRENGTH—powerful in standing in their truth, not being afraid of walking alone in life, confident in their actions and brave while facing hurdles; aware of their own force

VIRGO: THE HERMIT—taking time to pamper themselves after long days, putting value on cultivating their interests and needs, being secretive and mysterious

LIBRA: JUSTICE—believers in karma, honest, peaceful and generous, calm individuals who put value on personality and soul more than external factors

SCORPIO: DEATH—new beginnings after times of continuously hanging on to things that no longer served them, open minded towards life changes and new lessons, always growing and moving on, scary and intimidating

SAGITTARIUS: TEMPERANCE—having faith in beautiful tomorrows, not doubting the power of optimism and self assurance, always being thankful for what they have experienced and what is coming their way, chill and warm with those around them

CAPRICORN: THE DEVIL—obsessive and hard-working, extremely powerful and power hungry, extreme passion in matters that they are interested in, know-it-all’s, dominant, intimidating, sexual

AQUARIUS: THE STAR—never giving up hope, manifesting beautiful opportunities in their lives by being nice and giving, public figures, vulnerable in being their own, authentic self which can leave room to judgement

PISCES: THE MOON—having to deal with the anxiety of the unknown, dreaming and fighting for their beliefs, deep and intellectual, soft, caring

as an aquarius i can relate but oh i have aries mars…

WHAT’S YOUR MARS SIGN???

How’s gemini season going yall

-zodiac females-

Aries: She bent over her lap to brush off the invisible dust on her black, stiletto heels, with a sigh. “You don’t look very excited, don’t you?”, I say with a chuckle. She rolled her eyes, getting up from the couch and struggled to walk towards the door, mumbling curses underneath her breath. “Let’s just go already. If we leave sooner, we’ll get the hell out of there so much faster”, she turned to look at me with visible annoyance in her big, bright eyes. I loved how every time she was forced to do something she clearly didn’t enjoy, she would have these flames in her pupils, setting everything around her on fire. Bet she wanted that to happen. “Nah. I’m not going. I was thinking of driving towards the riverside and have a picnic there”, I say as I get up to walk out of the house. She furrowed and followed me outside, arms crossed over her chest. “What did you just say? You’re going to have a picnic in the middle of nowhere, at midnight, instead of going to the annual dance party?” I nodded, waitng to see what her next reaction would be. She seemed hestant at first but in a few seconds, she threw away her heels and, barefoot, ran towards my car, screaming “Sign me up, bitch!”

Taurus: “Don’t be cliché”, she giggled as I wiped away the ice cream which stained her upper lip. I smiled and shrugged, observing how her cheeks would flush red as her gaze left mine. “I’m just trying to be nice”, I say and she rolled her eyes with a scoff. “Then be nice in a more un cliché way, dummy!” I crossed my arms over my chest and leaned back on the wood bench. “Oh, and how would that look like?”, I ask and watch as she grins proudly. Next thing I know, her entire ice cream smashes against my cheek, right before she gets up from the bench and starts running around the park, screaming and laughing until tears roll down from her big, beautiful eyes. Once I was finally able to catch her, she blushed and hid her face in the material of my blouse. “I have to admit, that was certainly unexpected, miss anti cliché”, I laughed as she slowly kicked my chest with her small, fragile fist. “You should learn some skills from me, mister romance”. Accepting her challenge, we spent the rest of the afternoon creating popcorn jewellery and dancing with the pigeons. That kind of ridiculous stuff you only do with those you love dearly.

Gemini: I approached the crowd of people gathered in a wide circle, around a small source of attention, covered in bright, vibrant clothes. Cutting through the loud laughs, I could hear a soft sound of what seemed to be an ukulele, played awkwardly by the person in the midde of the sea of people. That’s when I saw her. She was dressed in baggy, colorful clothes which were brushing the school floor and she was singing some awfully bad lyrics about protecting the environment, in order to live happy, colorful and healthy lives. Sometimes she would stop, annoyed and scream “Oh shut up, Addie, you’re such a bitch, of course you don’t want to protect the environment”. Everyone was laughing so hard and her confident smile slowly started to turn upside down. I had to do something about this, so I jumped next to her and placed a hot pink, cowboy hat on the top of my head as she almost dropped the ukulele, shocked. “What are you doing?”, she whispered on an aggressive tone. “Helping you. I want to protect the environment, unlike Addie”, I give the croud a wide smile before shouting some more awful lyrics. “But-but why?” “Because I love you, stupid”. She couldn’t help but blush and smile, shyly. I guess she loved me too.

Cancer: “My horoscope is terrible. Again”, she scoffed and let herself fall back on to the bed. I giggled and went to sit next to her, watching as she would bite her nails, bored. Every evening we would meet up at each other’s place and hang out for hours, doing nothing at all. That’s what friends do. “What does it make it so terrible?”, I asked, wanting to make conversation, not that I particularly cared or knew a lot about astrology. “It said that my romantic interest won’t confess. Anytime soon, actually. And I just hope and hope and hope. Every single day”, she turned to look at me and as soon as her eyes met mine, I saw how her pupils were dilating. A wave of adrenaline washed over my whole body, disappointment, frustration and even a little bit of jealousy and protectiveness piling over my trembling heart. Her romantic interest. I choked and pretended to laugh, just to hide away my shock. “Hah, what a loser. Someone better punch him to wake the hell out of him. So stupid”, I struggled to not blabber too much and was surprised when she got up to come closer to my body. “Hmm, not a bad idea”. After that, her fist hit my cheek with such a power it almost knocked me out of reality. “You really are a loser. And I am too, for loving you”

Leo: She was moving her head slowly, in the rythm of the song playing at the radio, humming slowly underneath her breath. The window was slightly cracked and the wind was blowing her hair out of her angelic face, reavealing some of the most beautiful features I have ever seen in my entire life. It was distracting to drive with her next to me, especially since she was this beautiful. “You know, most people aren’t this carefree when they find themselves in a police car, just after they were caught doing something illegal”, I say and she started to laugh almost immediately. “Most people are no fun. And clearly not me”, she brushed her hair with her slender fingers, turning her head towards me, with confidence. “Plus, I did nothing bad. It wasn’t me who stole those jewellery”, she added calmly. “We’ll see about that”, I mumble and she chuckles. “You haven’t really changed since middle school. Still the small control freak, hestiant and always looking forward to only do what’s fair and good”. I rolled my eyes annoyed. “Well, you haven’t quite changed either. Still the same crazy tornade with two functional legs”, she laughed extremely loud and this time, I didn’t hesitate to join her. It was nice to see her again, despite of the circumstances.

Virgo: She pushed the curtains of the dressing room open, to reveal her silhouette which was adorned with the most breathtakingly beautiful black dress I have ever seen. She leaned towards her friend to whisper something in her ear and then chuckled, turning her head in my direction. Once she noticed I was sitting there with my arms crossed over my chest, leaning against the wall, her smile dropped and mine grew wider. “Huh, bad boy is shopping for prom clothes with his girlfriend?”, she said on an ironic tone and I gave myself the permission to giggle. “Actually, your friend told me you would be here and I, the fashion master of the school, decided to join you two and give you a helping hand”. She rolled her eyes and took a step back, into the cabin of the dressing room. “I don’t need your help. I mean, have you seen your clothes? Awful, lol” she closed the curtains again, visibly mad. I just laughed and thought she is adorable.

Libra: “No, no, no”, she was whispering underneath her breath while swiping left on Tinder. I scratched my nose, trying to see who she was swiping right but it was quite hard because her fingers were moving extremely fast on the screen. “I’ll never understand why you are using this app”, I said and she giggled. “Because I’m TOO single. I want some spice in my life”. “And Tinder is the way to do that? They’re literally strangers to you”, I say on an aggressive tone but I don’t think she noticed that because she was still smiling. “Would rather make out with a stranger than with my ex”, she showed me her middle finger and continued to swipe. “Auch”, I roll my eyes, frustrated because I still liked her. A lot.

Scorpio: It was a friday night when we first met and now it’s a friday night when we lose ourselves into the essence of adventure. She climbed the stairs towards the roof of the building we got into after tricking the guards and giggled mischievously while sitting down on the cold, hard pavement. “We really did this, didn’t we?” I smiled back at her with enthusiasm. “Break into an exclusive building full of snobs after not paying for our taxi ride? I think we did, yeah”. She smirked and pulled me closer to her body, pointing the stars with her index finger. “I know it was reckless but…” she started but her smile suddenly vanished and now she only seemed to be vulnerable. I intertwined my fingers with hers, encouraging her to talk further. “But for the first time in my life I had enough courage to follow the map of my desires. I followed the stars. I trusted it would be fine”, she sighed before pushing herself away from me. Concerned, I tried to approach her but she held her hands up as a sign of warning to not make any more steps towards her. “And that’s why I can’t afford to stay close to you anymore. Because you are the only one who has the power to make me vulnerable. The only one I have true feelings for and I am not down to suffer because of love. Love isn’t for me. It never was.”

Sagittarius: She threw the ball far away, watching how her dog was running to desperately catch it. “Nice throw”, I say while taking off the collar around my dog’s neck. She smiled sweetly and turned to analyse my foreign presence. “I used to play baseball with the boys when I was younger”, she shrugged. A chuckle left my throat as I watched how both of our dogs started to run together around the park. “So you’re a sports girl, huh?” I looked in her big, beautiful eyes. She was stunning. But she was a stranger. Yet, there was something so warm and welcoming about her. “Not to brag but let’s say that if you would challenge me to play any kind of sport, I would beat the hell out of you, stranger”, we laughed together and never in my life I wanted to lose at a sport more than now.

Capricorn: The shop was quiet and empty. Her arms were crossed over the desk, the classic green uniform of the cashier hanging loose on her shoulders. “Ok so I have an idea”, she mumbled, writing something down on her notebook. “Yeah, me too. You quit this job and search for another one”, I roll my eyes in sync with her. “It’s not that simple. Where would I go after that? What kind of job would hire me as a part time worker and also pay me enough money so I can still go to college?” A sigh left my lips in frustration. She was right about that. “So, what was the idea?”, she clapped her hands excitedly. “I take a second job at the theatre”. The world stopped for a slight second but then I got up from my chair and started shaking my head, completely disagreeing with her idea. “It’s going to be too much. No. You’re coming with me and that’s final”. She rose her eyebrow, confused. I started to explain how my family had a successful business and that they’re hiring new people. I work there too. She said she can’t accept this but at my insistations, she finally asked “Why do you want to help me so badly?” “You don’t even know how much you mean to me.”

Aquarius: I watched her as she was brushing her soft hair, with such gentle moves you could swear she was dancing in the rythm of the storm outside the window. She looked calm this time. Like nothing could bother her because she was surrounded by peace and beauty. At least until something DID actually bother her. On the nightstand next to her, her phone started to ring. She immediately threw away the brush and picked up the phone, whispering something into it that I couldn’t possibly understand. She looked angry, however. “Who was that?”, I asked as her eyes lifted to meet mine. “No one”, she answered confidently. I lifted a brow and she sighed, unlocking her phone to show me the screen. In big, black,bold letters there was written “No one” under a telephone number that I couldn’t recognise. I was shocked. “Then how did you added me to your contact list?”, I couldn’t help my curiosity. “None of your business”. And literally, she added me under that name. After that, we found ourselves laughing so hard on the hardwood floor until God knows when. She’s a genius and that’s when I realised how much I could possibly love her.

Pisces: “Get out of my way”, she yelled with her small fists clenched. I shook my head and tried to touch her arm but she screamed again and took a step back, falling on the bed with hot tears running down her cheeks. It broke my heart to see her like this. But it was all my fault. I carefully sat down next to her and, to my astonishment, she gave me the permission to touch her shoulder, in a comforting manner. “Please, listen to me”, I whispered, feeling how tears are starting to sting my eyes as well. “I’m done listening to you”, her beautiful eyes met mine, red because of how much she has been crying. I could see her suffering crystal clear. I’m such an idiot. “I love you so much and I always will but this time is different. This time, despite my feelings for you, I will leave and I will be happy. Without you. I am capable of moving forward. Alone. I am strong, ok? Regardless of what you think of me”, she suddenly cupped my face with her small hands and gave me a long, passionate kiss before getting up and running out the door. That’s the last time I saw her and I think about that moment every single day of my life. I hope she does too, because I can’t forget her.

YOU KNOW THE SIGNS ARE BECOMING MORE MATURE WHEN THEY:

Aries: stop playing mind games, their intellect is more intimidating than their arrogance, start to value the little things in life more, won’t flirt with everything that moves

Taurus: will admit that they can be wrong sometimes, won’t feel the need to be appreciated by everyone else, see the luxury in simplicity

Gemini: won’t have as many friends, will take time for themselves ALONE, show more interest into “boring” stuff, will be brutally honest with no hesitation, will be melancholic, will just chill tf out a little bit more

Cancer: will stop hiding their strong emotions, will try to get out of their comfort zone more often, will do things for themselves more often, won’t try so hard to please everyone around them

Leo: will use their extravagance in small, intelligent doses to prove their points, will start ignoring people’s negativity and just focus on the beautiful side of life, will be more into kindness than grudges, will overall look so much more comfortable with their own lives

Virgo: will stop craving perfection from everyone, will accept other’s opinions, will be more expressive regarding their feelings and beliefs, will stop pretending nothing can touch their emotional side ever

Libra: will show more interest into less superficial areas of life, will start giving wise advice which might shock everyone, won’t bother to show people that they’re not as perfect as they seem to be, will sacrifice their own happiness and pleasures for those close to their hearts

Scorpio: will be more open to accept strangers in their lives, will stop hiding their imperfections as much as they can, will go out of their way to help people and show that they care dearly

Sagittarius: will think before they act, will tone down their hot temper, will show interest in people’s feelings, listen more than they talk, will start sharing advice they’ve learnt throughout their life adventures

Capricorn: will be less arrogant, give people the chance to be the bosses as well, stop trying to have control upon everything, will assume more risks, embrace their freedom with an open mind

Aquarius: will finally let themselves tied down to something/someone, will express their feelings freely, will be more spiritual and heart-oriented, will trust other people, will stop underestimating those around them

Pisces: will find the power to get out of their mind and enjoy reality, will be more grounded, will stop swimming away from their own problems, won’t put price on what others think of them

Biggest mood I had in my entire life

Agree/Disagree? + comment your sun sign ☠️

Random things about the signs:

♈️aries♈️ — tries to play it cool but they shy away SO HARD when they see something that turns them on, it’s funny. stares a lot when you’re not paying attention. stalks u . subtle when expressing feelings and emotions (usually just dropping small hints because they’re not good at actually talking about this kind of sh!t)

♉️taurus♉️ — sweet but psycho. say something bad about the things and people they love and they’ll karate chop your ass. probably reads a lot of wattpad books. so gentle and fragile it’s cute.

♊️gemini♊️ — starts a conversation with literally anyone (strangers or not) but it’s pretty hard to get on their top list. they are very pretentious. such big hearts omg (don’t even try to throw shade, pls).

♋️cancer♋️ — all innocent and sweet but did you ever start a discussion about sex around them? they basically can’t wait… beware!!

♌️leo♌️ — surprisingly mysterious. no matter how much they share of themselves with the world, there’s always something more. dramatic but with a hint of humour. probably a big feminist.

♍️virgo♍️ — haven’t met one who doesn’t have anger issues. they want the world to think that they’re doing fine when they’re single BUT THEY’RE NOT. clingy people boost their egos but they’re gonna ditch you in a sec if you’re too clingy.

♎️libra♎️ — they’re just crazy. couldn’t care less about what people think of them (only the opinion of those closest to their hearts matter). wants to plan hook-ups for their single friends. basically a bratz doll.

♏️scorpio♏️ — poker face 24/7. sucker for baggy, comfy clothes. they’re such great lovers I feel like crying lol. don’t mess up with them, they’re not afraid of blood. if you’re friends with them, you should know how much they enjoy to make fun of you in the most somber ways possible.

♐️sagittarius♐️ — they can sit on a chair and do nothing at all and you could still feel their wild energy. competitive to a maximum. they may give off superficial vibes but only they know how big their standars are and the opinion of those around them hardly ever matters.

♑️capricorn♑️ — they may not be the most social people out there but they are trying their best to treat everyone equally. they are very strong and always let people notice this about themselves HOWEVER, they still long for someone to understand that they can be vulnerable too, deep inside. “smart” memes, please.

♒️aquarius♒️ — here to help and listen to anyone who feels desolated. incredibly hard to figure out since they hardly ever share themselves with the world. observant as fck. they love to love and they care so much more than they tend to show, it’s just hard to express their feelings without looking weak or clingy (two things that they find unacceptable to be)

♓️pisces♓️ — their guilty pleasure is to annoy their friends and loved ones (do you have an off button, tho?). probably fangirling over anything. uses memes to describe their moods. superstitious. colorful instagram themes because HELLO, I’m artistic .

Weekly horoscope (sorry)

❤️ARIES: You’re feisty, who doesn’t know that? Well, despise that Valentine’s Day date that you don’t have…

-

TAURUS: You enjoy cooking so much, there’s no wonder you burn away all your chances with literally anyone.

-

GEMINI: You won’t be alone on Valentine’s Day. The cops guarding your prison cell seem to be quite fun, actually. You can thank your friends for that ;)

-

CANCER: Your social life is ON FIRE this week. You’ll make a ton of friends towards the end of the week…friends you met at The Foster House For Imaginary Friends.

-

❤️LEO: You’re all about adventure this week. But, after all, how can you be feeling after you’ve been kidnapped by all the ex-es you tried to prank during the weekend? Hope you’ll have a lovely trip, tho <3

-

VIRGO: You’re very careful with the people around you. I mean, you’re isolated on an island with cannibals, I would be the same.

-

LIBRA: You seem to be discovering a lot of new things lately. Right now you might surprisingly find out your lover is really kinky around knives and wants to try A LOT of things with you on Valentine’s Day :)

-

SCORPIO: Ready, steady, stop! You can’t participate at the annual copule’s marathon, at least, not with a person you drugged and kidnapped :/

-

❤️SAGITTARIUS: An adventurous mood could overtake you. Too bad you broke up with that ex that actually used to have money to pay for all your shitty dreams.

-

CAPRICORN: An unexpected visit is going to leave you speachless. But don’t worry, anyone would be a little touched by finding out that your house is being selled. Told you to not mess with that creepy bartender…

-

AQUARIUS: Your crush is finally going to notice you this week!! Hiding in the bushes in their backyard with binoculars. But hey, a trip to the police station isn’t that bad, right? I mean, your crush noticed you!!!

-

PISCES: Everybody’s gonna be talking about your presence at work. They’re super impressed with you, that’s why they emailed you about that new job you should be searching for. You’re probably too good to work with them anymore :*

Qualities the signs desire from their partners (THEIR TYPE):

•ARIES: They love a good warrior prince/princess and, as weird as it may sound, they won’t be with you unless you prove them that you can handle a little bit of anger hotness. This doesn’t necessarily mean that they will want to fight you, but they’re clearly down for some fiery discussions that will reveal your level of patience, independence and intelligence. They want a full package, not less and from their point of view, a strong partner should want that too so girls, guys, keep your standards high and make them clear with an Aries because it’s a HUGE turn-on for them to know that you hold a power of your own.

-

•TAURUS: If persistence was labeled as a fetish, these guys would have it all the way. For them, a persistent person is viewed as loyal and stubborn, with their feet on the ground and eyes on the prize. They, as people, are this way and when they are hunting down partners, they will be searching for the person that embodies what they want to be or what they already are. They want to receive what they are giving because there’s never a worse thing than wearing your heart on your sleeve for someone who couldn’t care less.

-

•GEMINI: You probably guessed it by now but these people are drawn to intellect and personality more than anything else. They are drawn in by interesting people who are honest and original and aren’t afraid to be different. They think that the more damaged you are, the more interesting you are and their HUGE curious minds aren’t afraid to dive into your mystery. Geminis want people who can stand out from the crowd without doing anything at all, they are strong belivers that “it’s all in the eyes, baby”.

-

•CANCER: What would be better than finding a person with a pure heart, a person that you know they love you with all their being? That’s right, nothing is better than finding that one person who gets you, who loves you and never ever gets bored of your mood swigs, your ups and your downs. Cancers want these kind of people in their lives more than anything in the world. Even if they might not show it, or if they deny their strong desire for true and deep love, trust me, all they need is to feel like somebody cares about them. Like one person in a million actually puts them first, above anything else. They find that precious so, if you find yourself falling for a Cancer, don’t hide away your feelings for them. Make it clear. Tell them how much they mean to you.

-

•LEO: Diamonds, money, clothes. Save them for someone else. These people aren’t interested in your material things as they know they’re just a matter of time until they’re gone. It’s true, they love a beautiful and meaningful gift but what truly lures them in is power. The kind of power that shows through your confidence, words, actions, dreams and opinions. They are looking for a person who’s driven by a passion so crazy that it may seem as if nothing can stop then from chasing what they want to achieve. And trust me, they wouldn’t mind if their love and attention would be a goal on this person’s list hehe.

-

•VIRGO: It’s all fun and games until you bump into these people. Virgos are strong and intimidating people, who know they’re worth and aren’t afraid of adding tax. Still, behind their cold front and extremely high standards, there lies a powerful need for commitment. That’s why they often put their loved ones through tests and mind tricks. They want to know your limits, they want to see if you’re still there for them tomorrow. Just like Aries, they want to know the value of their loved one. They want to see how you go through the hard times because sometimes, this reveals how true the love between two individuals is.

-

•LIBRA: It is often said that these people are ALWAYS in love with someone or something. They’re labeled as the Venus of the Zodiac. And it’s not really a lie, after all. But, as much as they love life and what it has to offer, they still have hidden desires and hopes from their partners, such as the power of understanding one another and ability to not judge someone. Them, as people, are quite sensitive and they KNOW they make a lot of mistakes on a daily basis. People judge them more often than you may think and they know it. They want to connect with someone on a deeper and more meaningful level than just physical love or superficial, mundane love. They thrive for a divine mental connection. After all, they’re air signs for a reason.

-

•SCORPIO: I’m just going to be straight forward when it comes to this specific zodiac sign. They want someone crazy. Someone driven by passion. Someone who can lose their mind with when they come in contact. Brutal love that somehow might seem damaging to the world but, behind closed doors, it’s the antidote they need in order to heal. They want someone who doesn’t care about the opinion of others. Someone with back bone and a lot of mystery. Someone who opens up to them and them only. They want loyalty, power, and a love so pure and true that’s never going to run cold. Ever.

-

•SAGITTARIUS: Being something they can’t forget is your best solution. Now, you may wonder: Okay but how do I do this? Simple. Be yourself. These are people who value honesty and truth (it’s a fire thing) and whatever is strictly original and honest is going to bloom a feeling of respect inside them. You don’t have to match with their quircky interests and nor do you have to share the exact same mentality as them, as long as you embrace your true self and love yourself first above anything else, they’re going to appreciate and love you just like they love themsleves. Your vibes influence their vibes so pay attention to what you’re putting out there, my friend.

-

•CAPRICORN: If you’re a rebel without a cause I would suggest you work on that hot temper of yours and lower your ego at least a little bit because Capricorns are born to lead, control and command. This doesn’t mean, however, that you have to transform yourself into their puppy or servant. It just means that they are searching for someone who respects and accepts their way of being, which sometimes might be a little too stubborn. They want to be with someone strong that is going to be on their side, whether they agree with them or not. Supporting them and being there for them even through their hardest times is the type of relation they value the most.

-

•AQUARIUS: Honestly, you can be whatever you want to be as long as you respect them and show them that you care about their beliefs and opinions. They love well-educated people because they give off a superior and intelectually mature vibe which is DEFINITELY their cup of tea. Put away any fake remark and show them that you’re strong enough to handle the truth. Aquarius people are very confident whether they know it or not and they easily fall for people who are able to show off their passion towards the world, without any trace of regret. Being raw and real while still keeping a balance between arrogance and honesty, love and hate, is what they are searching for as they are tired of fake people and fake relationships. Do this and there’s a chance you’ll make them fall in love and TRUST ME, an Aquarius in love is everything you’ve ever wished for. I promise.

-

•PISCES: They daydream about the day they’ll live a real-life fantasy along with the love of their life, fighting against anything that tries to tear them apart. And even though they are perfectly aware of the fact that fantasy remains fantasy, they still need a partner that allows them to dream and who even dreams with them. They need someone who can be soft enough to love them and yet strong enough to bring them back to reality whenever it’s the case. Being open-minded and caring, generous and a peace maker is going to get you on their good list, for sure.

-

I’m not really sure if this EXACTLY what you’re looking for in a partner and that’s why I would suggest you to check your Venus sign as well as your Mars as they might influence this specific branch of astrology. THANK U ❤️

-HABBITS- Taurus-Libra-Scorpio-Sagittarius-Capricorn-Pisces

-HABBITS- Aries-Gemini-Cancer-Virgo-Aquarius-Leo

Virgo: You’re so hot!

Scorpio: can you please stop talking to your soup like that

Gemini: I don’t gossip, I deliver news.

Gemini: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no.

Scorpio:And then god said “omae wa mou shindeiru” and then moses answered “nani??”

Magician: And now for my next trick

Taurus: *whispering* please make Leo disappear PLEASE make Leo disappear

Virgo: When I die I want Aquarius and Scorpio to lower me into my grave, so they can let me down one last time.

Libra: But who’s gonna be in charge when you’re gone?

Aries: Taurus will be in charge

Libra: Okay see, I can hear you saying words but it’s like they don’t match up in a way that makes sense. Did you have a stroke?

Capricorn, singing randomly: Country roaaaaaads

Sagittarius, joining: Take me hooooome

Capricorn: If you insist

Sagittarius: I bel- wait what- oh my god

Sagittarius: That’s the dumbest pickup line ever

Libra: Go to the person you think is the most attractive

Capricorn *smiles*: Leo…

Leo *blushing*: Yes, Capricorn?

Capricorn: You’re blocking the mirror can you please move so I can see myself

Leo:…

*Eating Cookies*

Aquarius: Did you make these yourself?

Taurus: I went to target myself

Virgo:What’s the worst date you’ve been on?

Gemini: I don’t know, it’s a 50 way tie. The last person I went out with started crying when I told them I was a Gemini.

Scorpio: I’d rather die

Pisces:…than?

Scorpio: No, that’s it

Virgo: If I cut my leg off and swing it at your head am I hitting you or kicking you?

Gemini: You’ll probably end up mentally scaring me more than anything.

Taurus: There’s no I in team, but there is an I in pizza.

Aquarius: So you won’t share.

Taurus: *hugs pizza box* No, I won’t. *obnoxiously shoves pizza mockingly into mouth*

Texting my mom about my horoscope

(She’s a Leo btw… I feel like that is vital information for this post)

How would your parents or friends respond to this?

Gemini:If you ever crawl inside an old hallow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guy comes and seals up both ends and then ends up putting that log on a truck and taking it to another city…

Gemini:Boy

Gemini: I just don’t know what to tell you

*Leo to the Signs*

Leo: I miss them so bad.

Leo: Last night in the bath I ate a whole box of taco shells

Taurus: Why are you cooking?

Virgo: It’s for Capricorn. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need them on my side.

Mine…

I am a Gemini and that’s why I am not a good person to be.

Scorpio: Due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

Sagittariusat the therapist: Am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest