Important Dates for the Signs in March - 2018

Z O D I A C G U I D E / / I G

Aries: 5, 15, 25

Taurus: 8, 18, 29

Gemini: 10, 18, 27

Cancer: 12, 22, 30

Leo: 8, 19, 28

Virgo: 4, 15, 22

Libra: 7, 13, 22

Scorpio: 9, 15, 27

Sagittarius: 14, 20, 22

Capricorn: 5, 22, 29

Aquarius: 12, 20, 21

Pisces: 7, 13, 20

Important Dates for the Signs in February - 2018

Z O D I A C G U I D E / / I G

Aries: 21, 24, 26

Taurus: 7, 18, 26

Gemini: 5, 13, 26

Cancer: 2, 7, 27

Leo: 4, 14, 22

Virgo: 3, 14, 23

Libra: 1, 20, 28

Scorpio: 8, 12, 23

Sagittarius: 8, 13, 24

Capricorn: 4, 18, 23

Aquarius: 2, 15, 25

Pisces: 7, 10, 22

Why I think that zodiac signs shouldn’t be taken THAT seriously

During my time on social media, checking out the zodiac community and deciding to be a part of it here on tumblr, I have noticed how astrology became a spicy topic as well as a “not-so-friendly” conversation starter. What I mean by this is that many times I have seen people online getting seriously offended by the topic or by the people who were “into” the topic. Contradicting opinions and “bad jokes”. And I have to say that this is one of the many reasons that pushed me towards becoming a little bit distant from this community, as well as from the topic in general. I can seriously hear people commenting “well you’re an Aquarius, what can you expect?!” and it kind of drives me nuts. Astrology is a fun and entertaining subject to debate and discover. It’s got a lot of little details that are so amusing, as well as the stereotypes that come along with it and it is, honestly, a shame that we are destroying it. First of all, because if we think rationally about it, it’s (surprisingly) way too general to describe us all, down to a T. Second of all, because, just like all “sciences”, it still needs to bloom. In my opinion, astrology can be a beautiful topic to discuss, as well as believe in, however, putting too much of our trust into it, basing our lives off of it, is nothing but toxic to us. Just like an aquintance you make while in school, the kind of person that’s fun to hang around with during the breaks, but also the kind of person who you recognize as being toxic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with her. You’d just sabotage yourself, right? So you just keep her as your aquintance and that’s that. She is Astrology. Too much of her can be toxic. It can seriously distort the way you see people and the angle that you look at life. It can push you towards constantly shamming yourself AND others. It can upset you (and others). I say that if you truly like the subject, if you’re truly passionate about it, it is definitely a good idea to surround yourself with it, look into it regularly and not hide that fact at all. However, just like anything else, too much of it can seriously harm you. Love it, cherish it and laugh about it. No matter how Karen sees your sun sign or judges your moon sign. Karen is a Virgo. She judges everyone. (See what I did here? We don’t want this, unless we know how to take humor with a grain of salt). And everything that I have mentioned is purely my opinion on the topic, as well as my experience with it. And honestly, I hope people will chill tf out a little because it used to be the place where I would go to when sh*t would just go down. Because astrology is fun. And it will always remain one of my interests and fascinations.

How I see the zodiac signs

Aries: The impatient person you meet while waiting in a row at the store, the bold colleague who’s not afraid to speak up, the friend who makes you laugh like crazy, the lover who makes you feel like you’re going loco

Taurus: The kind person who offers to help any stranger on the street, the colleague that always brings you coffee and tries to brighten up your day with the spicy yet amusing gossip, the friend who makes you eat all the junk food, the extremely passionate lover

Gemini: The oddly serious person on the bus who’s actually listening to funky music while their imagination looks as if it’s high on various substances, the colleague that everyone’s talking crap about but they’re actually quite nice and helping, the friend that’s always going to contradict you but who’s always going to be by your side no matter what, the shy and blushy lover with a wild side ;)

Cancer: The super energetic kid who’s running around in circles and saying “hello” to everybody, the colleague who brings food that everyone finds disgusting, the friend that gets you in trouble but offers you the most fun time ever, the lover who is also your best friend

Leo: The fancy person on the street that somehow manages to stumble and fall in front of everyone while they’re doing the “walk of glory”, the colleague who’s not afraid to punch you and call you stupid if they see that you’re attitude is not matching your value (which btw is very high), the friend who’s giving you the best advice & is boosting your confidence up every single time you’re talking to them, the lover that’s showing you off and praising you like a God (do not dare to NOT do the same to them, they’ll leave you the next second bby)

Virgo: The person who’s judging you hard when you walk into a high-end store, the colleague who’s judging you hard when they see you claiming that you’re the best in the company, the friend who’s judging you hard when they see how stupid you are when you’re calling/texting your ex, the lover who’s not able to judge you at all because when they’re in love you are perfect to them

Libra: The person who’s taking outfit pictures in a very beautiful spot in town, the colleague who’s trying their best to be liked by everyone and comes to all the parties, the friend who’s up to do the craziest sh*t with you because they want to have fun, the lover who would do anything for you because their feelings are so dang intense and all they want to do is keep you in their life forever, no matter what it takes!!!

Scorpio: The mean cashier at your local store (you know, the one with the poker face), the colleague who’s always fooling around because they want to spice up the atmosphere and have a little bit of fun, the friend who’s always going to laugh at you (so hopefully you don’t take everything seriously), the lover who’s up to go through anything for the one that they’re in love with

Sagittarius: That one person in s group of friends that’s the loudest and laughs like crazy on the street, the colleague who always seems to work the least but however manages to do all their tasks perfectly on time and with great quality, the friend who’s always covering you up when you’re doing something crazy, the lover who would shout at you and say that they’re leaving but would never do that because they would never be able to hurt what they love the most, as they have encountered pain and would never wish it to someone else

Capricorn: The snobby person in a restaurant who’s making the waitress feel bad about the food and service facilities, the colleague who’s actually not that serious and hides a secret bottle of wine in the cabinet for the moments when nobody’s watching, the friend who will give you extremely smart advice and will take you to all the beautiful places to have fun, the lover who will make you feel extra special, respected and cared for; they will literally treat you the way they treat themselves (or even better than that—and they love themselves…hard!!)

Aquarius: The stranger you go to because you need directions advice but they can’t hear you because they’re zoned out, the colleague who doesn’t talk that much but is always listening to every conversation, the friend who can brighten up your day with their silly behavior and high level of acceptance which will make you feel 100% comfortable with being yourself around them, the lover that’s super SUPER intense and even though it may be hard to believe it, they can be jealous and clingy (if they are truly in love)

Pisces: The person who is working as a mascot for a store and needs to wear a silly costume (which they actually like not gonna lie), the colleague who is up to date with all the gossiping, the super soft friend who will be 100% transparent and honest with you, will help you get out of the deep sh*t and will constantly be there for you when you need them, the lover who will give you freedom and will love you forever (legit, forever)

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It’s been a while, my friends… But I’m an Aquarius so what can you expect ‍♀️

!!!!GUYS I HAVE AN INSTAGRAM PAGE NOW!!!! @astrologers_cloud_club @astrologers_cloud_club @astrologers_cloud_club

as an aquarius i can relate but oh i have aries mars…

WHAT’S YOUR MARS SIGN???

Biggest mood I had in my entire life

Agree/Disagree? + comment your sun sign ☠️

Weekly horoscope (sorry)

❤️ARIES: You’re feisty, who doesn’t know that? Well, despise that Valentine’s Day date that you don’t have…

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TAURUS: You enjoy cooking so much, there’s no wonder you burn away all your chances with literally anyone.

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GEMINI: You won’t be alone on Valentine’s Day. The cops guarding your prison cell seem to be quite fun, actually. You can thank your friends for that ;)

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CANCER: Your social life is ON FIRE this week. You’ll make a ton of friends towards the end of the week…friends you met at The Foster House For Imaginary Friends.

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❤️LEO: You’re all about adventure this week. But, after all, how can you be feeling after you’ve been kidnapped by all the ex-es you tried to prank during the weekend? Hope you’ll have a lovely trip, tho <3

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VIRGO: You’re very careful with the people around you. I mean, you’re isolated on an island with cannibals, I would be the same.

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LIBRA: You seem to be discovering a lot of new things lately. Right now you might surprisingly find out your lover is really kinky around knives and wants to try A LOT of things with you on Valentine’s Day :)

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SCORPIO: Ready, steady, stop! You can’t participate at the annual copule’s marathon, at least, not with a person you drugged and kidnapped :/

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❤️SAGITTARIUS: An adventurous mood could overtake you. Too bad you broke up with that ex that actually used to have money to pay for all your shitty dreams.

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CAPRICORN: An unexpected visit is going to leave you speachless. But don’t worry, anyone would be a little touched by finding out that your house is being selled. Told you to not mess with that creepy bartender…

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AQUARIUS: Your crush is finally going to notice you this week!! Hiding in the bushes in their backyard with binoculars. But hey, a trip to the police station isn’t that bad, right? I mean, your crush noticed you!!!

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PISCES: Everybody’s gonna be talking about your presence at work. They’re super impressed with you, that’s why they emailed you about that new job you should be searching for. You’re probably too good to work with them anymore :*

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•MERCURY rules our day to day expressions, logical and communication. Mercury also rules electronics — phones, cars, planes, computers, machines etc. When Mercury turns retrograde, forward movement in regards to these themes is less supported.

This is why you hear that you need to back up your phone and computer, and make sure to double check any issues with your mode of transport before traveling. This is also why it’s said to think twice, maybe three times before you speak.

Mercury Retrograde is a time to reassess, review and reevaluate out current circumstances.

SCORPIO SEASON!!!!!!

~in honor of all my Scorpio sisters <3 ly