Can’t wear a mouth guard because the grind is nonstop

The airport is one place where I truly don’t have to worry about anything aside from getting on a plane

It is  sad to see how so many companies have no compassion at all

Even if it’s small talk, have to do better than asking about favorite colors

I feel like almost all of my problems/concerns would be resolved with money

Then somehow two hours pass before I start something else

Just when you think someone cares about your well being

They raise a good point

I know a lot of people that do it, but I’d just have trouble sleeping

After the last year and a half , I’d say everyone probably has some anxiety

I find it hard to believe someone would do this with their free time

The steak and black eye were both served well done

If I’m out and someone told me this, I’m going straight home

Feels like I’ve been there for a while now

And then replay the conversation for the next week in my head? Absolutely

Lot of people that heard Marvin’s Room beg to differ

My girlfriend went to the store with her mom for black Friday and the price check out machines were making weird noises so she said “Everyone look out it’s about to explode” and she got everyone within 50 feet of her to crack up omg this is why I love her.

Will Graham + funny text posts