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■ scorpio moons & Pluto in the 3rd house have a really hard time sharing personal info, if they do it means your trustworthy or they want to get something out of it. Be careful.

□Mars in cancer can be really rough at sex so some people would consider them ‘bad’ at it bc of this, but it’s just about preferences. But they’re also givers so it’s easy for them to adapt.

■ Mars in sagittarius are very sexual and is the type to flirt w everyone they meet just for fun (esp. males)

□ aries placements (venus & mars mostly) have a necessity to be liked romantically by other people (esp. females) they might not even like that person but they want to be liked asap

■ sagittarius risings have more of an oval head shape and pretty smiles. They actually enjoy being annoying lol

□pisces moons/moon in the 7th want to be liked and accepted by others so they actually try really hard for it.

■venus in pisces males are into 'girly girls’ or just that type of “feminine” energy while Mars in pisces males prefer someone with much more energy that leads them without hesitation.

□ your best friend zodiac sign is most likely your rising/moon (conjunct or opposite) or the sign in your 11th house. Also, your 11th house talks about the role you play in your group of closest friends.

■Gemini risings have either a really petite nose or a flat somewhat big nose.

□ leo suns/risings have lots of hair. Leo risings especially have defined (noticeable jaw) yet soft features and usually small defined lips.

■ leos are all very extroverted, if you know an introvert one it’s bc they’re not comfortable enough to show their true side yet.

□ aquarius is even more egocentric and self-centered than leo (as most people consider) but they have their way to people so nobody ever notices.

■virgo moon/venus/risings can’t stand not doing the right thing. They have a constant fear of not being good enough.

□ libra mars like to think of themselves as very smart and politically correct when arguing.

■ venus in taurus are very touchy especially when they have a crush on someone.

□capricorn sun/risings tend to be very physically attractive bc they have a really good bone structure. Great proportions. You can easily tell them apart by their famous blank stare.

■ the 2nd house rules the throat & voice:

Air signs in this house tend to have more of an airy/soft/clear tone and can play with their voice with ease, so high notes are easier to reach. (Ex. Mariah Carey, Camila Cabello, Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande)

Fire signs tend to have a more prominent tone, that definitely stands out for being either loud or very sweet to the ear. (Ex. Billie Eilish, Zayn Malik, Jaehyun NCT, Katy Perry)

Earth signs tend to have a voice that’s stable. Low notes specially, they can just talk and it’d still sound good. (Ex. Freddy Mercury, Demi Lovato)

Water signs tend to have a whiny tone yet defined tone so it’s easy for them to project emotions. (Ex. Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Harry Styles, Christina Aguilera)

□ Gemini placements are hella funny and tend to have great sense of humor as well.

■ mercury in cancer is the best listener.

□Mars (sometimes rising) in virgo actually enjoys cleaning.

■ siblings usually have same house overlays (ex. my sister and I have venus in the 12th house), have sun-moon conjunctions (ex. Your sibling’s an aquarius and your moon is in aquarius) and/or have sun-rising conjunction or sun in the 7th house.

□ cancers never miss a thing and always remember everything. It’s both a blessing and a curse.

astrowithkaro:

I’ll shortly describe and compare the characteristics of your zodiac sign to a certain type of drug - this post is a little more generalized than my others for the sake of making it easier to compare. This is purely for entertainment purposes only and is not an accurate representation of drug use, nor do I condone to any sort of drug use. Don’t be tempted!!

Do not copy, plagiarize or reword my posts, thank you! Give full credits if reposted - Karo

ꪖ᥅꠸ꫀᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Crystal meth because you’re all over the place followed by the anger issues lol. The same way it can be ingested in a plethora type of ways reflects how the Aries sign can not only be spontaneous but also adaptable to everything and everyone. Meth affects the central nervous system which is also the ruler of Aries since Aries rules the head and brain. This drug can cause severe psychological issues, just like Arie- JK lol. Typical for both the sign and the drug is energetic, quick and rash effects which gives you a huge rush that gets you hooked instantly. But with time, the same way you get to know an Aries on a more personal level, you will feel stimulated with just the right amount of pleasure…. and hell. Even during hard times where the individual is absent, you will miss them like crazy. Once you crack, you never go back <3.

ꪻꪖꪊ᥅ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Ecstasy because you get all the feels and molly is known as the drug of deep feelings and closeness to others. You are sensual and feel a strong sense of love for everything around you. This sign is capable of getting you in and out of both love-worthy and destructive situations. Being with this sign similarly to the drug will touch the deepest part of your mind and stimulate you in places you never thought could be spiritually touched. They’ll make you see things beyond your own perspective and see the light in even the darkest of individuals. It takes a lot for a Taurus to give up on you. This sign is able to nurture your inner child, just like the drug which can bring it out. The same way molly makes your body relaxed and sensitize you to empathy, you’ll feel the same enlightment being with a providing Taurus. You will never forget the part of you that Taurus could bring out and they will always have a special place in your heart.

ᧁꫀꪑ꠸ꪀ꠸ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Salvia because you’re indecisive, giggly and have a deep sense of love. Salvia tends to affect a person’s thinking and choices, similar to Gemini’s ruler Mercury. Easily obtainable, Geminis are very open people who are curious about life and perhaps even the spiritual realms. Their highs can easily put you in a better mood and relaxation. Their playfulness can make you laugh uncontrollably, be talkative, recollect your memory and bring out the inner child in you. In terms of love they’ll provide an out-of-body experience, although can quickly turn dark and give an overall sense of detachment or disconnection from one’s self and the environment which makes you vigilant. You will always remember the experience you had with geminis and they will never disappoint - unless you yourself lack coordination in life.

ᥴꪖꪀᥴꫀ᥅ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

LSD because you’re loving and playful but gentle enough for the spiritual realm that follows. These sensory hallucinations can be accompanied by rapid and intense emotional swings, just like the cancer who can be unpredictable at times. LSD enhances the emotional empathy but impairs the ability to recognize fear, similar to Cancer. On the other hand, they have therapeutic potential and increase feelings of interconnectivity just like the Cancer. They have a very strong gut-feeling, similarly how the drug can produce crossover senses such as synesthesia. The love accompanied by these individuals will alter your sense of self and sense of time. When creating a deeper bond - it will reward you with euphoria. Regarding your experience with them, you’ll be much more aware of yourself and the depth of others’ emotions. It’s something you definitely need to get behind at least once in your lifetime.

ꪶꫀꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Cocaine because you’re on top of the world and always in the center of attention. You’re able to create a very powerful aura around you that other people can instantly sense. They will make you feel happy, confident, excited and on top of your game. These people similar to the drug will at times make you so confident that you do things you wouldn’t normally do (which might be risky). Cocaine can also increase your sexual desires too, but we already knew Leos have high sex appeal ;) Being in love with these individuals will make you feel so alive, similar to the drug. They’ll make your heart beat faster and raise your body temperature. If you’re prone to staying closed off to the world - leos will help you be chattier, more animated and hungry for adventure. Their drive and high consciousness will make the experience unforgettable and is something you’ll take with you forever.

ꪜ꠸᥅ᧁꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Adderall because you’re always hyper focused and straight to the point. These individuals similarly to the drug will improve your focus and reduce impulsivity by increasing dopamine and norepinephrine levels in the brain. Virgos will decrease your feelings of nervousness and restlessness around them - making them great partners who give plenty of support. They will elevate your mood by stimulating just the right senses as well as allowing you control over situations that you otherwise view as stressful. This property makes them highly addictive since power can be deeply rooted in egoism - which is something to watch out for because it can easily be abused, just like the drug. You will always remember them for their experimentalism and quiet power - which is addicting ;)

ꪶ꠸᥇᥅ꪖ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Cannabis because you’re longing for balance. You can either be calm like the effects of CBD or energetic like the effects of THC. Getting high is really about being able to have different perspectives and seeing things differently than a sober mind would, I think Libras fit this narrative very well since they seek a calm and relaxing environment. Libras are diplomatic, versatile and easy-going people, cannabis fits the low-maintenance and low-risk category which really makes it accessible to lots of different types of people. Your experience with Libras will almost always be dependable on how you approach them, but you’ll always be impressed by their ability to adapt to situations no matter what.

ᦓᥴꪮ᥅ρ꠸ꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Heroin because you’re intense and addictive as well as very substance and taboo oriented which is a big theme for the narcotic itself. The drug gives very much all-or-nothing vibes, similarly in relationships with Scorpios the dynamic of ride-or-die is prominent. One dose of you and you’ll have anyone addicted. Scorpios are very tolerant, seducing and emotionally stimulating - which makes them dependable just like the drug itself. It’s hard to underestimate this sign due to their naturally intense nature. Scorpios being the sign most prone to extremities, I find heroin to be the most fitting drug for this sign. The intense rush of good feelings following by distorted feeling of pain and pleasure will make anyone feel drowsy. They are not for everyone but will definitely give you an out-of-the-box experience that will be hard to forget.

ᦓꪖᧁ꠸ꪻꪻꪖ᥅꠸ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

PCP because you’re free and full of energy. Not to mention that you’re perfect to mix and experiment with other substances which is fitting because you get along greatly with anybody in your life! This drug tends to alter your sensory perception, mood and thought pattern - similar to Sag themselves who have a very vivid imagination. This drug also rules learning and memory functions which fits sag since their ruling planet is Jupiter - planet of exploration and good fortune. On the other hand, in doses too high, can cause numbness and distortion which are prominent themes you’ll receive from a sag if you ever happen to disappoint them. In regards to love and relationships this sign will provide a sense of strength and invulnerability. Thinking back on a sag will make you miss their spontaneity and fearlessness.

ᥴꪖρ᥅꠸ᥴꪮ᥅ꪀ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Ritalin because you’re focused and a perfectionist at heart. This drug makes you calm and attentive while also reaching euphoric highs which perfectly describes Capricorn and its emotional needs. This drug is often misused in high paying jobs and elite universities by making it making it easier to pay attention and stay alert. This reflects Capricorn’s ambitions and need for substantial success. They are extremely talented and will most likely always meet your standards. Similar to the drug, Capricorns can sweep you off your feet and make you dependent on them quickly. They are very expansive and generous with their love for you and the ritalin’s formality reflects that aspect quite well.

ꪖꪇꪊꪖ᥅꠸ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Magic mushrooms because you’re chaotic and quirky lol. Shrooms are like nothing else in this world and helps you feel like a child again in this boring world which fits Aquarians perfectly because they find interest in the abstract patterns of life. Your freedom and enlightenment is expressed in unconventional ways, just the same way shrooms can be slightly overwhelming for frivolous people. I find that Aquarius ruling planet Uranus reflects shrooms quite well because Uranus is known as the “awakener” since its aspects and transits bring sudden changes and shocks. So can shrooms in the sense that you can go through a spiritual awakening, but that can quickly go dark and you could potentially experience ego death. This because Aquarians are the impostors for egoism (apart from Leos) coming from an elevated perspective.

ρ꠸ᦓᥴꫀᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Valium because you’re calm and a downer but still get that buzz that you give off to other people. The drug provides instant relief from anxiety, similarly to Pisceans softness. Being embraced by a Piscean’s energy will soothe your anxiety and tension, they are highly spiritual beings and have the ability to beautify any room and soul. Pisceans tend to deal with stress relatively well compared to the other signs, similarly to the sedating effects of valium. On the other hand, valium users tend to be a little bit addicted to melancholy. They want to feel things intensely and there is a poignant side to sorrow that Pisces actually find pleasurable. Therefore Pisces tends to attract individuals who are vulnerable, needy and dependent.

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

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I’ll shortly describe and compare the characteristics of your zodiac sign to a certain type of drug - this post is a little more generalized than my others for the sake of making it easier to compare. This is purely for entertainment purposes only and is not an accurate representation of drug use, nor do I condone to any sort of drug use. Don’t be tempted!!

Do not copy, plagiarize or reword my posts, thank you! Give full credits if reposted - Karo

ꪖ᥅꠸ꫀᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Crystal meth because you’re all over the place followed by the anger issues lol. The same way it can be ingested in a plethora type of ways reflects how the Aries sign can not only be spontaneous but also adaptable to everything and everyone. Meth affects the central nervous system which is also the ruler of Aries since Aries rules the head and brain. This drug can cause severe psychological issues, just like Arie- JK lol. Typical for both the sign and the drug is energetic, quick and rash effects which gives you a huge rush that gets you hooked instantly. But with time, the same way you get to know an Aries on a more personal level, you will feel stimulated with just the right amount of pleasure…. and hell. Even during hard times where the individual is absent, you will miss them like crazy. Once you crack, you never go back <3.

ꪻꪖꪊ᥅ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Ecstasy because you get all the feels and molly is known as the drug of deep feelings and closeness to others. You are sensual and feel a strong sense of love for everything around you. This sign is capable of getting you in and out of both love-worthy and destructive situations. Being with this sign similarly to the drug will touch the deepest part of your mind and stimulate you in places you never thought could be spiritually touched. They’ll make you see things beyond your own perspective and see the light in even the darkest of individuals. It takes a lot for a Taurus to give up on you. This sign is able to nurture your inner child, just like the drug which can bring it out. The same way molly makes your body relaxed and sensitize you to empathy, you’ll feel the same enlightment being with a providing Taurus. You will never forget the part of you that Taurus could bring out and they will always have a special place in your heart.

ᧁꫀꪑ꠸ꪀ꠸ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Salviabecause you’re indecisive, giggly and have a deep sense of love. Salvia tends to affect a person’s thinking and choices, similar to Gemini’s ruler Mercury. Easily obtainable, Geminis are very open people who are curious about life and perhaps even the spiritual realms. Their highs can easily put you in a better mood and relaxation. Their playfulness can make you laugh uncontrollably, be talkative, recollect your memory and bring out the inner child in you. In terms of love they’ll provide an out-of-body experience, although can quickly turn dark and give an overall sense of detachment or disconnection from one’s self and the environment which makes you vigilant. You will always remember the experience you had with geminis and they will never disappoint - unless you yourself lack coordination in life.

ᥴꪖꪀᥴꫀ᥅ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

LSD because you’re loving and playful but gentle enough for the spiritual realm that follows. These sensory hallucinations can be accompanied by rapid and intense emotional swings, just like the cancer who can be unpredictable at times. LSD enhances the emotional empathy but impairs the ability to recognize fear, similar to Cancer. On the other hand, they have therapeutic potential and increase feelings of interconnectivity just like the Cancer. They have a very strong gut-feeling, similarly how the drug can produce crossover senses such as synesthesia. The love accompanied by these individuals will alter your sense of self and sense of time. When creating a deeper bond - it will reward you with euphoria. Regarding your experience with them, you’ll be much more aware of yourself and the depth of others’ emotions. It’s something you definitely need to get behind at least once in your lifetime.

ꪶꫀꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Cocaine because you’re on top of the world and always in the center of attention. You’re able to create a very powerful aura around you that other people can instantly sense. They will make you feel happy, confident, excited and on top of your game. These people similar to the drug will at times make you so confident that you do things you wouldn’t normally do (which might be risky). Cocaine can also increase your sexual desires too, but we already knew Leos have high sex appeal ;) Being in love with these individuals will make you feel so alive, similar to the drug. They’ll make your heart beat faster and raise your body temperature. If you’re prone to staying closed off to the world - leos will help you be chattier, more animated and hungry for adventure. Their drive and high consciousness will make the experience unforgettable and is something you’ll take with you forever.

ꪜ꠸᥅ᧁꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Adderall because you’re always hyper focused and straight to the point. These individuals similarly to the drug will improve your focus and reduce impulsivity by increasing dopamine and norepinephrine levels in the brain. Virgos will decrease your feelings of nervousness and restlessness around them - making them great partners who give plenty of support. They will elevate your mood by stimulating just the right senses as well as allowing you control over situations that you otherwise view as stressful. This property makes them highly addictive since power can be deeply rooted in egoism - which is something to watch out for because it can easily be abused, just like the drug. You will always remember them for their experimentalism and quiet power - which is addicting ;)

ꪶ꠸᥇᥅ꪖ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Cannabis because you’re longing for balance. You can either be calm like the effects of CBD or energetic like the effects of THC. Getting high is really about being able to have different perspectives and seeing things differently than a sober mind would, I think Libras fit this narrative very well since they seek a calm and relaxing environment. Libras are diplomatic, versatile and easy-going people, cannabis fits the low-maintenance and low-risk category which really makes it accessible to lots of different types of people. Your experience with Libras will almost always be dependable on how you approach them, but you’ll always be impressed by their ability to adapt to situations no matter what.

ᦓᥴꪮ᥅ρ꠸ꪮ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Heroin because you’re intense and addictive as well as very substance and taboo oriented which is a big theme for the narcotic itself. The drug gives very much all-or-nothing vibes, similarly in relationships with Scorpios the dynamic of ride-or-die is prominent. One dose of you and you’ll have anyone addicted. Scorpios are very tolerant, seducing and emotionally stimulating - which makes them dependable just like the drug itself. It’s hard to underestimate this sign due to their naturally intense nature. Scorpios being the sign most prone to extremities, I find heroin to be the most fitting drug for this sign. The intense rush of good feelings following by distorted feeling of pain and pleasure will make anyone feel drowsy. They are not for everyone but will definitely give you an out-of-the-box experience that will be hard to forget.

ᦓꪖᧁ꠸ꪻꪻꪖ᥅꠸ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

PCP because you’re free and full of energy. Not to mention that you’re perfect to mix and experiment with other substances which is fitting because you get along greatly with anybody in your life! This drug tends to alter your sensory perception, mood and thought pattern - similar to Sag themselves who have a very vivid imagination. This drug also rules learning and memory functions which fits sag since their ruling planet is Jupiter - planet of exploration and good fortune. On the other hand, in doses too high, can cause numbness and distortion which are prominent themes you’ll receive from a sag if you ever happen to disappoint them. In regards to love and relationships this sign will provide a sense of strength and invulnerability. Thinking back on a sag will make you miss their spontaneity and fearlessness.

ᥴꪖρ᥅꠸ᥴꪮ᥅ꪀ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Ritalinbecause you’re focused and a perfectionist at heart. This drug makes you calm and attentive while also reaching euphoric highs which perfectly describes Capricorn and its emotional needs. This drug is often misused in high paying jobs and elite universities by making it making it easier to pay attention and stay alert. This reflects Capricorn’s ambitions and need for substantial success. They are extremely talented and will most likely always meet your standards. Similar to the drug, Capricorns can sweep you off your feet and make you dependent on them quickly. They are very expansive and generous with their love for you and the ritalin’s formality reflects that aspect quite well.

ꪖꪇꪊꪖ᥅꠸ꪊᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Magic mushrooms because you’re chaotic and quirky lol. Shrooms are like nothing else in this world and helps you feel like a child again in this boring world which fits Aquarians perfectly because they find interest in the abstract patterns of life. Your freedom and enlightenment is expressed in unconventional ways, just the same way shrooms can be slightly overwhelming for frivolous people. I find that Aquarius ruling planet Uranus reflects shrooms quite well because Uranus is known as the “awakener” since its aspects and transits bring sudden changes and shocks. So can shrooms in the sense that you can go through a spiritual awakening, but that can quickly go dark and you could potentially experience ego death. This because Aquarians are the impostors for egoism (apart from Leos) coming from an elevated perspective.

ρ꠸ᦓᥴꫀᦓ ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

Valiumbecause you’re calm and a downer but still get that buzz that you give off to other people. The drug provides instant relief from anxiety, similarly to Pisceans softness. Being embraced by a Piscean’s energy will soothe your anxiety and tension, they are highly spiritual beings and have the ability to beautify any room and soul. Pisceans tend to deal with stress relatively well compared to the other signs, similarly to the sedating effects of valium. On the other hand, valium users tend to be a little bit addicted to melancholy. They want to feel things intensely and there is a poignant side to sorrow that Pisces actually find pleasurable. Therefore Pisces tends to attract individuals who are vulnerable, needy and dependent.

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

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aries: amusement park & laser tag
taurus: cuddle/nap & stargazing
gemini: thrift shopping & lake/beach trip
cancer: concert & cooking/baking
leo: see a play/musical & mini golf
virgo: escape room & hike
libra: spa night & picnic in the park
scorpio: bar hopping & bowling
sagittarius: road trip & working out together
capricorn: museum & movie theater
aquarius: arcade & going out to eat
pisces: animal adoption center & art projects

aries: hummus & veggies
taurus: taro chips
gemini: edamame
cancer: dried fruit
leo: pistachios
virgo: oatmeal
libra: avocado
scorpio: almonds
sagittarius: snap peas
capricorn: pumpkin seeds
aquarius: protein shakes
pisces: greek yogurt

aries: hot cheetos
taurus: pringles
gemini: goldfish
cancer: skittles
leo: oreos
virgo: rice krispies
libra: milanos
scorpio: doritos
sagittarius: starbursts
capricorn: sour gummy worms
aquarius: reese’s peanut butter cups
pisces: peach rings

aries - bring it on & hairspray
taurus - charlie and the chocolate factory & west side story
gemini - the book of mormon & heathers
cancer - the sound of music & beauty and the beast
leo - the wiz & chicago
virgo - hamilton & annie
libra - grease & legally blonde
scorpio - sweeney todd & little shop of horrors
sagittarius - dear evan hansen & school of rock
capricorn - rent & wicked
aquarius - kinky boots & adams family
pisces - mamma mia & big fish

aries: dom - 90%
          sub - 59%
          switch - 75%

taurus: dom - 40%
         sub - 97%
         switch -50%

gemini: dom - 68%
         sub - 74%
         switch - 85%

cancer: dom - 62%
         sub - 93%
         switch - 27%

leo:dom - 72%
         sub - 74%
         switch - 80%

virgo: dom - 65%
         sub - 89%
         switch - 71%

libra: dom - 69%
         sub - 69%
         switch - 50%

scorpio: dom - 85%
         sub - 89%
         switch - 100%

sagittarius:dom - 88%
         sub - 75%
         switch - 82%

capricorn:dom - 95%
         sub - 62%
         switch - 73%

aquarius:dom - 68%
         sub - 73%
         switch - 62%

pisces: dom - 34%
         sub - 100%
         switch - 27%

aries: bad guy
taurus: my strange addiction
gemini: COPYCAT
cancer: lovely
leo: you should see me in a crown
virgo: xanny
libra: i love you
scorpio: all good girls go to hell
sagittarius: my boy
capricorn: bury a friend
aquarius: wish you were gay
pisces: ocean eyes

aries: spice girls
taurus: green day
gemini: snoop dogg
cancer: mariah carey
leo: destiny’s child
virgo: backstreet boys
libra: NSYNC
scorpio: nirvana
sagittarius: TLC
capricorn: no doubt
aquarius: elton john
pisces: weezer

aries - baddie
taurus - nerdy
gemini - vaporwave
cancer - indie
leo - hypebeast
virgo - minimalist
libra - hipster
scorpio - grunge
sagittarius - art hoe
capricorn - gothic
aquarius - vintage
pisces - pastel kawaii

aries - exhibitionism & brat
taurus - food & cartoons
gemini - wax & knife play
cancer - humiliation & sensory deprivation
leo - roleplay & hands
virgo - bondage & animals
libra - gagging & masochism
scorpio - sadism & necrophilia
sagittarius - voyeurism & feet
capricorn - whips & blood
aquarius - tentacles & shocking
pisces - age play & urine

• Which Pop Culture Characters Have Your Zodiac Sign?

• (500) Days of Summer
  
• Clockwork Orange
• Adventure Time
• Aladdin
• American Dad
• American Horror Story: Coven
• American Psycho
• Animal Crossing
• Archer
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• Awkward.
• Batman
• Beatles Songs
• BeetleJuice
• Beyonce Songs
• Black Butler
• Bob’s Burgers
• Breaking Bad
• Bridesmaids
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Carrie
• Christmas Movie Characters
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Confessions of a Shopaholic
• Corpse Bride
• Courage the Cowardly Dog
• Danisnotonfire & AmazingPhil
• Disney Astrology (Disneystrology)
• Disney Princesses
• Doctor Who
• Downton Abbey
• Drake & Josh
• Ed, Edd n Eddy
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Fairly Odd Parents
• Fall Out Boy Songs
• Family Guy
• The Fault in Our Stars
• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
• Friends
• Frozen
• Full House
• Futurama
• Game of Thrones
• Gilmore Girls
• Glee
• Gone Girl
  
• The Great Gatsby
• Halloweentown
• Hannibal
• Harold and Maude
• Harry Potter Characters
• Hercules
• Hetalia
• Hey Arnold
• High School Muscial
• Hocus Pocus
• Hogwarts Houses
• Howl’s Moving Castle
• Hunger Games
• Invader Zim
• The Iron Giant
• Jenna Marbles
• Junie B. Jones
• Junjou Romantica
• The Kardashians
• Katy Perry Songs
• Legally Blonde
• LEGO Movie
• The Little Vampire
• Lord of the Rings
• The Magic School Bus
• Mario Kart
• Mean Girls
• Modern Family
• Monster House
• Monsters Inc
• Moonrise Kingdom
• Moulin Rouge
• My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
• The Nanny
• Naruto
• New Girl
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• The Notebook
• The Office
• Orange is the New Black
• Ouran High School Host Club
• Panic! At the Disco Songs
• Parks and Recreation
• Peanuts
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• Ponyo
• Pretty Little Liars
• Pride & Prejudice
• Psycho
• Regular Show
• RENT
• Rise of the Guardians
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Romeo & Juliet
• Rugrats
• Scary Godmother
• Scott Pilgrim
• Scrubs
• Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi
• Series of Unfortunate Events
• Sex and the City
• Sherlock(BBC)
• Silver Linings Playbook
• The Simpsons
• Skins (UK 1st Gen)
• South Park
• Space Dandy
• Spiderman
• Spirited Away
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Supernatural
• Tangled
• Teen Titans
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• That’s So Raven
• Titanic
• Totally Spies
• Twitches
  
• UP
• Victorious
• Walking Dead
• White Collar
• Wilfred
• Winnie the Pooh

*After an argument*

Taurus: *making the signs lunches*

Taurus: This was not made with love today, just so you know

Virgo: You’re so hot!

Scorpio: can you please stop talking to your soup like that

Gemini: I don’t gossip, I deliver news.

Gemini: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no.

Scorpio:And then god said “omae wa mou shindeiru” and then moses answered “nani??”

Magician: And now for my next trick

Taurus: *whispering* please make Leo disappear PLEASE make Leo disappear

Virgo: When I die I want Aquarius and Scorpio to lower me into my grave, so they can let me down one last time.

Libra: But who’s gonna be in charge when you’re gone?

Aries: Taurus will be in charge

Libra: Okay see, I can hear you saying words but it’s like they don’t match up in a way that makes sense. Did you have a stroke?

Capricorn, singing randomly: Country roaaaaaads

Sagittarius, joining: Take me hooooome

Capricorn: If you insist

Sagittarius: I bel- wait what- oh my god

Sagittarius: That’s the dumbest pickup line ever

Libra: Go to the person you think is the most attractive

Capricorn *smiles*: Leo…

Leo *blushing*: Yes, Capricorn?

Capricorn: You’re blocking the mirror can you please move so I can see myself

Leo:…

*Eating Cookies*

Aquarius: Did you make these yourself?

Taurus: I went to target myself

Virgo:What’s the worst date you’ve been on?

Gemini: I don’t know, it’s a 50 way tie. The last person I went out with started crying when I told them I was a Gemini.

Scorpio: I’d rather die

Pisces:…than?

Scorpio: No, that’s it

Virgo: If I cut my leg off and swing it at your head am I hitting you or kicking you?

Gemini: You’ll probably end up mentally scaring me more than anything.

Taurus: There’s no I in team, but there is an I in pizza.

Aquarius: So you won’t share.

Taurus: *hugs pizza box* No, I won’t. *obnoxiously shoves pizza mockingly into mouth*

Texting my mom about my horoscope

(She’s a Leo btw… I feel like that is vital information for this post)

How would your parents or friends respond to this?

Gemini:If you ever crawl inside an old hallow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guy comes and seals up both ends and then ends up putting that log on a truck and taking it to another city…

Gemini:Boy

Gemini: I just don’t know what to tell you

*Leo to the Signs*

Leo: I miss them so bad.

Leo: Last night in the bath I ate a whole box of taco shells

Taurus: Why are you cooking?

Virgo: It’s for Capricorn. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need them on my side.