#giant squid
I always hated not being able to fit everything in my backpack as a kid. This mean missy has managed to find a unique solution- a giant squid!
Remus: Where have you been?! I was worried sick!
Sirius: *soaking wet* James and I decided to fight the giant squid because she stole his lunch, but we tried to do it wearing his invisibility cloak - long story short: that didn’t work, we lost the cloak and then we spent three hours trying to fish it back out with the squid attacking us.
Remus:…
Remus: Sirius, love of my life, sun to my moon, yee to my haw, what the actual fuck?
Sirius: *blushing* I’m the love of your life?
Remus:*panics*
pspsps Chocolate Guy stans
[image description: an Instagram story from Amaury Guichon (the “Chocolate Guy”), which shows a side-by-side comparison of him in 2007 vs him now (2022). the 2007 picture shows him, significantly younger, standing next to and pointing at a small sculpture of an octopus attacking a ship. the 2022 picture shows him now, standing next to and pointing at a massive sculpture of a kraken holding a large anchor. the second sculpture is roughly three to four times the size of the first one, and finished to a much higher degree of quality. end ID]
IT’S THE FUCKING-
THA CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Squid looks yummy