Why I think that zodiac signs shouldn’t be taken THAT seriously

During my time on social media, checking out the zodiac community and deciding to be a part of it here on tumblr, I have noticed how astrology became a spicy topic as well as a “not-so-friendly” conversation starter. What I mean by this is that many times I have seen people online getting seriously offended by the topic or by the people who were “into” the topic. Contradicting opinions and “bad jokes”. And I have to say that this is one of the many reasons that pushed me towards becoming a little bit distant from this community, as well as from the topic in general. I can seriously hear people commenting “well you’re an Aquarius, what can you expect?!” and it kind of drives me nuts. Astrology is a fun and entertaining subject to debate and discover. It’s got a lot of little details that are so amusing, as well as the stereotypes that come along with it and it is, honestly, a shame that we are destroying it. First of all, because if we think rationally about it, it’s (surprisingly) way too general to describe us all, down to a T. Second of all, because, just like all “sciences”, it still needs to bloom. In my opinion, astrology can be a beautiful topic to discuss, as well as believe in, however, putting too much of our trust into it, basing our lives off of it, is nothing but toxic to us. Just like an aquintance you make while in school, the kind of person that’s fun to hang around with during the breaks, but also the kind of person who you recognize as being toxic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with her. You’d just sabotage yourself, right? So you just keep her as your aquintance and that’s that. She is Astrology. Too much of her can be toxic. It can seriously distort the way you see people and the angle that you look at life. It can push you towards constantly shamming yourself AND others. It can upset you (and others). I say that if you truly like the subject, if you’re truly passionate about it, it is definitely a good idea to surround yourself with it, look into it regularly and not hide that fact at all. However, just like anything else, too much of it can seriously harm you. Love it, cherish it and laugh about it. No matter how Karen sees your sun sign or judges your moon sign. Karen is a Virgo. She judges everyone. (See what I did here? We don’t want this, unless we know how to take humor with a grain of salt). And everything that I have mentioned is purely my opinion on the topic, as well as my experience with it. And honestly, I hope people will chill tf out a little because it used to be the place where I would go to when sh*t would just go down. Because astrology is fun. And it will always remain one of my interests and fascinations.

understanding their love language—zodiac signs—

aries: difficult yet natural and out of their control, when they feel love they try their best to keep their cool but you’ll oftentimes see them burst out the most random and aggressive things ever, because it’s overwhelming to hold it all in; they do those cute little things and expect you to fall head-over-heels for them

taurus: they’ll make an impression—put themselves in favourable situations that make them look good, show signs of generosity and friendliness and even show off some of their looks and skills—in order to get you to notice them; will try to act “not that interested” but low-key will have a jealousy outburst if someone else comes close to you

gemini: blabbering about the most little and weird things ever just so that they can hear your voice and be sure that they’ve got your attention on them; they make themselves remarkable through words more than actions—not that they won’t physically show interest, it’s just that they have a way of using words that’s super charming—

cancer: when attracted, they will pay extra attention to you, observe how you interact with others, how you talk under pressure or how you smile when you are happy (stalker-ish??) and will use these small observations as ways to compliment you in the most unique ways possible; just like taurus, they will try their best to come across as interesting, almost as if they are the spotlight; usually shy and distant, will let you approach them patiently, nurturing

leo: even though it’s hard to picture them as being sublte, especially because they are very expressive human beings, they do have some sort of finesse and are some of the smoothest people when sliding into your dms; they’ll somehow always be around you, possibly competing with you (can come off as arrogant if you, yourself, have a competitive nature) but overall, they’ll be sweet and transparent

libra: flirtatious by nature it’s quite hard to know for real if they have genuine feelings for you but if they dress extra fancy around you, giggle at most of your jokes and make an effort to basically force themselves into appearing uninterested and independent, they probably have the hots for you

scorpio: they stare and they stare hard, shamelessly and non-stop; they will devour your presence with their eyes and will observe how you react under their tension, they will note down your habits, your conversations with other people and how you walk, smile and look around you; basically stalkers; when approaching you they will use that stalking and come up with conversations based on mutual interests to see how much passion hides withing you but also to figure your mind out

sagittarius: they’ll be loud show-offs and will most likely use their friends as support to convince you that they are super cool and fun; will have mood swings but that’s because your presence in their lives makes them nervous; they have incredible charm and will 100% use it to lure you in especially when giving compliments or dropping flirtatious hints—can be touchy af AND CHEESY—

capricorn: they will try their best to initiate conversation with you; they’ll show interest and support in your own beliefs, goals and dreams and will want to lend you a helping hand if they can; not good at expressing how they feel but they will always be there for you if you’re in a bad place (will hug you)

aquarius: they’ll basically ignore you, not even look in your eyes and probably give you the impression that they hate you; in reality they are silently observing you and will strike random conversations about things that remind them of you (send you memes, songs etc); they will appear as they are friend zoning you but that’s actually how they show love

pisces: they will go out of their way to spend time with you and get to know the real you; will put a lot of effort in getting you to understand how much you mean to them; will text you a lot and ask how was your day

-zodiac females-

Aries: She bent over her lap to brush off the invisible dust on her black, stiletto heels, with a sigh. “You don’t look very excited, don’t you?”, I say with a chuckle. She rolled her eyes, getting up from the couch and struggled to walk towards the door, mumbling curses underneath her breath. “Let’s just go already. If we leave sooner, we’ll get the hell out of there so much faster”, she turned to look at me with visible annoyance in her big, bright eyes. I loved how every time she was forced to do something she clearly didn’t enjoy, she would have these flames in her pupils, setting everything around her on fire. Bet she wanted that to happen. “Nah. I’m not going. I was thinking of driving towards the riverside and have a picnic there”, I say as I get up to walk out of the house. She furrowed and followed me outside, arms crossed over her chest. “What did you just say? You’re going to have a picnic in the middle of nowhere, at midnight, instead of going to the annual dance party?” I nodded, waitng to see what her next reaction would be. She seemed hestant at first but in a few seconds, she threw away her heels and, barefoot, ran towards my car, screaming “Sign me up, bitch!”

Taurus: “Don’t be cliché”, she giggled as I wiped away the ice cream which stained her upper lip. I smiled and shrugged, observing how her cheeks would flush red as her gaze left mine. “I’m just trying to be nice”, I say and she rolled her eyes with a scoff. “Then be nice in a more un cliché way, dummy!” I crossed my arms over my chest and leaned back on the wood bench. “Oh, and how would that look like?”, I ask and watch as she grins proudly. Next thing I know, her entire ice cream smashes against my cheek, right before she gets up from the bench and starts running around the park, screaming and laughing until tears roll down from her big, beautiful eyes. Once I was finally able to catch her, she blushed and hid her face in the material of my blouse. “I have to admit, that was certainly unexpected, miss anti cliché”, I laughed as she slowly kicked my chest with her small, fragile fist. “You should learn some skills from me, mister romance”. Accepting her challenge, we spent the rest of the afternoon creating popcorn jewellery and dancing with the pigeons. That kind of ridiculous stuff you only do with those you love dearly.

Gemini: I approached the crowd of people gathered in a wide circle, around a small source of attention, covered in bright, vibrant clothes. Cutting through the loud laughs, I could hear a soft sound of what seemed to be an ukulele, played awkwardly by the person in the midde of the sea of people. That’s when I saw her. She was dressed in baggy, colorful clothes which were brushing the school floor and she was singing some awfully bad lyrics about protecting the environment, in order to live happy, colorful and healthy lives. Sometimes she would stop, annoyed and scream “Oh shut up, Addie, you’re such a bitch, of course you don’t want to protect the environment”. Everyone was laughing so hard and her confident smile slowly started to turn upside down. I had to do something about this, so I jumped next to her and placed a hot pink, cowboy hat on the top of my head as she almost dropped the ukulele, shocked. “What are you doing?”, she whispered on an aggressive tone. “Helping you. I want to protect the environment, unlike Addie”, I give the croud a wide smile before shouting some more awful lyrics. “But-but why?” “Because I love you, stupid”. She couldn’t help but blush and smile, shyly. I guess she loved me too.

Cancer: “My horoscope is terrible. Again”, she scoffed and let herself fall back on to the bed. I giggled and went to sit next to her, watching as she would bite her nails, bored. Every evening we would meet up at each other’s place and hang out for hours, doing nothing at all. That’s what friends do. “What does it make it so terrible?”, I asked, wanting to make conversation, not that I particularly cared or knew a lot about astrology. “It said that my romantic interest won’t confess. Anytime soon, actually. And I just hope and hope and hope. Every single day”, she turned to look at me and as soon as her eyes met mine, I saw how her pupils were dilating. A wave of adrenaline washed over my whole body, disappointment, frustration and even a little bit of jealousy and protectiveness piling over my trembling heart. Her romantic interest. I choked and pretended to laugh, just to hide away my shock. “Hah, what a loser. Someone better punch him to wake the hell out of him. So stupid”, I struggled to not blabber too much and was surprised when she got up to come closer to my body. “Hmm, not a bad idea”. After that, her fist hit my cheek with such a power it almost knocked me out of reality. “You really are a loser. And I am too, for loving you”

Leo: She was moving her head slowly, in the rythm of the song playing at the radio, humming slowly underneath her breath. The window was slightly cracked and the wind was blowing her hair out of her angelic face, reavealing some of the most beautiful features I have ever seen in my entire life. It was distracting to drive with her next to me, especially since she was this beautiful. “You know, most people aren’t this carefree when they find themselves in a police car, just after they were caught doing something illegal”, I say and she started to laugh almost immediately. “Most people are no fun. And clearly not me”, she brushed her hair with her slender fingers, turning her head towards me, with confidence. “Plus, I did nothing bad. It wasn’t me who stole those jewellery”, she added calmly. “We’ll see about that”, I mumble and she chuckles. “You haven’t really changed since middle school. Still the small control freak, hestiant and always looking forward to only do what’s fair and good”. I rolled my eyes annoyed. “Well, you haven’t quite changed either. Still the same crazy tornade with two functional legs”, she laughed extremely loud and this time, I didn’t hesitate to join her. It was nice to see her again, despite of the circumstances.

Virgo: She pushed the curtains of the dressing room open, to reveal her silhouette which was adorned with the most breathtakingly beautiful black dress I have ever seen. She leaned towards her friend to whisper something in her ear and then chuckled, turning her head in my direction. Once she noticed I was sitting there with my arms crossed over my chest, leaning against the wall, her smile dropped and mine grew wider. “Huh, bad boy is shopping for prom clothes with his girlfriend?”, she said on an ironic tone and I gave myself the permission to giggle. “Actually, your friend told me you would be here and I, the fashion master of the school, decided to join you two and give you a helping hand”. She rolled her eyes and took a step back, into the cabin of the dressing room. “I don’t need your help. I mean, have you seen your clothes? Awful, lol” she closed the curtains again, visibly mad. I just laughed and thought she is adorable.

Libra: “No, no, no”, she was whispering underneath her breath while swiping left on Tinder. I scratched my nose, trying to see who she was swiping right but it was quite hard because her fingers were moving extremely fast on the screen. “I’ll never understand why you are using this app”, I said and she giggled. “Because I’m TOO single. I want some spice in my life”. “And Tinder is the way to do that? They’re literally strangers to you”, I say on an aggressive tone but I don’t think she noticed that because she was still smiling. “Would rather make out with a stranger than with my ex”, she showed me her middle finger and continued to swipe. “Auch”, I roll my eyes, frustrated because I still liked her. A lot.

Scorpio: It was a friday night when we first met and now it’s a friday night when we lose ourselves into the essence of adventure. She climbed the stairs towards the roof of the building we got into after tricking the guards and giggled mischievously while sitting down on the cold, hard pavement. “We really did this, didn’t we?” I smiled back at her with enthusiasm. “Break into an exclusive building full of snobs after not paying for our taxi ride? I think we did, yeah”. She smirked and pulled me closer to her body, pointing the stars with her index finger. “I know it was reckless but…” she started but her smile suddenly vanished and now she only seemed to be vulnerable. I intertwined my fingers with hers, encouraging her to talk further. “But for the first time in my life I had enough courage to follow the map of my desires. I followed the stars. I trusted it would be fine”, she sighed before pushing herself away from me. Concerned, I tried to approach her but she held her hands up as a sign of warning to not make any more steps towards her. “And that’s why I can’t afford to stay close to you anymore. Because you are the only one who has the power to make me vulnerable. The only one I have true feelings for and I am not down to suffer because of love. Love isn’t for me. It never was.”

Sagittarius: She threw the ball far away, watching how her dog was running to desperately catch it. “Nice throw”, I say while taking off the collar around my dog’s neck. She smiled sweetly and turned to analyse my foreign presence. “I used to play baseball with the boys when I was younger”, she shrugged. A chuckle left my throat as I watched how both of our dogs started to run together around the park. “So you’re a sports girl, huh?” I looked in her big, beautiful eyes. She was stunning. But she was a stranger. Yet, there was something so warm and welcoming about her. “Not to brag but let’s say that if you would challenge me to play any kind of sport, I would beat the hell out of you, stranger”, we laughed together and never in my life I wanted to lose at a sport more than now.

Capricorn: The shop was quiet and empty. Her arms were crossed over the desk, the classic green uniform of the cashier hanging loose on her shoulders. “Ok so I have an idea”, she mumbled, writing something down on her notebook. “Yeah, me too. You quit this job and search for another one”, I roll my eyes in sync with her. “It’s not that simple. Where would I go after that? What kind of job would hire me as a part time worker and also pay me enough money so I can still go to college?” A sigh left my lips in frustration. She was right about that. “So, what was the idea?”, she clapped her hands excitedly. “I take a second job at the theatre”. The world stopped for a slight second but then I got up from my chair and started shaking my head, completely disagreeing with her idea. “It’s going to be too much. No. You’re coming with me and that’s final”. She rose her eyebrow, confused. I started to explain how my family had a successful business and that they’re hiring new people. I work there too. She said she can’t accept this but at my insistations, she finally asked “Why do you want to help me so badly?” “You don’t even know how much you mean to me.”

Aquarius: I watched her as she was brushing her soft hair, with such gentle moves you could swear she was dancing in the rythm of the storm outside the window. She looked calm this time. Like nothing could bother her because she was surrounded by peace and beauty. At least until something DID actually bother her. On the nightstand next to her, her phone started to ring. She immediately threw away the brush and picked up the phone, whispering something into it that I couldn’t possibly understand. She looked angry, however. “Who was that?”, I asked as her eyes lifted to meet mine. “No one”, she answered confidently. I lifted a brow and she sighed, unlocking her phone to show me the screen. In big, black,bold letters there was written “No one” under a telephone number that I couldn’t recognise. I was shocked. “Then how did you added me to your contact list?”, I couldn’t help my curiosity. “None of your business”. And literally, she added me under that name. After that, we found ourselves laughing so hard on the hardwood floor until God knows when. She’s a genius and that’s when I realised how much I could possibly love her.

Pisces: “Get out of my way”, she yelled with her small fists clenched. I shook my head and tried to touch her arm but she screamed again and took a step back, falling on the bed with hot tears running down her cheeks. It broke my heart to see her like this. But it was all my fault. I carefully sat down next to her and, to my astonishment, she gave me the permission to touch her shoulder, in a comforting manner. “Please, listen to me”, I whispered, feeling how tears are starting to sting my eyes as well. “I’m done listening to you”, her beautiful eyes met mine, red because of how much she has been crying. I could see her suffering crystal clear. I’m such an idiot. “I love you so much and I always will but this time is different. This time, despite my feelings for you, I will leave and I will be happy. Without you. I am capable of moving forward. Alone. I am strong, ok? Regardless of what you think of me”, she suddenly cupped my face with her small hands and gave me a long, passionate kiss before getting up and running out the door. That’s the last time I saw her and I think about that moment every single day of my life. I hope she does too, because I can’t forget her.

Random things about the signs:

♈️aries♈️ — tries to play it cool but they shy away SO HARD when they see something that turns them on, it’s funny. stares a lot when you’re not paying attention. stalks u . subtle when expressing feelings and emotions (usually just dropping small hints because they’re not good at actually talking about this kind of sh!t)

♉️taurus♉️ — sweet but psycho. say something bad about the things and people they love and they’ll karate chop your ass. probably reads a lot of wattpad books. so gentle and fragile it’s cute.

♊️gemini♊️ — starts a conversation with literally anyone (strangers or not) but it’s pretty hard to get on their top list. they are very pretentious. such big hearts omg (don’t even try to throw shade, pls).

♋️cancer♋️ — all innocent and sweet but did you ever start a discussion about sex around them? they basically can’t wait… beware!!

♌️leo♌️ — surprisingly mysterious. no matter how much they share of themselves with the world, there’s always something more. dramatic but with a hint of humour. probably a big feminist.

♍️virgo♍️ — haven’t met one who doesn’t have anger issues. they want the world to think that they’re doing fine when they’re single BUT THEY’RE NOT. clingy people boost their egos but they’re gonna ditch you in a sec if you’re too clingy.

♎️libra♎️ — they’re just crazy. couldn’t care less about what people think of them (only the opinion of those closest to their hearts matter). wants to plan hook-ups for their single friends. basically a bratz doll.

♏️scorpio♏️ — poker face 24/7. sucker for baggy, comfy clothes. they’re such great lovers I feel like crying lol. don’t mess up with them, they’re not afraid of blood. if you’re friends with them, you should know how much they enjoy to make fun of you in the most somber ways possible.

♐️sagittarius♐️ — they can sit on a chair and do nothing at all and you could still feel their wild energy. competitive to a maximum. they may give off superficial vibes but only they know how big their standars are and the opinion of those around them hardly ever matters.

♑️capricorn♑️ — they may not be the most social people out there but they are trying their best to treat everyone equally. they are very strong and always let people notice this about themselves HOWEVER, they still long for someone to understand that they can be vulnerable too, deep inside. “smart” memes, please.

♒️aquarius♒️ — here to help and listen to anyone who feels desolated. incredibly hard to figure out since they hardly ever share themselves with the world. observant as fck. they love to love and they care so much more than they tend to show, it’s just hard to express their feelings without looking weak or clingy (two things that they find unacceptable to be)

♓️pisces♓️ — their guilty pleasure is to annoy their friends and loved ones (do you have an off button, tho?). probably fangirling over anything. uses memes to describe their moods. superstitious. colorful instagram themes because HELLO, I’m artistic .

Weekly horoscope (sorry)

❤️ARIES: You’re feisty, who doesn’t know that? Well, despise that Valentine’s Day date that you don’t have…

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TAURUS: You enjoy cooking so much, there’s no wonder you burn away all your chances with literally anyone.

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GEMINI: You won’t be alone on Valentine’s Day. The cops guarding your prison cell seem to be quite fun, actually. You can thank your friends for that ;)

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CANCER: Your social life is ON FIRE this week. You’ll make a ton of friends towards the end of the week…friends you met at The Foster House For Imaginary Friends.

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❤️LEO: You’re all about adventure this week. But, after all, how can you be feeling after you’ve been kidnapped by all the ex-es you tried to prank during the weekend? Hope you’ll have a lovely trip, tho <3

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VIRGO: You’re very careful with the people around you. I mean, you’re isolated on an island with cannibals, I would be the same.

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LIBRA: You seem to be discovering a lot of new things lately. Right now you might surprisingly find out your lover is really kinky around knives and wants to try A LOT of things with you on Valentine’s Day :)

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SCORPIO: Ready, steady, stop! You can’t participate at the annual copule’s marathon, at least, not with a person you drugged and kidnapped :/

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❤️SAGITTARIUS: An adventurous mood could overtake you. Too bad you broke up with that ex that actually used to have money to pay for all your shitty dreams.

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CAPRICORN: An unexpected visit is going to leave you speachless. But don’t worry, anyone would be a little touched by finding out that your house is being selled. Told you to not mess with that creepy bartender…

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AQUARIUS: Your crush is finally going to notice you this week!! Hiding in the bushes in their backyard with binoculars. But hey, a trip to the police station isn’t that bad, right? I mean, your crush noticed you!!!

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PISCES: Everybody’s gonna be talking about your presence at work. They’re super impressed with you, that’s why they emailed you about that new job you should be searching for. You’re probably too good to work with them anymore :*

-HABBITS- Aries-Gemini-Cancer-Virgo-Aquarius-Leo

Questions I have for the Zodiac Signs (excuse the shade):

Aries: Why do you always pretend to not care when deep down you’re shattering? Why do you always play this “insensitive b*tch” game especially with those you claim to care about? Breaking their hearts with your hot & cold actions. Why is caring such a bad thing for you? Do you think that coldness and aloofness is not going to break your heart too, eventually?

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Taurus: How can you always forgive those who made you suffer so very deeply? Those who made you feel pathetic, not worthy enough, stupid and ordinary. How many times do you have to fall and tangle yourself in the web of their lies just because you’re afraid of being lonely? Afraid of not being liked. How many past mistakes does it take you in order to finally note down the lessons?

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Gemini: Why do you always allow your feelings to mix up with your life choices, seeming as if you change your mind 10 times per minute? Why are you, deep down, so afraid that you’re going to end up alone and sad if you give up on toxic people? On people that don’t deserve you. How can someone so confident and bold be fooled this easily?

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Cancer: Why do you always feel the need to fit in, to blend in with all these boring ass people and their stupid standards of beauty, intellect or humor. Why can’t you take a deep breath and just accept yourself, without feeling this powerful need to be liked by everyone. Without trying to be their kind of cool. Be your kind of cool. Can you do that?

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Leo: Can you actually stop wanting to be right about everything all the time? Can you actually accept the fact that you do mistakes too, just like everyone else? Can you just sit down and finally admit that you’re suffering? That deep down you know you’re wrong and that shatters all your confidence? You’re not alone. And certainly not ridiculous for feeling down.

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Virgo: Why do you stress so much over so little? Why do you always feel this enormous need to have control over everything? Perhaps you have self issues, a desire so strong for perfectionism that you just can’t accept life as it is sometimes. But do you think that stressing over building the perfect kingdom is going to make you happy? Do you actually think that power is going to last forever? Do you think that stressing is living? That perfect means happy? Just go with the f*cking flow and learn to embrace imperfection for God’s sake!!!

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Libra: Does acting all nice and sweet actually make you a good person? Do you, for real, think that if you bathe people in compliments they’ll like you just like that? Is this what you do in order to gain people on your side in case one day you’ll fall and don’t want to be lonely? My dear, acting sweet isn’t going to get you through all the pain life has to offer. Learn to say no, learn to move on, learn to be lonely. Or perhaps you don’t want to? Maybe you’re too scared.

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Scorpio: Does watching from a distance feel good? When all you want to do is just f*cking go for it? When you just feel the need to aproach that one person and talk, tell them everything you’re feeling, with no shame. Does it feel good to watch them being happy without you, just because you’re too proud of yourself to just admit that you’re not as perfect as you think? Do you actually think that you’re stronger than everyone else when, in reality, you run away from everything that makes you feel unsure of yourself? From everything that doesn’t fit into the imaginary patterns you drew all your life?

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Sagittarius: Do you think people can’t actually see through your bullsh*t? That they can’t figure out when you’re truly happy and glowy and when you fake all the smiles and nice comments? You’re an honest person, most of the time. But that mind of yours, those feeling that you don’t pay much attention to, they eventually show. And when they show, all I want to know is: are you prepared to be alone? Misunderstood? Or do you expect all those people you kept second guessing to still stick around you?

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Capricorn: Are you aware of your own rudeness when you start showing off that huge ego you’ve got? Are you that insecure that you can’t afford people judging you? Why do you constantly feel the need to put yourself into a light that only makes you perfect, showing people that you’re better than them? Why are you afraid to admit that you’re confused too. That you don’t know the answer to all the questions or problems. Why do you need to constantly approve yourself through the eyes of society?

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Aquarius: How can you wake up every day, knowing how many terrible things stain your hands, without feeling any trace of regret? How can you, so suddenly and abruptly, throw away all your emotions when you feel threatened by others? Do you actually think you can run away forever from your own demons? From those emotions you tear away from your heart and pretend you have never felt them? Do you actually think that, in this way, people are going to stop hating? Stop trying to bing you down? Well, my dear, no. This world is f*cking cruel and I guess so are you.

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Pisces: Does the “cool” etiquette feels good to posses? Does being two-faced, mean and trashy feels good? I gues it does, at least after you gain a statutus of popularity. After you’ve got yourself a bunch of people you can call friends, but secretly hate on. Why are you doing all of these things? What are you trying to prove? That you’re lovable? Kind? Sweet? My dear friend, you don’t have to shove this in everyone’s faces. You only have to feel it deep down. You don’t need lots of likes and lots of friends to prove yourself. Or do you?

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It’s Christmas and I kind of feel bad for posting this because I know it may be plain and simple rude. I’m really sorry in case I’ve just ruined the vibe BUT I strongly belive that this EXCUSE THE SHADE series I came up with is actually kind of entertaining and can bring out the truth underneath the STEREOTYPES.

I’m an Aquarius and just called out bullshit on myself, hope I’ll fix my behaviour in 2019, haha ♒️ What’s your NY goal?

THE SIGNS AS I KNOW THEM (excuse the shade):

ARIES: sometimes intimidating, extremely confident people with crazy desire to share their opinions and ideas with the world, massive flirts, loud mouths, independent and super funny. They tend to hide away their true feelings and pretend they don’t care about anything. Intriguing personality that can make anyone fall in love with them almost immediately.

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TAURUS: perssistent, easily manipulated, great listeners, romantic —low-key would do anything for their loved one—, classy and natural beauty and sense of style. They associate friends with family. Fun to be around yet stubborn and independent. They love learning new stuff.

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GEMINI: artistic —even if they aren’t artists—, big eyes filled with joy and hope, whimsical minds, bad puns that somehow sound hilarious when they tell them, exotic minds, witty —they know something about everything and have a large range of information and facts—, actually loyal. Can be a little over-dramatic but that doesn’t mean they’re lying. Usually stereotyped as two-faced but in reality they are just honest —thing that bothers people—.

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CANCER: trying to seem arrogant, overwhelmed almost all the time, in need of attention and approval, artsy —they’re aesthetically pleasing and have good taste in all kinds of art—, secretive before they know they can trust you, shy when it comes to confessing love, trying to be something they’re clearly not. They handle criticism with sarcastic humor; they know they’re better than you.

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LEO: doesn’t need approval from anyone in anything, goal-oriented, can make their way out of any kind of situation by simply using their charm and intelligence, uses a variety of memes to describe their feelings. They don’t easily fall in love but when they do you’ll know it’s real. #extra without even trying. CONFIDENT.

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VIRGO: resting bitch face but deep down sensitive and caring for those who are close to their heart, grammar cops, pretty sexual —pretty much—, party animals at night, robots functioning on caffeine during the day. Minimalistic sense of style that reflects the art of simplicity in which they strongly belive just like aliens belive in taking over the world. (This description is a mess but so they are sometimes. Shh, you don’t know it from here).

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LIBRA: fashion masters, goofy and weird, the real trash talkers just because they’re bored and, honestly, better than you. Overall peace-makers and cheesy. Cute instagram feed, delicate manicure and light makeup. They know A LOT of people —sometimes it’s annoying because they bump into people they know, all the time they step outside the house—. Charming and flirtatious, showing their intelligence through fantastic humor.

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SCORPIO: somehow scary —but honestly, they wouldn’t even be able to kill a fly—, too proud of themselves to admit shit they’ve done wrong, wanna be cool, actual softies, sexual creatures who can eat you alive with just their eyes. The definition of possesive. Paranoid and moody —one moment all hot and sexy, next second cooler than ice—, more intelligent than you think. They can be bold when showing affection, just because they want to warn others that you belong to them and only them.

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SAGITTARIUS: rarely freaks out FOR REAL, sassy kings and queens, original, naturally born with a dramatic side that makes them extraordinare actors, passionate. They inspire by using their intellect —which btw, yes, they have haha, you haters—. Literally good at anything they do (tell me your secret, please). Showing love might be hard just because they generally feel unsure of their true feelings.

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CAPRICORN: dark humor, actual selfish people who only think about themselves, masters ar stressing over minor problems, the real foodies, probably the coolest people in school/on instagram/at work —or whatever environment you’re in—, attractive in an unexplainable way. Touchy —plain and simple touchy—. Protective. Born smart. Easily hurt by negative comments but would never EVER admit it.

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AQUARIUS: their charm makes them appear fake —which they might actually be, not gonna lie—, plain and simple weird, angry at their unlucky destiny, daydreamers, softies who hide their desire for true love, probably dreaming of the idea of soulmates —right now—. Their kindness usually makes them look like fools and that’s why people don’t give them credits for important stuff they make in this world. “The best friend”. Crying at movies and SUPER clumsy and awkward. Tired of being labeled as “not important” or “the cold one”; they kind of love attention.

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PISCES: more selfish that you may think, attention whores and tea spillers. They want to look and act cute all the time and are hurt if someone says it looks fake. Always up to impress intriguing people they are attracted to, by using their most valuable talents. Family guys —and girls—, food lovers, sports oriented, extreme love for alcoohol. Sort of mysterious and hard to figure out. Bubbly flirts who don’t play hard to get.

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Hard to excuse myself after this amount of shade but keep in mind that this is my personal opinion and, also, my personal experience with the signs. I’m an Aqua and I just called out bullshit on myself sooo… haha anyway every sign has it’s good and bad traits, view this as a chance to find out more about both of them, perhaps?? ♒️

•Why you should TOTALLY date the signs

Aries: They are the definition of adventure, passion and intellectual stimulation. Their humor has the power to light up any bad day. Never boring & always full of energy. Willing to get out the best in you.

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Taurus: They will teach you the benefits of slow reveal and do that old fashioned thing of getting to know each other first before ripping clothes off. Gentle & thoughtful. Won’t let anyone judge you.

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Gemini: Their imagination is fascinating, just like their overall personality. They are such good partners that time spent with them flies by without even realising. Spontaneous, adaptable & talentated conversationalists.

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Cancer: They’ll actually listen and give a f*ck about everything you’re saying. Cancer brings a sense of connectedness to the dating table. Sentimental & deeply connected to their family & friends. Great at making you feel cared of.

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Leo: This sign will remind you off a sense of occasion – how much fun it is to dress up and choose the perfect accessory to compliment the perfect outfit. They also have really big hearts of gold & are a great shoulder to cry on. Fabulously nice.

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Virgo: They usually have a mindful aura. They can help you live a healthier life and also keep you inspired with their knowledge. Five star time managers Virgo will also teach you how to seamlessly fit a lot more into an average day without stress overload. Sort of mysterious.

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Libra: They are carefree, fun people that just simply LIVE for a little romance. Cliche-ic or not, they will give you the exact amount of attention you need, without asking for anything in return. Their love can make them become completely selfless. Dreamy & peace makers.

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Scorpio: They represent temptation in flesh and bones. Firey personality, they will make you pray for their presence in your life. Extremely passionate & possesive. The thrill is always there.

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Sagittarius: They are the kind of people who aren’t afraid of showing affection in most weird ways possible. Blame it on their spontaneous character or on their free spirit. Open minded geniuses & super sweet when in love.

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Capricorn: They’ll motivate and life you up. They typically reprezent the perfect partner as they will constantly try to inspire you and help you reach your goals. Relaxing presence & generous.

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Aquarius: They are the eye-opener you’ve probably searched for for so long! They’ll challenge you to examine yourself, they’ll teach you how to love yourself and everyone around you. Great listeners & encouraging. Sometimes can be selfless.

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Pisces: They can easily help you out by sharing their funky viewpoint upon life. They’ll talk about anything and everything and will always protect you, under any circumstances. Sensitive but not a fool. That one person who will never laugh at you if you cry at movies.

-zodiac males-

AnAries shook his head, a small smile curving his wet lips, as his eyes glanced in my direction. He leaned in closer, grabbing my palms which were covering my face. He, then, whispered in my ear, softly, “Don’t cover your face, I want to remember every single detail of it, always and forever”.

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ATaurus was blocking my way out of the science lab, looking down at me with a serious, stern face. I raised a brow before he could pull me back into the, now, empty classroom. “I saw how he looked at you”, he whispered and a shiver bloomed up my spine as I gulped. “You are mine, only”, he continued as he placed a soft kiss on my forehead.

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AGemini was laughing with a large group of tomboys, looking my way as I walked into the caffee. He quickly whispered something into a guy’s ear before he stormed off to me, a wide, childish grin decorating his face. “Hello, gorgeous, would you mind helping me win a bet?”, he held out his hand towards me, waiting for my response that seemed to never come out of my mouth.

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ACancer knocked at my door, late at night, with a bag full of snaks in his right arm and a fresh flower in the other one. He looked up at me, his eyes glistening with what seemed like adoration and frustration, before he handed his gifts to me. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I love you before this very moment”, he smiled softly, hiding away the saddness in his voice.

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ALeo was approaching the conflict I found myself in a couple of minutes ago, and immediately pushed back the tall guy who was forcing me to give him my last pocket money. Leo scared him off almost instantly, with his dangerously agressive gaze and after that, turned around to hug me tight to his chest. “How dare he treat my queen like a peasant?”, he whispered, stroking my hair gently.

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AVirgo hid his face behind his phone as I approached him to say hi. Giving me a warning look as I sat next to him on the bench, he finally realized I wasn’t going to leave so he put his phone away, staring deeply into my eyes. “Rude”, he scoffed but then entertwined his slender fingers with mine.

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ALibra jumped on the bed, laughing loudly as he listened to me sing a very popular song that played in the background. After some time, he lifted me up on the bed, next to him, as we were both left breathless after so much laughter and simply looked at my trembling lips. “I’m going to kiss you until I’ll wake up on the moon”, he brushed my hair and, before I knew it, his lips crushed over mine.

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AScorpio was staying behind my back, watching how my hand was moving over the paper that was now filled with all sorts of lines, creating a sketch. I looked over at him but his body seemed to jump as my eyes met his and, in just a matter of seconds, he crossed his arms over his chest and found his way out of the room, mumbling underneath his breath a frustrated “Damn, control yourself”.

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ASagittarius spotted me in the crowd at the local fair and left his group of friends to come talk to me for a couple of seconds. As usual, he was making jokes and being a really good company and mate but something made me question the nervousness in his eyes and the way he always seemed to reach out for my hand but stopped as soon as he realized he was going to touch me. After some time, he laughed loudly and face palmed himself. “Jeez, you make me so nervous”, he giggled.

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ACapricorn was showing me some good memes he found last night on tumblr, as well as he was rambling about a really important competition he totally ignored until the last moment. As he was scrolling through his phone, showing me the funny pictures, he stumbled across a picture of me. His breath nearly stopped but somehow, he managed to clear his throat and hide away his phone before his cheeks blushed SO hard. “Remember the meme about awkward moments?”, he chuckled nervously as I nodded, amuzed.

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AnAquarius was lazily sipping his coffee as he texted someone, noticing with the corner of his eyes how I was glancing his way, hoping he’ll come say hi. As he threw his phone back into his backpack, sipping the last drop of coffee in his cup, he finally walked towards my table and pattet my shoulder, friendly. “Nice choice of clothing”, he winked at me before walking out of the coffee shop, leaving me confused and alone.

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APisces was driving his car silently, listening to the radio, glancing from time to time my way without saying a word, regarding the pressure between our bodies. I tried to crack up a joke about the bright choice of colors I could notice inside of his charcoal black car but all he did was nodd and carefully grab my hand, placing it on his knee. “You should see the color of my bedsheets, then”, he smirked and watched how I blushed HARD.

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I saw how popular these are so I decided to make my own version as I had no idea what to post next and I was dangerously close to socially disappearing again #aquariusproblems

My experience with each sign as FRIENDS (AQUARIUS):

•ARIES:An emotional rollercoaster. With them I felt like when I was on the edge, suddenly, they pulled me back into the brutal reality where they would be next to me, encouraging me to do all the stupid stuff I’m afraid of because YOLOOO b*tch.

•TAURUS:Safe. With their friendship in my hands, I felt nothing but understood. They have a really calming presence that drew me into their cozy arms where I could’ve cried my eyes out all day long without being judged. They are really encouraging.

•GEMINI:Out of this galaxy. With them, by my side, I felt like I finally found my soulmate. They are the people I am usually drawn to and, not gonna lie, they are the best listeners and advice givers as they are so wise. Having the chance to dance around with them is a blessing. They’re funnier than a bear who dances Macarena???

•CANCER:Saved. With them, I got to feel the experience of feeling truly saved, no matter how minor my problem was, they were there and they have helped me go through all of it’s stages without leaving my side.

•LEO:Powerful. With their marvelous presence in my life, I have learned things that I thought were impossible. Listening to them was as comforting as smelling the perfume of confidence and optimism. They seemed to have the key to any closed door, the enthusiasm for any party and the trustworthy personality that any friend needs.

•VIRGO:Crazy. With them in my life, I felt like we both got the chance to break out of our shells of comfort, together. They were always up to trying new things or feelings and sometimes their hidden adventurous side really caught me off-guard. They truly know the fact that real friends don’t let you do silly things alone.

•LIBRA:In love. With them I felt love, not in the classic way with like kissing and other stuff, but in love with their personality and way of living life. Their soft, magnetic personality made me feel intrigued but their wisdom and fun, adventurous side is what made me stay. And when it comes to them, I don’t think anyone would ever want to leave once they get inside their heads and hearts.

•SCORPIO:Intrigued. With them I felt like there was always something missing while solving the mystery of their personality. Once I found a piece from the puzzle, they were gone and only came back with another mysetery for me to solve. I felt their hands upon my mind and soul, trying so hard to control them. They made me shiver out of anxiety but I guess that’s why I kept playing with them. Out of curiosity.

•SAGGITARIUS:Relatable. With them I felt like I was looking in the mirror while we were both talking. I have never met people as easy going as them. They easily opened my eyes when all I could see was the darkness that confusion was painting my reality in.

•CAPRICORN:Intimidated. With them I felt intimidated by their intelligence and the arrogance they were using to prove people how smart they truly are. Their dark humor and harsh glances were giving me shivers but there was always something soft to them that made me wonder what they were hiding. And that soft thing was the only reason I have ever needed to stay.

•AQUARIUS:Adrenaline. With them I felt like I was always competing, to see which one has better taste in clothes, music or boys. There was never a moment of pause from this silly game and after sometime I was starting to get tired of it. Even though they made me feel good and sometimes even understood, I can understand why it’s sometimes dangerous to put two Aquarius people, along with their crazy intellect, in the same room. The world is just about to get dominated by chaos.

•PISCES:True. With them I felt like I finally found my other half in terms of friendship. We were both prone on doing stupid things together, falling in love at the same time, dancing on the street or stargazing. With them I felt close enough to spill all of my secrets and all of my dreams and I have never been judged. Instead, they did just the same. It felt like we were a perfect friendship match.

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//How do you manage your anger according to your zodiac sign: //

•ARIES: When an Aries gets mad, they tend to erupt just like a volcano, and anyone standing around them will get burned by their words. There is no middle ground with an Aries, as their emotions tend to get the best of them.

•TAURUS: They usually keep their emotions to themselves, and can get passive aggressive if you rub them the wrong way. If you want to know if you’ve angered a Taurus, you’ll have to ask, because they won’t just admit that to you. They have a lot of pride in themselves, and don’t like it when people get under their skin so easily.

•GEMINI: Geminis don’t generally have a bad temper, but if you get on their bad side, you’ll definitely know it. It takes a lot for them to muster up the energy for a confrontation, however, so you might get the silent treatment if you make a Gemini mad. You’ll probably have to make the first move if you want to made amends with a Gemini, because they have a tendency to avoid reconciliation and instead may just write you off.

•CANCER: If you make them angry, they will just hide their feelings until they eventually blow up. Cancers are one of the most passive aggressive signs of them all, so if you cross them, you’ll have to chase after them just to get a response. They’ll go into recluse mode and hide inside their shell if you manage to penetrate their tough exterior

•LEO: Leos have a hot temper, just like any fire sign would. However, Leos get over the issue just as quickly as they got mad over it, mostly because they have the attention span of a child. They’re angry one minute about something you said, but then the next minute, they’re chasing after a pretty butterfly they saw behind you. Leos actually manage their anger quite well as a fire sign, because they don’t allow their tempers to get in the way of their zest for life.

•VIRGO: Virgos don’t really anger easily, and have one of the calmest dispositions of all the signs. They have an analytical, logical approach to emotions, and as such, don’t really allow them to overtake their lives. However, since Virgos don’t express emotions well, they do tend to hide how they feel at times just so they don’t burden others with their feelings.

•LIBRA: As the peacekeeper of the zodiac, Libras don’t really like to let their anger get the best of them. Actually, they’d rather just move on from whatever made them angry in the first place, but this can lead to bottling up their feelings and holding grudges. They have a habit of using your past mistakes against you, and can grow resentful if an issue is swept under the rug.

•SCORPIO: Scorpios can become hot-headed pretty easily, but they oftentimes won’t let you know it. Instead, they’ll plot revenge in their head, because they don’t like people toying with their emotions. Scorpios will retreat into their shell once angered, so you’ll have to let them cool off first before you try to make amends.

•SAGITTARIUS: As the third fire sign in the zodiac, a Sagittarius will really let you have it if you make them mad. They don’t really know how to regulate their emotions, and believe in expressing them as much as possible. Sagittarians tend to explode when they get mad, and will bowl over anyone who stands in their way.

•CAPRICORN: Capricorns, being an Earth sign, don’t tend to get mad very often. However, they also bottle up their feelings, and explode months later about every issue that they haven’t dealt with since. Capricorns secretly get frustrated about little things, but don’t like to express that as it makes them seem very child-like. When they do get mad, many people don’t know how to deal with their fiery temper.

•AQUARIUS: Aquarians don’t mind debating, but they really hate arguing with a passion. If you get mad, they’ll likely just walk away. They don’t really like to allow their emotions to run wild, and present a composed, even-keeled disposition at all times. If someone makes them angry, they really will just avoid them rather than addressing the problem.

•PISCES: As a water sign, Pisces’ emotions run deep. So, their anger can get the best of them at times, but they won’t let you know that. Instead, they’ll deal with their emotions in the peace and quiet of their room, and will come talk to you when they’ve calmed down a bit. They do tend to hold grudges, but if you mean a lot to them, they’ll try their best to work things out.

What loving the zodiac signs is going to feel like:

♈️ARIES: Wild, but far from wrong. Destructive but far from hurtful. Unique but far from dangerous. Like living in the flames of a burning fire that dances between the thick sheets of darkness, with a force so invincible and so powerful. So divine you’ll feel like kissing God himself when you’re actually healing the Devil.

♉️TAURUS: Luxury exists only where there is hard-work and a colosal amount of passion driven by the madness that love is. And that madness, that drop of pure craziness it’s what keeps people glued to reality. Down to earth. Protected. Fought for. Wanted. You’ll literally feel the luxury behind these harmonious gifts and the effect of a powerful yet almost weithtless feeling of scented, amorous touch of kindness.

♊️GEMINI: A tailor is someone whose job is to repair, make or adjust clothes. But feeling the pinch of a needle going right through your veins, with an electricity so shocking, stitching all the holes in your soul with such a gentle touch, it’s not a tailor’s job anymore but a lovers. And stitich after stitch, you’ll finally realize why lovers are said to become one, in the end. Melted into a harmony so bright and melodious. Hopeful. Reborn. Happy. And most importantly, understood.

♋️CANCER: Like those golden mornings, scented by a sweet, innocent parfume, with birds chiriping in your ears. Like the touch of a light, silk fabric on your naked warm skin. Protected by the Gods. Adored by the angels. Carried by the soft hands of the refreshing wind and drunken by the thick liquid of happiness. Cared of.

♌️LEO: You know those afternoons you used to spend in the park with your friends,laughing and climbing on trees. Having a good time. Feeling youthful and totally unstoppable. This is a feeling only a special, curious and adventurous person can provide for somebody. And being able to be that somebody who can taste the sweet, savory fruit of childhood over and over again is truly a blessing.

♍️VIRGO: Empowered by an invincible force of intelligence is somekind of power anyone is looking for. And being able to feel it while laying down next to a warm body who provides comfort and security is not even called luck but more of a gift the Universe decided to prize you with. You’ll feel glorious. Like someone who won the trophy they waited for their entire lives. Thrilled by the soft happiness you found through the glasses of normality.

♎️LIBRA: Captive in the arms of absolute freedom is not captivity at all. You’ll feel harmony, beauty and pure rivers of love grow from within the core of your heart and soul, blooming shy grins on your lips while affection colors the pupils of your never ending passion for life. Fruitful. Perfect. Bathed into small, cold drops of rain, washing away all your sorrows.

♏️SCORPIO: Like in your everyday life, you’ll feel sparks of intimidation, anxiety or anger. But sparks fly, and flying they’ll slowly transform into glowing flames of passion. A passion so honest and so aggresive it will drive you insane. And losing sanity is, sometimes, a blessing. A harsh detachment from reality that is going to lead your way into a candle-lit cave where passion and errotic love collide, creating a sphere of perfection that can barely be described by words.

♐️SAGITTARIUS: A compliment can make someone blush, a joke can make someone laugh so hard their face might turn red and an adventure might color the entire universe and life conception of an individual in just a matter of a few minutes. With them, you’ll feel inspired, entertained and like an outcast living with your other half, far away in space while laughing at everyone and their pathetic, boring fates. You’ll feel special, somehow like that one perfect story-teller you always wanted to become when you would be fat and old.

♑️CAPRICORN: Being a black sheep is not always something bad and in this case, it is far from being a flaw. Standing out from the crowd while fitting into the patterns of such a hilariuos human being is absolutely extraordinary. You’ll feel like a lucky charm, carried around like something made by God’s hands. Precious. Watched by a knight in shining armor who is willing to sacrifice their perfect minds and blinding futures for a feeling as beautiful as this.

♒️AQUARIUS: Alice had to fall to get to Wonderland, but once she did so, she found herself in a world where everything and anything was possible. And falling IN LOVE with the out-of-the-ordinary, rebellious and revolutionary Aquarius won’t be far from what Alice experienced in Wonderland. You’ll truly feel like you’re broken from whatever the term of “ordinary” even means. Bathed in sweet dreams from head to toe with two arms as soft as the wings of a butterfly wrapped around your torso, drawing swirls of hope on your body and sticking amused grins on your lips. You’ll feel irreplaceable.

♓️PISCES: There’s nothing like a specific word to describe the euphoric perfection you’ll feel while loving this specific individual as it will be completely different from what you initially expected. But if I should compare it to something I would probably choose the expression “on cloud nine”. You’ll feel a unique energy, a calming breeze of fresh air in your life, the smell of new begginings and a precious state of happiness while drawning into the sweet nothings they whisper into your ear while your eyes are closed, dreaming of another world, another hope but never another love because there’s truly nothing more beautiful that the love they provide. Calming. Soft. Sweet. Truly incredible.

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Omg I finally post after socially disappearing

What your birth chart will teach you:

SUN: Why do I act and express myself the way I do

MOON: Why do I react and feel the way I do

ASCENDENT: Why do I see and meet the world the way I do

MERCURY: Why do I think and communicate the way I do

VENUS: Why do I express affection the way I do

MARS: Why do I express anger and passion the way I do

JUPITER: Where do I feel most confident and where do I push my luck

SATURN: Where do I feel most anxious and where do I need to realize authority

URANUS: Where do I rebel and innovate

NEPTUNE: Where do I lose touch with reality and how do I escape it

PLUTO: Where do I feel most powerless and how do I need to let go of ego to transform

MIDHEAVEN: What do I want to achieve and who do I want to become

DESCENDENT: What do I project on other people

Zodiac signs as type of F•R•I•E•N•D•S :

•ARIES: The one that stands up for you, low-key is super protective and would do anything for their friends, EXTREMELY funny and never boring. Better keep them forever!

•TAURUS: The one who sorts out your drama and helps you go through any problems, smart and caring, they won’t let you do silly things alone

•GEMINI: That friend whose life seems perfect because of their funny and friendly personality, they will help you achieve any crazy goal you come up with, always has some great advice

•CANCER: They take you everywhere because you mean a lot more than you think to them, they’re funny and trustworthy, the mom friend pretty much

•LEO: The party animal, the one who boosts up your confidence and makes you feel beautiful, they are inspiring, funny and witty, they will let you borrow anything from them and will always have your back when drama makes it’s way into your life

•VIRGO: The honest friend who will help you sort out your problems step by step, they’ll never lie to you even if the truth is not what you were hoping to hear, they value friendship and can keep a secret 100%. Also, they’re pretty funny too

•LIBRA: That friend who introduces you to everyone they know because all they truly want is peace and love in this world, they will come to your house with chocolate and ice cream if you have a bad day and will be the shoulder you can cry on anytime you need to be heared

•SCORPIO: The one who will literally kill for you. LITERALLY!! They know everything about you and won’t let anybody judge you, best buddy ever <3

•SAGITTARIUS: There’s never a dull moment with them as all they do is joke around and make you laugh all the time, they will take you on crazy adventures and always take your oppinion in consideration

•CAPRICORN: The smart friend who will help you understand a lot of things and also show you methods in completing your dreams and goals, they’ll often make fun of you but just because they love you a lot

•AQUARIUS: The one who lets you be yourself, they won’t force you into activities that make you feel uncomfortable and will always try their best into giving you intellectual advice

•PISCES: The one who really knows how to listen to your problems, they will keep all of your secrets and fight back for you. They’re up for some stupid and silly activities and low-key no one will understand what you guys are talking as they only speak using inside jokes

Zodiac signs as type of girlfriends:

•ARIES: Keeps it real, adveturous, not usually “lovey dovey”, don’t touch her unless she touches you first

•TAURUS: Honest, will laugh at all your jokes, tries her best to support you and make you happy, SHE WANTS TO BE COMPLIMENTED ALL THE TIME

•GEMINI: Awkward at times, still very cute, charming, adventurous, great imagination that’s gonna come up with the best nicknames and expects you to do the same

•CANCER: Makes sure you’re happy, SUPER clingy, can be extremely cheezy but it’s cute, BEST cuddler ever, honest and deep love

•LEO: Wild, wants to have fun, unique and intriguing personality that draws people to her, wants to be the best for you so you better compliment her daily, deep kisses and lots of fun

•VIRGO: Can be super shy before she gets comfortable around you, shares all her interests and expects you to do the same, will always try to help you, lowkey the rock of the relationship

•LIBRA: Flirty, romantic, gentle, spontaneous but can sometimes be insecure about herself, loves hugs and always finds excuses to makeout with her lover. SUPER CUTE!!!

•SCORPIO: She’s always herself and finds people who try to copy somebody else ridiculous, tries to find activities that make both of you happy, likes surprises and misteries, very touchy

•SAGITTARIUS: Cute, uses humor to get herslef out of awkward situations, likes to do coupley and cheezy things, will come up with the best date ideas, never boring

•CAPRICORN: May come off as too serious when it comes to relationships but that might be just because she really craves true love and support from her partner, faithful and loyal, won’t let anyone talk sh*t about their partner

•AQUARIUS: She’s an enigma, a puzzle that only a few can solve but honestly she only wants to be treated right, loves little surprises and long random talks at night, she likes when her lover plays with her hair, can be way too cheezy and flirty (ik, you wouldn’t expect it)

•PISCES: SUPER chill, expects her partner to remember every random detail from their conversations, she needs attention 24/7, funny and a sucker for lazy nights in front of the TV while making out.

Zodiac signs as type of BOYFRIENDS:

•ARIES: The strong, independent, masculine and adventurous type. Can become overprotective and irritated but as soon as you prove your love and loyalty to him, there won’t be any trouble. LOVES to explore new places and try out new things and avoids at all costs boring situations.

•TAURUS: Dependable, romantic, loyal and patient. Low-key boyfriend material. He might be stubborn from time to time but if you know how to calm him down and show him that it’s better to work as a team and not as rivals, he will loosen up. He’ll never want to hurt you.

•GEMINI: Probably the most interesting person you’ll ever meet. As he’s an adventure seeker since birth, there won’t be anything such as dull moments with him because he will constantly find ways to surprise you with unexpected gifts or dates. Flirty and one of the best listeners and advice givers.

•CANCER: You will never be able to question his loyalty as he’ll basically consider you the center of attention from his entire world. Family orientated and reliable. Might seem more sensitive than you but deep down he is super strong and would do anything for his lover.

•LEO: The extremely protective boyfriend that isn’t scared of starting a jealousy scene in front of everybody because that guy was secretly “hitting on you”. He will equally look at you and treat you like a queen. Pays extra time on listening to what you have to say. Will there be any adventure involved? Of course, he’s a leo lol.

•VIRGO: With him you’ll have a true bond. No mind games, ghosting or any other twisted dating trends that we’re ALL tired of. He means what he says and is 100% honest with you. This man will always have your back and he will help you with anything you need. Honestly, he deserves the respect and support that he craves from a romantic relationship.

•LIBRA: The sweet, gentle and romantic boyfriend you see in movies. He would drop any plans just to cuddle with you on a couch if you need that. Gives amazing advice but might be kind of insecure on the inside. GREAT kisser???

•SCORPIO: Intense is the summary of this man. He will try to bring out the best and the worst out of you so that he will know EVERYTHING about you. He’s fearless, passionate, wild and intelligent. Has a harder time opening up but once they do, you’ve just got yourself a lover for a lifetime.

•SAGITTARIUS: Being in a relationship with this man will definately feel and BE different. He is the one who can brighten up any bad day and he will always be there when you need some confidence boost. He’ll want to spend time with you but don’t imagine a typical date at a restaurant or at the movies. He’ll probably make reality feel like a movie as he will take you with him on an unexpected adventure.

•CAPRICORN: Stable, ambitious and patient are key-words when it comes to this man. Once you find yourself in a relationship with him you’ll start to notice how romantic and sweet he really is. He’ll always be interested in the way you feel and if something seems wrong with you he will do anything to fix it because when he loves, he loves HARD AF.

•AQUARIUS: He is probably the most selfless person you’ll ever encounter. Naturally funny and chatty, this man is going to not only be your lover but also your best friend (and that’s a big deal for him). He likes all the little things and ADORES to feel appreciated and supported by his loved ones. Can be super cheezy tbh.

•PISCES: He’s a simple man who isn’t afraid to dream big. But he can often lose balance and easily break down. When he’s in a relationship he loves full-time attention and in exchange he’ll give you the sweetest and best time of your life, full of hugs, kisses and compliments.

*zodiac girlfriends coming soon <3

ALSO OMG 3.000 FOLLOWERS???? THIS IS HUGE AND INSANE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY LITTLE ASTROLOGERS!!!! HOPE OUR CLOUD CLUB IS GOING TO BE EVEN BIGGER ;’)

• Which Pop Culture Characters Have Your Zodiac Sign?

• (500) Days of Summer
  
• Clockwork Orange
• Adventure Time
• Aladdin
• American Dad
• American Horror Story: Coven
• American Psycho
• Animal Crossing
• Archer
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• Awkward.
• Batman
• Beatles Songs
• BeetleJuice
• Beyonce Songs
• Black Butler
• Bob’s Burgers
• Breaking Bad
• Bridesmaids
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Carrie
• Christmas Movie Characters
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Confessions of a Shopaholic
• Corpse Bride
• Courage the Cowardly Dog
• Danisnotonfire & AmazingPhil
• Disney Astrology (Disneystrology)
• Disney Princesses
• Doctor Who
• Downton Abbey
• Drake & Josh
• Ed, Edd n Eddy
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Fairly Odd Parents
• Fall Out Boy Songs
• Family Guy
• The Fault in Our Stars
• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
• Friends
• Frozen
• Full House
• Futurama
• Game of Thrones
• Gilmore Girls
• Glee
• Gone Girl
  
• The Great Gatsby
• Halloweentown
• Hannibal
• Harold and Maude
• Harry Potter Characters
• Hercules
• Hetalia
• Hey Arnold
• High School Muscial
• Hocus Pocus
• Hogwarts Houses
• Howl’s Moving Castle
• Hunger Games
• Invader Zim
• The Iron Giant
• Jenna Marbles
• Junie B. Jones
• Junjou Romantica
• The Kardashians
• Katy Perry Songs
• Legally Blonde
• LEGO Movie
• The Little Vampire
• Lord of the Rings
• The Magic School Bus
• Mario Kart
• Mean Girls
• Modern Family
• Monster House
• Monsters Inc
• Moonrise Kingdom
• Moulin Rouge
• My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
• The Nanny
• Naruto
• New Girl
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• The Notebook
• The Office
• Orange is the New Black
• Ouran High School Host Club
• Panic! At the Disco Songs
• Parks and Recreation
• Peanuts
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• Ponyo
• Pretty Little Liars
• Pride & Prejudice
• Psycho
• Regular Show
• RENT
• Rise of the Guardians
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show
• Romeo & Juliet
• Rugrats
• Scary Godmother
• Scott Pilgrim
• Scrubs
• Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi
• Series of Unfortunate Events
• Sex and the City
• Sherlock(BBC)
• Silver Linings Playbook
• The Simpsons
• Skins (UK 1st Gen)
• South Park
• Space Dandy
• Spiderman
• Spirited Away
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Supernatural
• Tangled
• Teen Titans
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• That’s So Raven
• Titanic
• Totally Spies
• Twitches
  
• UP
• Victorious
• Walking Dead
• White Collar
• Wilfred
• Winnie the Pooh